Greatest Hits

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT

Ok....I have threatened to do this before but this time I really did it. This is my Greatest Hits compilation of stupid rock song rip offs.

Ya Really Got Me.......(you will have to scroll bout half way down)

And My latest offering based on that Glorious rock anthem You Give Love a Bad Name......By Bon Jovi. This is my ode to the JailBlazer era....Enjoy...or not

Shot through the heart

And youre to blame

You give P-town a bad name

B-ball greatness is what you sell

You promised me heaven, then put me through hell

homerism got a hold of me

When fullcourt's a prison, you cant break free

(uh-oh)You pack a loaded gun

(uh-oh)Theres nowhere to run

You're at the airport

The damage is done

Chorus:

Shot through the heart

And youre to blame

You gave P-town a bad name

I did my part and watched your games

But You gave P-town a bad name

You gave P-Town a bad name

Suck the Smoke between your lips

A towel flew from your fingertips

A basketball dream, then you'd act so shy

Your very first three was like a long kiss goodbye

(uh-oh)You're on a Seattle run

(uh-oh)There's nowhere to run

Flashin lights in a Hummer

The damage is done

Chorus:

Shot through the heart

And youre to blame

You gave P-town a bad name

I did my part and watch'd your games

But You gave P-town a bad name

You gave P-Town a bad name

Obligitory Link to Original

Poll

Which do you hate the most?

G.O. and Przybilla

2 votes

Blazer Love

2 votes

He Can Really Fly

0 votes

I Love Brandon Roy

1 votes

Ya Really Got Me

1 votes

You Give P-Town a Bad Name

5 votes

These are all horrible....would you please quit already!!!

22 votes

33 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Ooops!

I thought the poll question was which is the best. I voted for I Love Brandon Roy. That and the new “You give p-town a bad name” are the two best.

By the way, you can link to a comment. just click on where it says the date and time. For example, to link to this comment, where it says:

by prezofdeath on Aug 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT

Click on the “Aug 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT ” part.

then the link will look like this link I made from your song in the junk drawer:

http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/8/1/584364/trail-mix-aka-the-junk-dra#7807494

The #7807494 tells the computer what comment to go to.

Then combo that with the link button , and you can do this:

Ya Really Got Me:

Krikey! Kiteboarding is Kewl!

by prezofdeath on Aug 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions

See, if you click the date and time, up on the top of your browswer you'll notice the URL changes from

this: http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/8/3/585787/greatest-hits

to this: http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/8/3/585787/greatest-hits#7852767

Cool, eh?

Krikey! Kiteboarding is Kewl!

by prezofdeath on Aug 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah ha!!!

Thanks for the schooling!!!

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Now for my third comment in a row, add music to these and karaoke!

That would be the bomb, quite frankly.

Krikey! Kiteboarding is Kewl!

by prezofdeath on Aug 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions

You haven't heard me sing

it would be phenomenomly bad

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions

As this is Hate Week ...

... I should have said I hate them all, the music, the lyrics, the author, the readers and listeners and however. I´m a bad Bedger, I find difficult hating even in Holly Hate Week. I hate myself.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Aug 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Amlmart, I have to ask, do you mean

holly, as in the plant or holy, as in sacred?

I very much like the idea of a Holy Hate Day. That would be awesome. Just one day a year when holy 851212 breaks loose but without physical violence and then everything is peaceful and bucolic the rest of the year.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Aug 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

You know what I hate?

The word “bucolic”

this is a joke of some sort

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Bucolic Dreams

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Would you prefer pastoral?

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Aug 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

"Pastoral" makes me think of Fresno

for some reason. Serene….that is the word

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Fresno is really bad

No redeeming features whatsoever. Super hot for most of the year and the epitome of boring. Cars and dust and oppressive sweltering heat. And an absolute paucity of spirit. God if I lived there I would stay drunk all the time and stay inside an air conditioned apartment and watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island.

Winning is everything.

by MT Suit on Aug 4, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions

No

This is urban

sssh, don’t wake her

The dreams are not yet o’er

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 3, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

"Holy"

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Aug 3, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah. Thanks.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Aug 4, 2008 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions

what does the 851212 mean?

ive seen you use it twice now

"If I was in anyway unclear, I am implying that Dave is a serial murderer."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 4, 2008 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions

I liked the Rudy song the best ("He can really fly")

Pretty fly (for a Spanish guy).

Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Aug 3, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions

I couldnt vote

cause i dont hate any of them, infact I actually like(i spelled infact rong? and rong?) go an przybilla (an przybilla?) I just logged in using mozilla (and i just spelled mozilla rong) and this little red line is underneith (there 2) everything i type. I though i was at least getting half of them right.

"If I was in anyway unclear(,) I am implying that Dave is a serial murder(er)."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

I luvs me Moz

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

then you probably know

that when I use moz, the coments are not highlighted, and probably how I could fix that?

"If I was in anyway unclear, I am implying that Dave is a serial murderer."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

The misspelled words won't be highlighted, they'll be underlined with a faint, red line.

If you right click on the word with the red underline it will show you some suggestions to choose from in order to correct the word. Click on your choice and the word will be changed in your text.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Aug 3, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions

hahahahaha

no i dont meen MY entire comment, imeen the unread coments, that when using ie are highlighted until if there new. i can schrool through by simply pressing “z” and it makes it so i dont have to read the thread in its entirety each time. with mozilla, when i enter a thread all coments weather or not i have been in that thread befor are unhighlighted, and i kant scroll through the same. do you use the z butten to tab through unread comments? with ie, i get to mark all the comments ive read so i dont have to keep rereading the same over and over again.

I tried posting a comment with mozilla and the whole thing was underlined. i rillee kant spel. i would love to take advantage of that feature, but am unwilling to give up the tab through options. if you or anyone knows how to make that work with mozilla, I will make it my defalt browser.

"If I was in anyway unclear, I am implying that Dave is a serial murderer."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 4, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions