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What is the Sound of One Pritch' Slapping?

We all know that Kevin Pritchard's laid down some serious Prtich'slaps on other NBA GMs during the past few years. KP's pimp hand is strong.

Now never having been there, I've still got to think that with all of that energy being consumed in the momentous moment, there's got to be a distinctive sound associated with the event.

No one close to the Blazer organization has let out the nature of this sound. Is that because then other GMs might duck at the last second, hearing it coming? Of course, other GMs and even fan bases have been knocked silly for half a season by the sheer force of the blow (see Isiah and Knick fan right after the Z'Bo trade). Or they are too embarrassed to revisit the event. Maybe during a crying session with Bryant Gumbel, some GM will share the awful truth.

So help me out, here. I want to be able to see that sound in posts on BEdge. What sound does a Pritchslap make?

Bonus Question: If KP slaps another GM without that person listening, say like via Blackberry or text message, maybe in an email exchange on his laptop in a beautiful Oregon forest, does that Pritchslap make a sound?

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