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No one has set this up yet so I though I would. I won't re-write a song. I will just quote the lyrics from one....here goes

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest

When daddy comes home, he never gets no rest

'cos she's playin' all night, and the music's alright

Mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat, and the dog can't sleep

There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street

'cos she's playin' all night, and the music's alright

Mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out, and in and out

And in and out, and in and out

She's playin' all night, and the music's alright

Mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

She goes "Squeeze me, come on and squeeze me

Come on and tease me like you do, I'm so in love with you"

Mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out, and in and out

And in and out, and in and out, and in and out

She's playin' all night, and the music's alright

Mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night, oh

You know that mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

Oh, oh, mama's got a squeeze box, and daddy never sleeps at night

Oh, oh-oh

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Sang that song First

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 2, 2008 8:26 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

hehe

Who-who …Who-who?

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 2, 2008 8:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Guess who...

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Aug 2, 2008 9:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I always got the feelin'

Mama was a Euro

Not an American Women

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 2, 2008 9:46 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Do you like living on the edge?

Sometimes, I don’t know if it’s a turd or a fart and I let ‘er rip anyway.

- Tom

by tominhawaii on Aug 2, 2008 8:57 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

We’re Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself at aaaaaaaall!
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t stop yourself from faaaaaaaallin’
Livin’ on the edge

Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I actually stole the joke from Kids in the Hall

I don’t wear shorts to work because the dad blame AC makes it like an icebox. I do however keep a spare pair of pants and boxers at work.

- Tom

by tominhawaii on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

you get a lot of

sharding incidents

I watched that movie and it was terrible until Phillip Seymour Hoffman came on the screen. Is there something that guy cant do?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 1:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hard to say

PSH isn’t the most versatile actor out there, other than maybe Daniel Day-Lewis.

Along those lines, just saw The Dark Knight for the second time last night (girlfriend hadn’t seen it), and it was even better. What a way to go out for Ledger. He elevated a comic book movie to legit Oscar contention. Nolan could even get a nomination, I think.

Bayless isn't the second coming of Jordan.
Jordan was the first coming of Bayless.

by KP Corleone on Aug 2, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I am going to take

my old lady to the dark knight when she gets back into town. I am pumped to watch it again.

Did you mean PSH is versatile rather than isnt?

How many people can be in a movie like Capote and then switch it up for a pretty good comedy roll. Also, he was in the Big Lebowski and was awesome. He was also really good in Happiness. A lot of people talk up Magnolia which I thought was just all right except for the excellence of PSH

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

One of my buddies

was on the phone one time, from his office, when he suddenly said, simply, “oh no.” Asked what was wrong, all he said is, “I gambled and lost.” I’ll let you fill in the blanks.

Bayless isn't the second coming of Jordan.
Jordan was the first coming of Bayless.

by KP Corleone on Aug 2, 2008 1:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I hate it

We were leaving the hotel to go to my grandmother’s funeral and I said, “Wait, I gotta pee first.” Moments later someone was pounding on the door asking why I was in the shower.

Don’t tell my wife I told you this, but this is pretty funny. Khara parks her car on the second floor and we stopped by her car on the way to walk the dog. We took the stairs down and just as she stepped off the last step she gasped. I said, “What?” Then she said, “I pooped!” I laughed like a wave on the ocean as she slowly walked to the elevator to change.

- Tom

by tominhawaii on Aug 2, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Nice

I dont have any good pooping myself stories that occur after the age of 4, but once when I was surfing one of my friends pooed his wetsuit. That must have been a wicked gross feeling.

Also, one of my friends dropped out of straight edge and started drinking and after 6 months of this he had not one but 2 pretty worthwhile pooin ones self stories. These were the kinds of incidents where you had to throw out your shoes after.

man I love scatological humor

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Everybody

Wizzes in their wet suit once in a while but I only once caught a wave that scared the poo out of me

by southern oregon on Aug 2, 2008 3:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

once in a while

nothing like the warmth of your own piss in the cold cold oregon waters

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 4:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

DAVE, this is what you get,

by forcing all the off topic into one thread. lololololol

"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."

---jksnake99

by ptwnblzr on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I imagine that the junk drawer is treated

by Dave in much the same way that a serial murder treats his horror filled cellar. It is something that is necessary but you arent looking to draw attention to it.

If I was in anyway unclear I am implying that Dave is a serial murder.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

BEdger--please let me out(in tears)

Dave—It put the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

"If I was in anyway unclear(,) I am implying that Dave is a serial murder(er)."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 3, 2008 12:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I want to be clear that I am in no way being fescius

but that quote never gets old. I love now and for always

I also like “Wait…was she a great big fat person?” Classic! and Classy!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 1:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Jesse Jackson made headlines posturing against this song...

........................................... Any press is good press.

He’s a great defender of the public morals.

t

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Aug 2, 2008 9:05 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

It's just about an accordian? Right?

Is there a double meaning or somethin?

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 2, 2008 9:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I don't care about fiction, but I like THIS dude...

Bumped into a piece by Sherman Alexie called “61 Things I Learned at the Sonics Trial: A Sonics Love Story”

Disclaimer for the BE Daisies extracted from the piece: Yeah, I cuss a lot. Get over it. In writing about basketball, it would be utterly hypocritical to abstain from cursing.

Very true and you’ve been notified.

And here’s the link:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=631015

t

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Aug 2, 2008 9:22 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

50. Westbrook is going to be a free agent in 2012, I believe.

Man, I need to write a fanpost diary on how we can get Westbrook in 2012.

- Tom

by tominhawaii on Aug 2, 2008 9:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

that is histericle

that gets a rec

"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."

---jksnake99

by ptwnblzr on Aug 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

"hysterical"

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum

by rockingharder on Aug 2, 2008 10:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I was going to post it

but I thought it was old news even though I only read it last night and found it to be amazing

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

This was the first thing Ben posted about Alexie

Because of the last two paragraphs about the ten pack of Blazers’ tickets. I think TrueHoop posted it as well.

Bayless isn't the second coming of Jordan.
Jordan was the first coming of Bayless.

by KP Corleone on Aug 2, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Me too

There is nowhere near enough complaining around here

by southern oregon on Aug 2, 2008 3:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

They should play some Games...

...at The Glenwood Park in Tillamook, for the Fans.

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Aug 2, 2008 9:51 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

vs. OKC!!!

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Aug 2, 2008 10:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply   2 recs

They should play a game in Spokane. For the fans.

...or, for me at least.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum

by rockingharder on Aug 2, 2008 10:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Somebody want a new job? How about official writer/editor for the New York Knicks website? Knickfan? Bueller?

http://nbateamjobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=19519 (found by J.E. Skeets)

This individual will be the primary Knicks beat writer for NYKnicks.com, writing previews and recaps for all Knicks regular-season and playoff games. Must be able to attend all home games at Madison Square Garden and write 1-2 feature stories per week in addition to game coverage. The ideal candidate will be a self-starter with a superior knowledge of NBA basketball and prior experience covering the sport for a team site or professional media organization.[...]

Well, I don’t have most of the required skills. Fortunately. Though I could honestly answer this question with yes):

4. Yes/No: Do you know NBA knowledge?

Yeah, I have some and know it when I see it. Maybe they also need an HR person with superior writing skills soon…

Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Aug 2, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply reply   0 recs

The requirements needed to work in the Knicks organization

is a long nose that doesn’t object to brown. Everything else some PR flak will dictate to you anyway. Everything must be processed through their screens. I do not believe the organization has changed beyond the basketball operations.

OK – that was harsh. No, I don’t have the necessary skills to even survive in NYC a day let alone a career. That town is the toughest in the country (maybe the world) to deal with fans.

Aldridge said. "We feel like we can beat any team. We feel like we can beat the Spurs, Suns, Lakers, Mavericks, whoever any night right now, and we'll still be here when those teams get old and their guys retire. We're going to be here for a long time."

by lee3022 on Aug 2, 2008 1:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Here is a quote that I hope fits Martell in two years
"My game speaks for myself," he said. "I’m one of the top thee or four two-way players in the game. I do love to play defense. I got scoring all around me now. I can just contribute.”

I have long seen the truth of this statement and longed for this capability on the Blazers. I am still hoping Martell is the player who can fulfill it. He is not a ball hog, He tries really hard. He has a wonderful NBA body. He is a natural shooter. He has excellent athleticism. He lacks experience of the player quoted above but he is comparable to that player at this age. The player quoted? Ron Artest. At Martell’s age (21) Artest averaged 11.9 points, 3.9 rebounds, 3.0 assists. 2.1 turnovers, 2.0 steals and 0.6 blocks. In that year he shot 40.1% FG, 29.1% 3FG, 75% FT in 31.1 minutes. Martell’s statistics are comparable except in steals and assists. In the article Artest says he was dominated by Battier when he first began playing him because of Battier’s size. It has appeared to me over the years that Artest has worked each year on his game and become dominant himself. Long before the Detroit disaster in the stands I considered Artest the most complete 2 way player in the league. Can Martell follow this pattern?

Martell may never be the defender Artest is but he has the physical tools to get there. It is his mental game that needs strengthening. Artest has the street player’s toughness, Can Martell gain this? The game comes easier to Martell when he relaxes and he has that sweet stroke. This is my hope for Martell – to surpass Ron Artest’s production (without the volcano and trouble). What do you think?

Aldridge said. "We feel like we can beat any team. We feel like we can beat the Spurs, Suns, Lakers, Mavericks, whoever any night right now, and we'll still be here when those teams get old and their guys retire. We're going to be here for a long time."

by lee3022 on Aug 2, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

what was Artest's crazy %

that year. I think it was pretty low. Maybe a smashed up TV or 2.

I dont know if Martell has the natural intensity of Ron, but the only person I can think that shares the same intensity level would be Mike Tyson. I dont know how you even develop that mentality outside of prison. If Martell can be 75% the defender that Artest is on the perimeter then I think he would be doing a really good job so that is what I will set my sights for.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

You think Martell has the physical tools

to be on that level as a defender? I would settle for him (or Trout) becoming adequate. If either or both of those guys could somehow become a lockdown guy, the Blazers would have very few weaknesses left to address.

Bayless isn't the second coming of Jordan.
Jordan was the first coming of Bayless.

by KP Corleone on Aug 2, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I think Martell has the physical tools

I am not sure if his lateral quickness can improve with confidence but I suspect so. His lateral movement will certainly improve with experience and recognition. Outlaw’s mentality is as a scorer and defense may be something he does to get to shoot. Martell on the other hand is a reluctant scorer and can make his mark with a defensive emphasis.

I think Martell’s improvement pattern will take him beyond adequate. It might take him all the way to excellent. It happens. This is a reason I feel Martell needs three more years. A $5-6M/yr extension this fall makes perfect sense to me for Martell that will allow him to progress and allow for a reasonable trade should he regress. It makes sense for the Blazers because it buys

Aldridge said. "We feel like we can beat any team. We feel like we can beat the Spurs, Suns, Lakers, Mavericks, whoever any night right now, and we'll still be here when those teams get old and their guys retire. We're going to be here for a long time."

by lee3022 on Aug 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Ben's Latest Post about Dwight Jaynes Made Me Think of this Song

Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger

That band ticks me off. Their music was alright to me, and I always felt like they could grow on me, as their music matured. Then they just ate the brown pickle and went to hell. What jerks.

- Tom

by tominhawaii on Aug 2, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I think you

mean what Brits.

did you ever catch the oasis spoof on Mr Show? Pretty good stuff where contestants enter a contest for a chance to be shot and killed by a member of an oasis like band

I really hate oasis no matter where they are from

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hey, I like Oasis!

All you really need, though, is “(What’s the Story) Morning Glory.” They have like, four great, great songs and they are all on that album.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum

by rockingharder on Aug 2, 2008 10:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

sweet

get a 12psck of winecoolers and find a couple of 16year old girls. goodluck

"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."

---jksnake99

by ptwnblzr on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Yeeahhh....

in a year I’m going to be running into some dating problems…. legal problems…

--

by CaptainSexyJacob on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

oh man,

your much too loyal. see, ya dont actually have to be all perminent and everything. i meen, they only respect that kinda quaintness in the looooong run. what are ya trying to be happy or something? think more short term for the instant gratification. looking ahead is only for people trying to be successfull. pffft.

btw, happy bday! mines coming soon, but i wont get anything couse im old. did ya get anything youve been wanting?

"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."

---jksnake99

by ptwnblzr on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

you know

what they say about 16 year olds…half of them are 14.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Aug 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Dave also says happy birthday to you

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

has any one else noticed

that the girl in the Glutonamin add for blood sugar looks like she wants me, BAD. shes so shameless

"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."

---jksnake99

by ptwnblzr on Aug 2, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Hey....someone

can we un-rec this once and for all??

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

no, this is the weekend thread. lol

"If I was in anyway unclear(,) I am implying that Dave is a serial murder(er)."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 3, 2008 12:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

No it's not

Check again!

Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)

by 92wastheyear on Aug 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

the name change was awsome.lol

we are functionally disfunctional

"If I was in anyway unclear(,) I am implying that Dave is a serial murder(er)."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on Aug 3, 2008 1:31 PM PDT