When you post your ideas in a respectful and calculated manner you shouldn’t apologize for posting it. Because I post in such a spur of the moment manner, sometimes my posts are garbage and other times I feel like they have a pensive quality in their message. The idea behind them though, is always honest, and is trying to be constructive. I feel like you are apologizing because you thought you made a bad (in quality) fanpost or a couple of them. Which doesn’t make too much sense to me. Sure people can disagree with you, but I don’t see why you should apologize for taking the time to write them out. I’m sure some people appreciated them.

I kinda tripped out a little, my bad. fortunatly I dont have the stamina to sustain it, and after the last post I mad I left the thread and will not return. I wonder if I have ireperaly changed other peoples view of me, but oh well, what can I do.

I’ll always read your stuff, cause even if I dont agree, it allways has made me think.

squared himself he just had the scissor kick that allowed him to make himself look like he was getting fouled all the time.

He might end up going in for a routine checkup and end up with a root canal. It’s the curse I tell you!!!

You make Gandhi look like a pedophile.

Mortimer!

My wife makes me go outside or take some Beano™.

Seriously though, the language skills of sportscasters, as with pretty much everyone else in the US, have gone downhill over the last 30 years. Doug Collins is just another in a long line of folks who are mangling the language – but it’s not going to get him banned to ESPN 8 or anything (The Ocho!).

in a burnin paper bag on your doorstep – did you get those?

Cant wait for the javelin though: http://withleather.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=6619
Or a few other events: http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/08/13/hot-german-olympic-athletes-grace-the-pages-of-playboy

Enjoy
(calendar link in withleather page is also very excellent)

link

Zing!

See what I did there? I took one definition and changed it to another…see…I’m clever…

Aw, nevermind.

“Like a stupid g”.. ?

Do stupid gangsters even POST polls on sports-fan sites? Also, stupid gangster like a stupid Al Capone or a stupid 50Cent?

Regardless, I’m sorry you’re having a tough time deciding on the option you’d like to vote for. Even though many others seem to have done so with effortless panache, I blame myself. I know that the Junk Drawer is a place people go to find some seriousness and integrity in this otherwise fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants world, and you’re absolutely right – I was way too lighthearted in my attempt.

Unfortunately, what’s done is done and, aside from shutting this abomination of a poll down, here’s what I can do for you:

1. Give you a hint: I’ve actually taken the poll and can see the results. If you like, I can let you know which one’s the most popular and you can cast your vote with confidence knowing that, even if you don’t understand this crazy street talk, you’ll at least have safety in numbers (double hint: it’s the first one).

2. Make you your own answer: I can edit the poll and add another option to select of your very own creation. This way, you can click the circle with certainty, knowing that, yes, this time you’re really making a statement you can comprehend and believe in. I promise – whatever you want me to type in there, I’ll do it (site rules abiding) and you can cast your singular vote on this very serious matter of what one of Brandon Roys body parts says as soon as I update it.

C. Quit whining: Take a chill pill and let it be.

So, make your choice, hombre – the world is dying to know what you think on this talking knee matter!

p.s. Thanks for the constistently positive and thought-provoking comments you’ve been sending in my direction of late. It’s like having my own personal PippenAintEasy. Seriously, though, what’s the deal? Did I spill a drink on you or something?