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The Junk Drawer--July 4th Weekend

Here's the fanpost in which to put all of your musings, on- or off-topic, that don't quite merit a separate post of their own.  Please note that even though this thread is, by definition, looser than the norm all site conversation rules apply here.  That includes no profanity and not spazzing out too much over religion or politics.

Gotta throw in some words to reach the 75-word limit:

Toucan, nanometer, hypnotic, oragami, seminal, hydrostatic, filibuster, punctual, atypical, pussilanimous, Arthurian, pluralism, gangrene, awkward, chopsticks, shampoo

--Dave   

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A great big YEP and a rec.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long has it gets un-rec'd afterward it will be fine

Besides….Ann rec’d the comment not the post

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was awsome

i watched your responce turn green.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell me GWB....

how does Iraq taste?

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raef LaFrentz

I got to thinking today, about what it must be like to be Raef LaFrentz as a member of the Portland Trailblazers. On the one hand, it is hard to find too much sympathy for a guy who is making practically $13 Million a year for being a practice player…at the same time though, nobody wants him. How would you feel or handle it if nobody wanted you? Imagine yourself sitting on the Blazer’s bench, and knowing that the fans of this team can’t wait until you are no longer there. Imagine knowing the future this team has in store for itself, and knowing that not only are you not a part of it, but that your are an obstacle to it (except the RLEC part). The truth of the matter is, 99.9% of Blazer fans that truly follow the team and know anything about salary caps….they all wish he would go away.

The first year he was here, people were discussing what Raef could bring…a post player who could hit the outside shot and spread the floor. Though that is true to an extent, it is laughable, because it was basically a way to candy-coat the fact that we had to take on one of the worst contracts in the league in the Brandon Roy deal. Regardless of that, there was the smallest bit of intrigue of how he might be able to contribute. He has turned out to be “The guy we throw in there when all our other post players are on the verge of fouling out.”

That was then. Here in the now, nobody wants him. He is even lower on the depth chart because we have Oden and will have Ike Diogu.

It is sad and funny at the same time. Raef fits that rare description of a player that absolutely nobody wants, but yet you’ll never hear him get booed. Nobody likes you Raef! Yet because you’re a Blazer, we love you. Here’s to getting the Veteran’s Minimum in 09-10!

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 1:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its true

he must get sad…but then again i think the money and chance to be with these guys is compensation

Greatness + Greatness = Great Greatness

by noam16 on Jul 4, 2008 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is better than the alternative

of having people discuss your career in the past tense and have to be reminded that you are still in the league.

by tingeyga on Jul 4, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CTC.

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't be too surprised to see him get some playing time

I was pretty shocked that “Theo Ratliff’s expiring contract” actually did get quite some minutes in the playoffs, actually contributing something to a team this year that exceeded his value as just an EC for a team (though that was for a different club). I could imagine Raef experiencing the same. He even might play another season or two, though probably not for the Blazers.

Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt he feels too sad

He’s still in the 99.999% percentile of basketball players in the world, and he probably knows it. He usually looks like he’s having a good time on the bench, too.

by erastus25 on Jul 7, 2008 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way

If we don’t end up trading his contract prior to the trading deadline, and we decide to let his salary come off of the books at the end of next season, does anybody here think we should just buy out the rest of his contract and open up a roster spot mid-season to add a player that might be more useful? That would make sense to me anyways.

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are are going to be minutes available

for said player? To me that sounds doubtful

by tingeyga on Jul 4, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wont really know till mid season

but can we trade a contract that has been bought ou? doesnt that meke him eligable for any roster at that piont, like fransis? there are those that would argue that buying out raifs contract would be shooting ourselves in the foot. and since we are over the cap, would we even be able to take on a player that we dont trade for. I think your right tingeyga, I dont think that would work at all.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow i had started my reply

as i was showeing up to a parrade, and after plesentrys, finished without reading 92s reply

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No...ya don't want to do that

See..his salary is good for trading during this upcoming season (before it expires) and if we cut him now…we wouldn’t be able to make that trade deadline move involving his contract (I don’t believe you can trade a bought out player). That would cause us to lose some of our flexiblity.

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been misunderstood

The trade deadline is every February. If come February we don’t trade him (i.e. the deadline comes and goes), then he is just taking up roster space. Since he isn’t going to be resigned by us following the season, I was proposing the rest of his contract be bought out. I wasn’t suggesting buying him out prior to the deadline. Sorry if I wasn’t clear. That’s why I mentioned mid-season.

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...good then that makes sense

But couldn’t we just keep him there on the roster and if someone good comes our way we can then waive him and have the same effect? Is this allowed? I really don’t know

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Love Candied Walnuts,

Vote Sam Bowie as Greatest "Other" Blazer Ever.

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Pecans

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An advantage to having superstars...

...is the improvement of complementary players. Think Joel, Channing, and Rudy won’t get better by being matched up every day in practice against Greg, LMA, and Brandon? When they face an opposing team’s bench it’s going to seem like child’s play compared to what they’re used to.

by Sumito on Jul 4, 2008 4:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shampoo?

Vote Sam Bowie as Greatest "Other" Blazer Ever.

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jul 4, 2008 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK when you can't get realpoo...

I don’t follow?

"You don’t visit the coast, then ask where you could get some average seafood." -tominhawaii

by -ken on Jul 4, 2008 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chinese Minister for Higiene.

Sham Poo

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 4, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't really helping his image as a team player.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley

by Winchester on Jul 4, 2008 6:26 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Man i hope Bayless is good....

because he is reminding me way to much of Telfair…

by Rudyculous on Jul 4, 2008 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way not even close.

Having one’s name tatted anywhere on one’s body is not, in my opinion, selfish or self centered. He is, perhaps proud of his surname, maybe reminding himself of where he came from. Or, he, as a 19 year old , wanted a tatoo and figured this would be a great idea. Not too flashy, easy to cover up when needed and not crude or trashy. I don;t know why we are arguing about this anyway, EVERYONE in the NBA has tattoos…sheesh! ( well except for BRoy but he’s clearly the exception)

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 4, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

having my own name tatooed on my body wouldnt be considered selfich or arregent? or self centered? I hope this effort at reinforcing the idea that he will be great works for him, for our teams sake. but I am now skeptikal. james just doesnt seem somehow to be the quintisentiol team player.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"having my own name tatooed on my body wouldnt be considered selfich or arregent"

All long as you didn’t mispell it

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get so tired of this kinda .......

but probably no more then you others get tired of reading my tribute to a failed public education system.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is kind of annoying when they're serious, but I'm sure 92wastheyear isn't

He misspelled misspell. For ironic purposes, I’m guessing. In my opinion spelling doesn’t show a lack of intelligence/education or anything. If someone uses the words correctly but doesn’t spell them correctly it shouldn’t matter. Of course that’s just my opinion.

by Junior Del Norte on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ptwn ....please no offense

I heard (read) you joking around about your spelling in another thread. You seemed to be taking a light-hearted stance on it so I thought it would be okay to joke around with you it. Seriously no offense intended. Junior caught the “Mispelling” I put in. Plus I truely thought it would be funny if someone misspelled their name on a tattoo…they would have to change their name!

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do you think his name is spelled Jerryd?

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story...

I have a big ole farm boy who works for me. He has his nickname tattooed on his arm. It says, “Big Contry”.

"You don’t visit the coast, then ask where you could get some average seafood." -tominhawaii

by -ken on Jul 4, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Oh man, that is classic….

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jul 5, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, we're str8!

it would figure the one person that wasn’t trying to be a d-bag about it would catch the pent resentment. im kinda a jerk that way. ive been making some retarded mistakes(work) and just fealling a little sesitive. my bad. I really need to just find an online sellchecker and start using it.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good deal!!

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firefox

The web browser has a built-in one, so whenever you type a comment there’s a red line under misspelled words. It’s caught many a typo of mine in the years I’ve been using it. Plus, Firefox is awesome.

http://www.mozilla.com

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 4, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

its downloading now, Ive heard about but had no idea how to get it.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

White guys

aren’t arrogant. They’re either quietly confident (classy) or expressive (passionate)

by Junior Del Norte on Jul 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a-rod?

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dominican

Meaning he’s probably of mixed African/European descent with the possibility of some indigenous thrown in.

by Junior Del Norte on Jul 4, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, they're intense or confident

What about Przybilla’s AND 1 tattoo? That’s worse than getting your name on your back.

I think things are going much too good for us lately, and some fans have to find something to worry about. They’ve been sullied by the bad years.

The good things we got going on are actually good, and we should all enjoy it and not nitpick to find a kink in the armour! If Bayless was some crazy egomaniac and no one knew this ever, would he have been able to hide it? He’s still just some 19 year old rook coming onto Brandon Roy’s team, and Roy doesn’t have a problem putting someone in their place. If he could do it to Z-Bo, he can do it to lil’ Bayless.

The worriers are worried over vague rumors and snap judgements. Worst case scenario, Bayless is talented but annoying and put into his place by Nate and Roy and Przybilla. It would also be the first time in Bayless’ short career where he was a selfish pain in the butt, so I don’t know why some expect it to start now…

I also don’t wanna see anymore ‘it’s like Telfair’ scenarios, when there is zero point zero zero zero things in common between the two. One is a upper-middle class suburban kid, one is related to Starbury and from a dangerous part of NY. One is under 6 foot, one is 6’3” in shoes with Jarrett Jack size. One can dunk, one can’t. One can shoot, one can’t. One did all of his damage against other tiny high school kids, one dominated some nights in the NCAA’s best conference. How are they at all similar?

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Good grief. I just replied to one of your comments in the Darius thread asking the question

you answered in this one. Weird.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee hee

And I referenced this post in my reply to you in the other thread.

MORTIMER!!

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever

I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's Brandon Roy when he extends for CP3 money...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he better

paul said he could have all he could carry. thats why hes been lifting weights.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep, and when women are confident

they get called things we can’t post in this family friendly blog.

Definitely a lot of double standards out there, but this could get ugly, so I’m done, too.

by Section323 on Jul 4, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

george bush

recieves this moniker all the time.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

I think it says that he primarily defines himself as a basketball player. He’s used to having his name on his shoulders with a jersey… maybe this is just helpful for shirts and skins games.

That said, he looks like his body may be far more nba ready than most skinny little rookies.

by danielfarrell on Jul 4, 2008 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think this a non-story

How is having that on your name on your back any more presumptuous than having a “Chosen 1” tattoo like LeBron?

Source

by tingeyga on Jul 4, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Top 10 Nominee
maybe this is just helpful for shirts and skins games.

How do I set my laser printer to stun?

by prezofdeath on Jul 4, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I accidentally stole your joke.

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I owe you a quarter...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG NOOOOOO

mistake

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Jarrett Jack's back?

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is Nate's

He has a new mancrush

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helpful for shirts-n-skins gmes...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PAY UP!

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben. on Jul 4, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

check out his shoes in this one... classic mikes...

watch out below

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben. on Jul 4, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!! His arms look perfectly normal

Wassup with that?

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

He has short martial arts arms. He’d be a good ninja.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"His arms look perfectly normal" ?!?

In my neighborhood, we call that B.U.I.L.T. I’m not going to get get all obsessed about the length of his arms, but he looks more fit than Mr. Roy or Mr. Aldridge did in college.

by Corvid on Jul 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what he calls his mom

"Shoot, I don't even have anything to put in my own sig"

These are the modest words of pualo, posted on June 20, 2008.
Yes, pualo, an extraordinarily discerning BEdger with a knack for subtle expression.

by CatMan2 on Jul 6, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Junk drawer

This is a really, really important question, around which the world revolves more or less—well probably a lot less.

If I get up in the morning, and it is after midnight in Portland, and Dave hasn’t opened a new junk drawer for the day, can I do it, if I have something important I want to put in it?

Because I always have something important to put in it.

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 4, 2008 6:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you gotta send Dave an email on that one.

I always look for Dave’s little smiling cat face, so you will confuse me.

by Section323 on Jul 4, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Calderon message for amlmart1:

“Bueno Alfredo, creo que no ha hecho falta poner nerviosos a los Raptors,
supongo que ya sabes que me quedo en Toronto, Portland tendra que esperar

Jose” (viernes, 04 de julio de 2008 13:33 Spain time).

Use your translator.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 4, 2008 7:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amlmart,

You are my translator!

:)

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted you tried the translation because sometimes

the internet translators make some funny translations and/or mistakes. But here I go.
I asked Jose to send a message to me which I might post in BE, or even to post himself in BE, talking about how much he likes Portland and the Blazers or perhaps only our little Blazersedge community. To tempt him I told that it might reach the Raptors and it could get on their nerves, so they would give him the money he deserves. But Jose is not that kind of guy and he didn´t try anything, even this little thing. He accept their offer immediately and signed. And this is his message translated:

"Well, Alfredo, I think there was no need to make the Raptors nervous, I suppose you already know I´ll stay in Toronto, Portland will have to wait.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true,

Online translators do make funny sentences. But they’re even funnier when one knows what the original is trying to say. Unfortunately, my Spanish is completely reliant on my Latin, which has gotten rusty after a couple of years of neglect.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, not an exciting translation, unfortunately

Good Alfredo, I believe that it has not been necessary to put nervous to the Raptors, I suppose that already you know that I remain in Toronto, Portland will have to hope.

Awkward, but not in an awesome way. Your translation is much nicer.

It’s fun that he wrote, and probably just as well not to start an international incident.

by Section323 on Jul 4, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell him Sabonis4Ever said

No way Jose….....we have too many point guards

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[A]ll site conversation rules apply here. That includes… not spazzing out too much over religion or politics.

Aw. Now what am I going to talk about? I guess I’ll just have to brush up on this receptacle-sphere game that everyone keeps talking about here.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 8:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or I could just play with the extra words Dave put up.

A toucan who stood 5.0×10^8 nanometers tall walked into a bar with his hypnotic oragami, which was his seminal work. Unfortunately, the patrons were conversing about the hydrostatic pressure exerted on submarines. Conversing may not be the right word, because there was one patron in particular who was holding a filibuster on the subject, much to the chagrin of the other patrons. Since the submariner was a punctual chap, he had arrived precisely at opening, and planned his atypical speech to last until closing that night.

This greatly upset the toucan, and he intended to make a stand for the poor, defenseless patrons. Wielding his hypnotic origami, the toucan challenged the submariner to a duel. However, the pusillanimous submariner fled in the face of the Arthurian bird. The patrons were overjoyed and resumed the previous day’s conversation on cultural pluralism. More specifically, the question was whether persons who had contracted gangrene were discriminated against by other members of society. The toucan, noticing how awkward the new conversation was, left, taking a pair chopsticks from the counter, and purchasing shampoo at the local convenience store before heading home to read some Tolstoy.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Dang, I missed the bold on chopsticks.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

T you beat me too it

had to rummage thru the drawer and voila there you go. I always loved that assignment making a story out of unrelated words. Nice job.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a question

What was the question?

As this translates and reads like an answer.

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 4, 2008 8:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For those of us who don't like that other phrase

to describe what happens to other GMs when they make a trade with KP, we can call them “Bepritched”.

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 4, 2008 8:53 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like it

It implies that KP got the deal done because the other GM couldn’t resist KP’s charms, instead of implying that KP used brute force to get his way.

by tingeyga on Jul 4, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez...let's not get started on that again

lol

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Careful guys...

Treading in these waters tends to attract sharks. The last time I mentioned my dislike of the word I had twelve of them after me. Can you believe it? I feel lucky to have survived! The last time I checked they were still thrashing around over there biting their own tails. Crazy.

Anyway, Bepritched is an improvement. Has anyone noticed whether KP ever twitches his nose?

"...and that loud noise you hear coming is the Portland Trailblazers." - Charles Barkley

by RebelRogue on Jul 4, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm Done.. Do What Y'All Must..

Nice to hear I have a rep, though, even if it kind of sucks. Someone’s reading my comments! Hope you caught the apology on that last one, RR – didn’t mean for it to be taken personally. Speaking of which:

biting their own tails

That’s a low blow, man.

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 4, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, I'm sorry, Sharkman.

Sometimes I let my sense of humor get too carried away. But the whole shark analogy was too good to pass up. Nothing personal, I swear. You just had the misfortune of being the one to argue against my irrefutable logic. Now, I feel like we’re even and can be friends, united in righteous Blazer comradery. My hand is extended. Shake it.

You’re right, the “biting their own tails” remark was a low blow. My apologies. Technically, though, sharks don’t have tails, but writing “caudal fins” wouldn’t have had the same effect.

I hope you and everyone here had a great Fourth. Cheers.

"...and that loud noise you hear coming is the Portland Trailblazers." - Charles Barkley

by RebelRogue on Jul 5, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I think I still prefer “Pritch-Slapped,” but “BePritched” is fun. I’ll put another vote of confidence behind it!

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Dave & Darkstar

it’s spelled origami…

sheesh

(Great words, Dave … great story, Darkstar)

"We will do nice things!" - Rudy, 07/01/08

by jorga on Jul 4, 2008 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I get for copy and pasting the list.

I did catch ‘pusillanimous’ instead of ‘pussilanimous,’ but that’s because I actually had to look that one up to make sure bilingual octopus had the nuances right (which he did). I should have paid more attention.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you guys think that

not being able to have good fireworks here in Oregon encourages people to make their own? I won’t put any recipes up here (being a family site and such) but it’s really not that difficult, yet is pretty dangerous. Most people just go up to Washington and buy them anyway.

I guess my question is do you agree with Oregon’s strict fireworks laws?

(I don’t know the laws exactly but I know no flying objects, or showers higher than 8 feet or something silly like that)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' -Homer J Simpson

by Poot on Jul 4, 2008 9:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When I was back in Indiana,

It was not illegal to sell fireworks of any kind at any time, but it was illegal to use them on any day except the 4th itself and New Years Eve. Did this stop anyone? Not in the least bit.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oregon is slightly more likely to burn

I think. july is the start of fire season for oregon, there are over a thousand 20 somethings angshesly awaiting some drunken oversight, right now.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I understand the increased fire danger here,

it just seems to me like they could maybe just ban them from state parks, and areas like that, instead of a complete ban. Although I guess it’s just easier to have a total ban.

I've heard a couple horror stories about some ridiculous fines being handed down to "fireworks smugglers" who are just normal family people trying to have a good time. I can't remember the exact amount of the fines but, I remember thinking it was more than a month's pay. Well, more than a month of my pay...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' -Homer J Simpson

by Poot on Jul 4, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that's weird

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' -Homer J Simpson

by Poot on Jul 4, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yah

this format suffers random weirdness. I was adding a reply to a fanpost that was being removed and as I was posting, I was somehow moved to another thread. my reply looked so out of place.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you place a space right after a carriage return, the wierdness ensues.

This is normal.

This has a space before it.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I misspelled weird.

:(

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread is now full of my errors.

Sorry, Dave. I have higher standards for myself than this. I mean, if I hold everyone else up to strict and painful grammar and spelling correctness, then I shouldn’t let myself slip so much.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know it is a felony to alter fireworks in any way.

But owning a flamethrower is legal…..........except in California…..where it is a misdemeanor.

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia & Co. would have something to say about that...

................................. The Right to Keep and Bear Flamethrowers!

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now what could possibly be wrong with owning a flamethrower?

They’re very useful for cleaning out blackberries and pesky neigborhoods.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Zombie clearance

And when you need to burn the infestation of Alien sucker-eggs in the basement.

Flame throwers do so much around the home, if those fat cats in Washington ban them I’m moving to Algeria.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention Martha Stewart

It’s hard to do a good creme brulee without one.

by Corvid on Jul 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuuuuuuum! Creme brulee.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th of July and fireworks

since personal responsibility is a thing of the past we need rules like this to keep us in line.

I do think the Patriot Act should mandate all citizens light a sparkler and hold it skyward after dusk in recognition for todays true meaning—celebrating victory over the aliens.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"We are fighting for our right to live. To exist...."

”......And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! “

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Video of Nicolus Batum.. the commentary is freaking hilarious but NBat looks good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7SV6qAGGQ

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 4, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like we can trust you

to keep us updated on batum. good vidio. thanks

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes u can :)

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 4, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great accent on that voice over...

............................... A Scot raised in Bulgaria by German nuns?

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His team went 0-9

great

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And did you see how many people were in the crowd..?

lol

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jul 4, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolol

great find!

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben. on Jul 4, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

read this story

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/tom_verducci/07/01/lincecum0707/index.html

i know it’s baseball, but it’s awesome

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben. on Jul 4, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

why do they call it the junk drawer

when all the good links are here? hmm?

by royroty on Jul 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG Tim Lincecum is my hero!

That dude is a total pitching stud. That’s all I have to say. Cy Young winner. Book it.

Where have all the flowers gone?

by bilingual octopus on Jul 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nicknames

Every player seems to have three or four nicknames on this site. My personal favorite is
“the prototype” for martel, this just embodies his shooting style in my opinion
what are your favorites, and why?

by blackandwite323 on Jul 4, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gator!

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

B-Rex!

Joel Freeland=Stud

by hightide on Jul 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabonis

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Channing again...

.................................. he’s the buffet, after all…

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say Jarrett Jack

But he’s not a Blazer anymore. That dude would say it straight up and real. He’d pull no punches and call it just lilke it is.

On the other hand, I’d love to have a word with whatever jackass on the Blazers is gonna vote for McCain. Someone polled all the Blazers last year and just one of them said he was gonna vote for McMoreWar. I bet it was LaFrentz. That dude looks like a smarmy little Republican nitwit. I’d wanna talk with him just to ask him why he supports the ongoing destruction of our country. Sorry if it ain’t LaFrentz. Whoever it is that supports McSame I’d wanna talk with him.

Where have all the flowers gone?

by bilingual octopus on Jul 4, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you be any more arrogant?

I’m an independent, but at least the Republican party mascot isn’t a jackass. Tehe.

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 5, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a little embarrassed for you.

I don’t have much love for McCain, but calling someone a Jackass for voting for someone from another political party seems a little childish. Not all your posts have to be smug, self-indulgent, liberal cliches.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley

by Winchester on Jul 5, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I don’t mind the Democrats’ policies. But I absolutely can’t stand the all-too-common liberal mindset: “I know better than you. If you disagree with me, there is only one possible reason: you’re an idiot.”

I know it’s not held by everyone on the left, but… sheesh. It makes me want to vote for McCain just because I don’t want people like that to act smugly when Obama wins.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to get sucked into a political argument...

but your post is a bit ironic to me in that it states almost exactly how I have long felt about the “all-too-common” conservative mindset. The difference is that I hear, “If you disagree with me, there is only one possible reason: you aren’t patriotic.”

"You don’t visit the coast, then ask where you could get some average seafood." -tominhawaii

by -ken on Jul 5, 2008 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK.

If I heard a conservative say something like that I would think it was stupid too. In this particular case it just happens to be a liberal making idiotic comments.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley

by Winchester on Jul 5, 2008 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, fellas

The Octopus was just trying to stimulate some thought and discussion. No reason to bag on the dude so heavily. And let’s face it: Republican policies have driven our once great nation into a ditch. Sure, our friend the 8-armed one could have been more tactful. But he was doing us all a favor by drawing attention to the elephant in our nation’s living room and the steaming pile of excrement it has left for us and our children to clean up.

I saw a good bumpersticker that said “Of course it hurts. You’re being screwed by an elephant!”

Nature bats last.

by fisheyes on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow..
But he was doing us all a favor by drawing attention to the elephant in our nation’s living room..

You’re right! Thanks for the favor, Octo – I couldn’t possibly have figured out our current sociopolitical climate without your open-ended and humanitarian gesture.

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 5, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fish, sharks and octopus in the same boat...

and nobody says somehing about it?.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 5, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahah! We practice diversity here at the Bedge.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 6, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

diversity is perversity

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 6, 2008 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's perverse to be diverse?

No, things could be worse.
Being hidebound is a curse.
Now I don’t want to coerce,
And I don’t mean to be terse,
But it’s best to converse.
Hey! That guy snatched my purse!

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 6, 2008 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 minutes of failure

i just can not think of another word that rymes

"As long as Yao is in the league, Greg Oden will probably never start in an all-star game, because he doesn’t have 1 Billion people voting for him."
silkybrown

"Just so we're totally clear(, y)ou’re saying you want me to kill Yao, right?"
nightbluefruit

by ptwnblzr on Jul 6, 2008 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Several more

nurse, burse, hearse, verse, disperse, reverse, traverse (ATF should have used that one), reimburse.

Smart, aren’t I? No, just know where to look.
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=purse&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 6, 2008 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A political question

Which is much different than an apolitical question.

Anyway, is there any way to switch the ads that come up? Dave espouses that this site is apolitical, yet I keep seeing pro McCain or anti Obama ads. I don’t really like this mix of neo-conservatism and Blazers basketball.

by robrun2 on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The site is consistently pro-cashflow...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tracking cookies

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you considered ignoring it?

that often works for me

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not easy when it's so "in your face".

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you familiar with

the reticular activating system? maybe the filter is set at too wide a bandwidth

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha. I'm already filtering too much.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 4, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god

It’s my girlfriend’s computer’s fault. The internets think she’s a conservative.

by robrun2 on Jul 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And how long has she been your girlfriend?

The computer may know her better than you do!

"We will do nice things!" - Rudy, 07/01/08

by jorga on Jul 4, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

I don’t know how to switch them, but I do know how to get rid of them.

Use Firefox with the AdBlock Plus plugin. I can’t live without it.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get any ads

but I’m using IE. Maybe I don’t get them because I’m foreign?

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 6, 2008 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

red white and black

Red and Black
Got ridda Jack
Its been a long time We’re glad to be back
Yes, about to bust loose
from the noose
that Bob kept hanging around
We’ve been looking up at Channing Frye
and its getting me high
Forget the curse cuz we never died
We got twelve guys
Cats eyes
Blazing another Trail never wondering why

Cuz we’re red
Yes we’re black
We’re rose red
Rose red and black
Well We’re red and black
Yes we are red and black

Red and Black
on the attack
number one with bullets, Oden the power pack
Yes, we’re talking slang
but not a gang
They’ll never catch us now no we leave em to hang
Cuz we’re back on the track
Never again take KG’s flack
Nobody’s gonna get us on jailblazer rap
So look at us now
We’re about makin em pay
dont try to push your luck just get out of Travis’ way

Cuz we’re red, yes we’re black
Well we’re red, yes we’re black
Well we’re red rose
well we’re black
We’re rose red and black
hooooo yeah
Ohhhh yea
Yes we are
oooooh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Black, we’re red
Red, we’re black
Black, we’re red
Red, we’re black

Stacked

Red and Black
Yes we’re Red and Black

About to ransack

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bravo!!!

I am wearing an AC/DC hat right this second that says:”For Those About to Rock…We Salute You!”

FIRE!

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 4, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who would win in a fight?

Tom or Mortimer?

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tom

Like George Costanza, he fights dirty. In fairness, Mortimer would dominate the fight until Tom pulled something crazy.

by Junior Del Norte on Jul 4, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I always go for the nuts in love and war.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing

I have the tiniest nuts that modern medicine has ever seen. You can try to kick them for days while I just yawn and giggle like you’re tickling me.

Tom was in the military, and even though ol’ Mortimer is young, strong, virile, strapping, and has fists like battering rams, I give him the edge because of this. He’d demolish me.

In real life, the last fight I was in was in Pamplona, Spain a few years ago, as I had a job there doing some stuff during the San Fermin festival (the Running of the Bulls). I punched this little guy (for good reasons), and thought I was going to die immediately afterwards because I was in the middle of a big crowd of non-Mortimers (it was a outdoor big rap concert for some group named.. I forget). Everyone just laughed at the lil’ guy though, and I was able to go about my night.

What if this guy was Amlmart1? I feel guilty about it now, because it coulda’ been him, and once he learns of it he’ll stop loving the Blazers and Blazers Edge :-( Tom has probably been all over the world in our Queen’s royal navy, and punched out many a potential Blazer fan.

My fiancee is purty tough, and she’ll pick fights with strangers. I’m more easygoing. She’s scrappy!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another good question

Who would win a fight between Tom and Mortimer’s significant others? I see the battle being very even.

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mortimer my new student

I have had several mentors in life all of whom I dearly love and appreciate. Its obvious Mortimer needs some guidance.
Mortimer, its not right for you to peace out on TiH of all … people. We are the PTB because we perservere. We are the PTB because we face challenges. We are the PTB because we dont take it, fake it, partake it, and occasionally mistake it, but we’re not to proud to forsake it.

Meet me tomorrow at 5 am. I’ll have you split and stack a cord of old growth fir since we obviously have to start from ground up here. Within a week I’ll have you shell TiH like a Destroyer takes out his Frigate. The analogy is navy because clearly TiH was a Navy Seal… latter emphasized.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's good

because by “something crazy”, I actually did mean to imply you would pull nuts.

by Junior Del Norte on Jul 4, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I immediately pictured it as a war of words.

"We will do nice things!" - Rudy, 07/01/08

by jorga on Jul 4, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait-

You mean to tell me that after all this time, Tom is actually Reggie Evans?

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mortimer would dance for about 5 seconds

and then pounce on TiH when he was out of breath and unable to defend himself. Im certain Mortay is no half a sissy.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you seen this before?

and i’m just late?

luol deng at duke

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben. on Jul 4, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I forgets who made 'em

But it was a series of pics like this, right? With different NBA players? I remember a Z-Bo as a Knick one of him being hungry or sumthin’.

I likered ‘em, so I wished I remembered where they were gotten at. I read it’s a reference to LOLCATZ or something like that (I am not aware of that ‘net sensation, so I don’t know).

This is why PHX traded Deng, because they had that Japanese PG in their training camp and he refused to play with Deng who so dominated fellow Asian students at Duke.

That’s all I can figure, at least. Why DID Pheonix trade Deng?

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or sumthin'

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 4, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

LOLZ!

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site!

by Bretski on Jul 5, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's more like LUOLZILLA!!!

As he terrorizes the poor little exchange students.

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I demand more of these photos.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 5, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a question

I remember in a podcast where Casey said KP wanted to draft a European player who wasn’t really a European player instead of the French kid. Was that player Kosta Koufos?

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

I was under the impression that it was Serge Ibaka who played in Spain but is from the Congo.

by danielfarrell on Jul 4, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bull's fans keep saying they have the youngest team in the league.

Whats up with that?

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are stupid

Does that answer your question?

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jul 4, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the bulls want to start something

they should bring it on

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which Blazer could eat the most hot dogs in 10 minutes?

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 4, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio

Hands down.

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Miles still officially a blazer?

otherwise Joel. If you include former PTB’s, then Duck.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duck is a fat slob now

It’s is so sad to see former athletes gone to fat. Just goes to show they never knew nothing about proper nutrition.

Hot dog eating contests are gross. Self-debasement is sad to watch. Certain aspects of American society are truly pathetic. We seem to require regular self-debasement tomaintain our self image. Sad. Really freaking sad.

Where have all the flowers gone?

by bilingual octopus on Jul 4, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking about doing a fanpost...

of some things I really hate. The idea that eating was a sport topped the list.

Unfortunately I then realized I really hated “haters” and my post blew up in my face in a smoke cloud of irony.

"You don’t visit the coast, then ask where you could get some average seafood." -tominhawaii

by -ken on Jul 5, 2008 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way

Happy 4th everybody. USA!!!!

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 4, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Merry Independence Day

May the force be with the Blazers Edge.

As I ponder and think sarcastic thoughts about life, someone like Sabonis4Ever comes along and reminds me how good we got it.

I wonder what the communist version of the Bedge would look like.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blog a Bull

Where hope is outlawed and instead of beautiful skyscrapers built of dreams, all they have are square grey cinder block buildings built of grouchiness that take up an entire block and have no windows to the outside world. Cold, oppressive.

That’s what former East Germany looks like. And such is the Blog a Bull.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but you gotta admit the Bulls' cheerleaders are hot.

I bet they’re totally waxed too. If you’re into that sort of thing. I never really cared one way or another. To tell the truth, I actually prefer chicks with hair. More animalistic. Turns me on. Don’t care for hairy legs though. I guess I’m chauvinistic that way. Apologies to those who care.

Where have all the flowers gone?

by bilingual octopus on Jul 4, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!

by Dheepan on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't you

apologize to those of us who don’t care, too? We had to read it, same as those who do care. :)

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never had a reason to hate bulls fan

but after their most recent display Im willing to consider it. All they got is that Artis Gilmore never had osteoperosis.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Bulls fans

They ain’t too different from us, except their golden youth was pyrite and ours looks to be diamonds. Luck shined on them just like us, and while they’re a much bigger/more historic city, we got the owner who ain’t cheap and a GM who is both wise and handsome. Both online fanbases are vocal as well.

Overall, I like ‘em a lot.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jul 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto

Or maybe it’s just the Blog a Bull crowd. They’re vocal and intelligent, sorta. I think they have something to legit to say about having a talented roster and squandering it. But then, our GM is so much smarter than their GM that it make my head hurt.

I grew up in Michigan and am torn between Pistons and Bulls. If it came down to a playoff battle, I’d probably vote Bulls.

by Corvid on Jul 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's the owner

Cheap, more interested in baseball and unable to make a decision over the weekend (D’Antoni). How can you become a great GM with that support system?

Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand . . .

Our smart GM played a big role in getting our owner to be passionate about basketball again.

by Corvid on Jul 5, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you're GM isnt upset about the whole Pritch slap thing?

A friend of mine who doesnt know what he’s talking about told me after the Lamarcus-Thomas deal, about how we just gave up Viktor Kryapa because the bulls squeezed us. He talked like we got Pritch slapped. isnt that hilarious?

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Song for the Independence Day

pay attention Mortimer! We are in this to win it and then gloat until the wave crests at which point we’ll return to humility. Until then never back down

Its easy to sit around and talk about the PTB but the Truth is your buddy, my buddy and somebody’s buddy is in Iraq or Afghanistan or somewhere else doing what they are are doing which is defending our right to say whatever we want on the Bedge. It may not seem that way but thats the way it is. That’s why I got your back.

thats why today is Independence day and not communist day. I know the Bedge isnt a platform for political rhetoric but truly it is. Its a chance

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do you know

how to have your links open to a new window?

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you are using Firefox

there is a box that you can check when you are make your link using the chain icon in the comment box.

If the check box isn’t there, then you probably need to get a newer version of your browser.

by tingeyga on Jul 5, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, thanks

you can do the same with e7, when you click on the picture of the chain link, a text line for your chosen url will pop up, after pasting your link destination, dont forget too click the check box that offers to open your link to a new page.

"As long as Yao is in the league, Greg Oden will probably never start in an all-star game, because he doesn’t have 1 Billion people voting for him."
silkybrown

"Just so we're totally clear(, y)ou’re saying you want me to kill Yao, right?"
nightbluefruit

by ptwnblzr on Jul 5, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it appropo to click this when posting a link?

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

washington goes the ^%%$# off

its been like three hours straight of heaving mortor fire, and maching guns, with no sign of letting up.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all"
Mom

by ptwnblzr on Jul 4, 2008 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ended up standing at a point where you could look across to Vancouver

We were going to watch the big fire works despay at Fort V. the amazing thing is there were thousands of fireworks going off. The ridge across the river was covered. Like they all planned it.

by Blazersaurus on Jul 5, 2008 3:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When we had that big earthquake here, we didn’t have power for about 20 hours so I sorted and organized my junk drawers. I have three, one is office type stuff, one is junk stuff, and the other one is Hawaii/tourist junk. It was not an exciting day.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2008 5:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching an infomercial on a shampoo

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you tearing up?

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heck no, it's baby shampoo...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 6, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmm

Serena is my gimme from my wife. I get a free pass to cuddle with Serena if the moment presents itself. Khara gets to cuddle with Matt Damon.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah! The recipe for a successfull marriage. You, Tom, should count yourself lucky that Khara has such a great sense

of humor. If she were a Blazer fan it would be a perfect marriage. I empathize. My significant other is perfect in every other way except that when I mention anything to do with sports of any kind he says “huh?’ He’s tolerant of my Blazer fanatascism but beyond that he thinks I’m over the edge.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 5, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because she knows her role

I just fell asleep 2 times.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 5, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you must be at work

falling asleep and Bedging…. I want your job

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good match between the Williams sisters...

I am enjoying watching Wimbledon this year, especially the women. I was rooting for Ana Ivanovic. (sigh)

I’m also looking forward to the Nadal v. Federer final today. I think Federer will win.

Enjoy the weekend everyone. BBQ and beer. Good times.

by RoyDrexler on Jul 6, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've recently gotten off work and I'm beginning the start of my 4 days off. Good times!!! Red Hook!

The beer of the person who can’t afford Bend Brewery Hophead.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 5, 2008 8:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red Hook?

whats the difference in price? Im looking for the best local blueberry…. ale.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEER IS NOT A MIXER!!!

.................................. water, barley, yeast, hops = BEER.

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 6, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

No fruiting of the beer!!

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 6, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a Three day Weekend "Junk Drawer"

Hadda rec it again.

Cause, as usual, this was the first day stage (ya knows where I’m goin’ here) of “De Tour De France”.

USA Team “Columbia Sports Wear” showed very well ( tho I didn’t see “George Deinke” ((HeeHee)) at the end). Our Team was pacin’ the pelaton into the last K. darn good Team ride.

Replay at 1 PM on Versus’ sss

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 5, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a bicycle

It has a flat tire and has sat motionless for months. One of my kind neighbors left a pump nest to it for about three weeks. I meant to either moove the bike or write a note explaining the hole that prevents the tube from holding air. but becouse im lazy enough to not move or fix it, im also just lazy to not leave a note. Im a bad neighbor.

"As long as Yao is in the league, Greg Oden will probably never start in an all-star game, because he doesn’t have 1 Billion people voting for him."
silkybrown

"Just so we're totally clear(, y)ou’re saying you want me to kill Yao, right?"
nightbluefruit

by ptwnblzr on Jul 6, 2008 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Classic

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 6, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Spaniard in Yellow!

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 6, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gots Sand in ma Sandles

left over reminder from Fire Works on Rokaway Beach.
They were good uns.

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jul 5, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blake

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 5, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so, Blake is a high energy guy

I can see Blakey softening it up in his mouth for about 20 seconds before he crunched into it for the tootsie center… mmmmm
makes me regret that pack of now or later’s I bought today

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd have to postulate as to who is the PTB Mr Owl

with that given, I’d hypothesize Kevin Pritchard. He’d probably be within 2 licks and then Pritch slap that kid.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The PTB would not admit Im a member of the fraternity, but if they did, they recognize how many licks it took

actual licks, no sucking-- 1977

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Raef

have any teeth left?

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 6, 2008 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rokaway fireworks

used to go there years ago and was always impressed with the fireworks. that made the moment tolerable considering every form of riff raff was there getting drunk, littering and staggering thru the sand. Hope they’ve cleaned it up,

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PK on video

2007 Summer League highlights … they chose a PK long bomb as #8… The commentator (female) calls him PeTERri, but I heard the PA announcer call him PETeri.

"We will do nice things!" - Rudy, 07/01/08

by jorga on Jul 5, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MB calls him PETerri

and he’s usually right.

Plus someone here with some knowledge of Finnish pronunciation told us here recently that it’s PETerri, too.

by Section323 on Jul 5, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PetKo can be the PTB's designated 50 foot shot taker

a guys gotta find his niche to succeed on this team

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 5, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll say a letter and you gotta talk about something that starts wtih that letter A

Achilles – Elton Brand’s was ruptured but he still has folks throwing money at him.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 9:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Absurd

That’s what this idea is, and that’s what I am for responding.

Is that how it works?

You must be really bored….

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jul 6, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Just watched 7 episodes of season 3 of Arrested Development. The Bedge is pretty dead on the Sunday after July 4th. I went to a really good French restaurant last night. It made me think of amlmart1.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm putting out a band called The Loblaws as a 7"...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 6, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their punk names are Bob, Bobbie, Rob, and Robbie...

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jul 6, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Wait I got one

Analrapist – It’s an analyst and a therapist.

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ack

that’s my response to your new avatar.

by Section323 on Jul 6, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know it's hot

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is that?

Arayan Nation pin-up poster?

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 6, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

was that you too?

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 6, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My word is Avatar

as in I got the coolest one

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than Jesus?

:)

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 6, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im down with Jesus

He’s alright with me,

Remember each of us must seek our own salvation. If a man asks for a shirt give him your jacket.

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go!

Now we’ve got politics and religion covered in this fanpost. Dave’s going to come back Monday morning and shake his head at our antics.

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

I will miss Jarrett Jack, but getting Jerryd Bayless is helping ease my pain.

by T Darkstar on Jul 6, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which Blazer do you think leaves the seat up the most?

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

None

All the Blazers can afford to have urinals installed at their houses (my personal dream)

"Some of Dave’s greatest gifts are unanswered posts."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 6, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember someone like that bald guy complaining about that

Saying it was sexist or something. Don’t quote me on it though.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oden

he has the farthest to reach

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is pretty cool right here

I didn’t realize that we now have three lottery picks from the 2006 draft on our roster. Ha ha, never mind, you have to have insider to see it. Probably the most ineresting article I have ever read in my entire life.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am watching Tennis

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone want to do a WNBA open thread with me after this match?

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm rooting for Federer

Nadal has way gross hair and he seems kind of jerky to the ball kids. His face is all crooked like too. I think he’s Maria Shriver’s love child.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was junk

This is what it must feel like to be a Lakers fan. Nadal’s climbing around is pretty neat though.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pulling a Lizzy

Can someone explain to me what that “rain” was that kept delaying the game? What is rain?

Nadal is crying like a wee baby. “Oh look at me, I got a crooked face and I just beat an icon. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!”

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spain is cleaning up in the sports world lately. I wonder if Alfredo is dancing.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spain is the Boston of the world

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute

I thought Nadal was Spanish! Why does his father look like Victor Kiriakis? Since Federer just lost Wimbledon, do you think he’s going to take steroids or HGH?

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get in da Hole!!!

I think a Spaniard is winnin’ The Senior Tour!

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jul 6, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lizzy is packin' ma Laptop 'round for me, HeeHee

I use ‘er for a portable stool or desk, as needed also. The Frosh are so handy. She is water proof apparently.

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jul 6, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

They are playing The Clash at the end of the Wimbledon.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the folks at Wimbledon knew better they'd be playin the Kinks

Nadal is the man. When’s the US Open?

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw is a core member of the PTB.

by bow4meow on Jul 6, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

August 25 - September 7

They’re cutting it close. The Olympics are August 8 – 24.

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 7, 2008 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to say the Olympics don't matter (at least in tennis)...

but do the top tennis players even care about the Olympics? It isn’t like track and field where all of their training builds to that event.

by tingeyga on Jul 7, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Nadal = Roy

Then who what-what da kine = Federer

"Man I want to rec it again." - pualo talking about jscot's long comment

by tominhawaii on Jul 6, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heeeeeey! I am no longer a Rookie BEdger!

This is the second July 6th I have posted here!

Soph Baby, Soph.

Now, who’s goin’ to do my typin’ for me? Oh ya and spell checkin’ too.

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jul 6, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply