7/28: Junk goes in this box
No, this is not a reference to the SNL skit. Anyway, I was wondering if anybody knows what happened with the Spain/Argentina game? I've been watching that thread, but it seemed like the comments stopped before the game was finished broadcasting. If anybody knows what happened and the relevant Rudy stats, I'd be much obliged.
Hmm, some more words eh? Oh ok, Rafael Nadal won another championship, this one on hard court. Ho Hum...
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You can watch the game
They have archives on that site. I don’t remember the exact address though.
Dead Finks Don't Talk
But dead finks don't talk too well
They've got a shaky sense of diction
It's not so much a living hell
It's just a dying fiction
WORD UP. STAY. FRESCO.
So....my junk goes in this box you say?
“It’s my junk in a box…” (singing to the old Timberlake skit)
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
Brandon goes biking
good story from the Quickster.
http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/sports/121721372983840.xml&coll=7
Check the fanshots for a video.
Boomshakalaka
Hoh Cuz
The FanShot was broken for me.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2008/07/rip_city_revival.html
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
Oden + Bayless
I just realized what different personalities they have! I wonder if they’ll get along?
Oden is laid back and kind of a funny person…. Bayless seems very serious and he’s a gym rat. He never jokes in his interviews or anything.
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by CaptainSexyJacob on Jul 28, 2008 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
Laundry issues
Okay, so I clean the lint trap before each time I dry my clothes, but I still get little specks of lint (or whatever) on all of my clothes. Any tips? My first thought is that I should just run it without any clothes inside, that way any unattached junk would go into the trap instead of onto my clothes.
Any advice? My lint roller and I would appreciate it.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
Also, check the dryer vent to the outside of your house. They can get plugged
and then you’re dealing with a lot worse then lint on your clothes.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
Use a clothesline to dry your clothes
In the Netherlands almost no one has a clothes drying machine. They hang their clothes on the line to dry. Even folks who live in apartment buildings. They use their porches to dry their clothes. And Holland is a very rainy country.
Winning is everything.
that will very much not solve the problem
I use the clothesline all summer and I am covered in lint. Black clothes are really bad.
About once a month I finish drying in the dryer, to clear the lint off.
No advice about lint left after the dryer. Sorry.
Too many neighborhoods nowadays
actually forbid clotheslines. I live where there is a Homeowner’s Assoc. and twe cannot have them because they are “unsightly”.
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
they had a whole
feature on that subject on marketplace.
Pretty good IMO (that is the first time I have ever typed IMO instead of in my opinion. I did not like it.)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
That's because
you left out the H. IMHO… rolls nicely off the fingers :-)
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
well tell the homowners association that the earth is more important
dryers are incredibly wasteful.
Winning is everything.
Do you use fabric softener?
That would reduce static electricity which might make your clothes less attractive to lint. (Not fabric dryer sheets as they can cause buildup in the dryer.) And as S323 said, make sure you aren’t adding lint by leaving things in your pockets.
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
That's not a bad idea..
I use the dryer sheets each time, but that’s a good call. I’ll try the liquid stuff.
And yeah, I try to always double-check my pockets, but it’s worth making sure.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Jul 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I've opened mine up and vacuumed out lint
The instruction manual that came with the drier said it should be done by a “qualified person” every two or three years. I figured what the heck—it’s no longer under warranty, I’m handy with tools, and there are lots of pictures in the manual. (Definitely try simpler suggestions first, though.)
Hmm
I think it would be a draw. Since all four guys are so soft, each punch would just get stuck in the soft doughy mess and they would all be stuck together.
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
The Lopez Twins
The Lopez’s are part Cuban so they are like a one-armed Tony Montana. The Gasol brothers are Spainish so they are like Ferdinand the Bull. So the question becomes “Who would win in a fight between a one- armed Tony Montana and Ferdinand the Bull?” Tony would just shoot the bull in the head, therefore the Lopez twins carry the day.
Lopez, they don't have the Euro softness.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
Lopez bros.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Jul 28, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
good question
Egghead Stanford kids vs. Soft Euros. Tough one. Amlmart has said that Marc is not soft the way Pau is and the Lopez twins are kinda dorky (they like comic books just like Greg Oden).
I’ll go with the Lopez twins because Robin’s mop is cooler than Marc’s beard.
Boomshakalaka
can you really declare a winner
in what will most certainly devolve into a slap fight.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
A Slap fight?
I remember the good old days. The Rasta Monsta days.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 28, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont want to go to work today
killroy was hear today
"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."
---jksnake99
I don't want to leave work
I still have Blazer news to read…....
Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game
Hey Guys I Have a Trade Idea
So I was thinking that what we really need is some veteran leadership and some outside scoring. I also think it is important to leave some cap space open next year. I think this trade will take care of all our troubles.
First Trade:
Portland sends Greg Oden, Raef LaFrentz, & Travis Outlaw to New York for Stephon Marbury. He’ll provide that veteran presence that LaFrentz, Blake, and Przybilla failed to provide. His contract also expires the same time as LaFrentz’s so that will really help us with our cap space.
Second Trade:
Portland sends Martell Webster, Joel Przybilla, Brandon Roy, Steve Blake, LaMarcus Aldridge, & Sergio Rodriguez to Las Angeles for Kobe Bryant. Kobe will provide that outside shooting punch that the team really needs. He’s also a great leader and has playoff experience that sure would come in handy. He can’t be traded without his consent, but I don’t see how he would pass up an opportunity to play in Portland. Every NBA player wants to play in Portland.
The Trade works on the NBA Trade Machine.
http://tinyurl.com/5rubv2
What do you guys think?
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
You are supposed to drink the Kool-Aid, not take a bath in it!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!
by LaMarvelous on Jul 28, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a concern about Roy.
In this article Roy admits to watching three of five summer league games. Is anyone else bothered by this news?
Here are my list of concerns in no specific order:
Why was he home goofing off when he should have been training or conditioning his body?
He has a family, why was he neglecting them while goofing off watching summer league?
He said he was going to start a learning disability charity and instead of working on that, he was at home goofing off watching meaningless basketball games. What is the deal with that?
He’s a professional athlete in the NBA, why didn’t he have something more important to do?
Why wasn’t he on the ESPY’s?
If he watched the games on Comcast, does that mean he doesn’t care about fans in Oregon who can’t get Comcast?
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
by tominhawaii on Jul 28, 2008 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What's the name of his disabiltity charity?
Is is The Brandon Roy Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?
Sooo.....I heard a promo running
on 95.5 The Game this morning (while coming into work) stating that Gavin Dawson will be hosting the Morning Sports Page. They were running the National Fox feed this morning (no Kenny and Katie) . So it looks like Kenny and Katie are out and Dawson is in. What do you think?
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
Noticed that..
I was about to post a fanpost about this.
I didn’t hear about Gavin taking it over. I’m glad the plan is to keep a local morning sports talk show. I didn’t mind K and K so much, in fact I even didn’t mind the fact that Kenny sounded a little amateurish.
I wonder what the deal was..hmm.
Go for the FanPost if you want
There wasn’t anything on the 955.com site about the change
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
by 92wastheyear on Jul 28, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Katie was barely ever there anyways.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
I hope Kenny sticks around
I really enjoy Kenny, used to listen to him on the fan with Cowherd back in the day on afternoons. Was glad he came back, hopefully he is still on some show.
by Replacement Level Poster on Jul 28, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought Katy was coming around, getting more at ease
Kenney was insufferable. He held, and broke on a daily basis, the world record for the number of times he used the word “obviously” in a single question.
He was also rude, condecending and has a radio voice like a braying mule. Happy to se ehim gone Too bad about Katy.
Payroll Mechanics
Does the Blazer accounting department send paychecks to the players on a monthly basis? Do the players pay the agents lumpsum per year? Etc?
Cave Canem!
I don't think it's monthly, I've heard stories of veterans
scolding young rookies for spending all their cash thinking they had more checks coming only to find out they were broke. That’s an old story though, may have changed.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
I'm pretty sure they get normal paychecks
not that there’s anything normal about them
Back when I was at a non-profit in development, Jamaal Magloire donated a large-ish sum to us (large to you and me, at least). He needed a receipt, but it was tricky, because the donation had been made via payroll deduction. Therefore, there must have been a payroll. We hoped that we’d see a copy of the paystub, but alas, we didn’t .
It may just be a turn of phrase
But the NBA and NFL both talk about weekly paychecks. In the NFL’s case, I’m inclined to believe it’s a euphemism for earning your money game by game, but the NBA may actually pay out that way.
Truth is- they probably get to choose how they get the check. Otherwise the team would be making money on the unpaid money throughout the year, and would obviously prefer it that way.
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side
by TheThinWhiteDuke on Jul 28, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
They pay out outschool...
.............................................. every Friday the workmen line up at the office for a suitcase with bricks of $100 bills.
"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
Could I get credentials if I started Blazer's Dancers Edge?
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
Not with that avatar you don't.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
Shoots, you're no fun.
I realize I’ve wasted 3 fanposts in this dang junk drawer.
You want a link? I'll give you a link. www.google.com
Tom, I think you should do a fanposts that...
compares the two Coreys to Victor Khryapa and Sergei Monya career wise. It’s no Jonas bothers analogy, but I think it’s right up your alley (insert tom’s insertion joke). The 2004 draft = Lost Boys. There’s a start.
"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD
Oh, was that the two Corey's???
BURN!!!!
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
Oh snap, you got me. Wow, I must be getting old
I thought everyone has seen Lost Boys – good 80s flick, but very dated (think mullets, long left earrings on dudes, jean jackets, and that one dude from Bill and Ted’s – no not Keanu). You aren’t missing much with their other movies, except unintentional comedy. Man, I watched a lot of crappy 80s movies.

"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD
Jack Bauer is a vampire!!!
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
by 92wastheyear on Jul 28, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't burning you bro.
I was burning the two Coreys. I just didn’t hit reply so my post about Tom’s new avatar is at the bottom. I thought one was a man dressed up as a girl and the other was a girl dressed up as a man. Since it came from Tom, I figured that was normal. Not saying you should be proud of your knowledge though, lol.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
crappy............................80s............................movies...
An example of the rare TRIPLE REDUNDANCY.
Man, I watched a lot of crappy 80s movies.
Bravo, I say, bravo!!!
"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
I'll admit...
I’m in the dark on that one. I have no clue other than they both appear to be androgynous.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
My guess is Yes and Yes
:)
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!
by LaMarvelous on Jul 28, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Methane is a greenhouse gas too
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-33-100/Channing-Frye-s-Secret-Weapon.html
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
Hillarious
Funny…I thought of you when I posted it
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
by 92wastheyear on Jul 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they remove the toilets from first and business class?
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
The Buffet of Goodness must be practicing his comedy skills
The rest of what Channing had to say was amusing too—not all of it was included in the TrueHoop link. Here’s a link to Chan’s blog entry.
Taurean goes to New York (or not)
ESPN reports that the Knicks and the Nuggets put together a deal that sends short-term Blazer Taurean Green, shooting guard Bobby Jones and a 2010 second round pick to the Knicks in exchange for forward Renaldo Balkman and cold hard cash. It is expected that the Knicks will waive both players to save some money (about $2 million) since both are non-guaranteed.
I think Balkman was one of the better guys acquired by Isiah and could develop further in the future if he gets more playing time, but you be the judge who wins in that deal. Is that the best option the Knicks could find to shed some of their $100 mil salary roll, not being able to package him with one of their horrible contracts? I feel sorry for that franchise.
Maybe the Blazers scouts (who supposedly watched every team at least once this summer except Boston who didn’t play) noticed if Taurean has developed a little bit in the meantime and could be a PG option / d-league / training camp candidate. Probably not, since the Rocky Mountain News reported that “Green had a disastrous NBA Summer League in Las Vegas, averaging 6.5 points and 1.6 assists while shooting 23.3 percent. Bobby Jones had a better summer league, averaging 10 points, 4.6 rebounds and shooting 41.4 percent.” My guess is that a team will pick up Jones (24) rather quickly.
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
aaaaaah-hahaha...
I thought Walsh might be a step up from Isaiah, but I guess not. He just got rid of one of the good guys. Not a great player, but one of the two guys on the team who works hard and comes to play every night (David Lee being the other). I would think that Balkman and Lee would be the centerpieces of any Knick turnaround.
How difficult is this? Keep the cheap players who play hard, get rid of the malcontents. If you have to package the good guys with the bad to get the bad out of town, do what you need to do. Spend a couple of years whittling the team down until you’re fielding a crappy team of cheap, young players. Then work from the bottom up. Don’t give the few good guys away for nothing!
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Jul 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Balkman isn't the centerpiece to anything
You are right that he brings it every night and I like the guy, but he’s a pretty limited player. They got rid of him because its way easier to get rid of aguy like that than a guy like Zbo.
The centerpiece to the Knick turnaround is Dwyane Wade or Lebron James or whichever elite FA they can land once they clear enough cap space.
Boomshakalaka
wow
this is the summer to get good players at cut rate prices. I have always liked Balkman’s game and was hoping against hope that he would one day be a blazer. I wonder if they are trying to make room for Gallinari?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Frye
Anyone read his story on his blog about flying into Illinois for Iggy’s charity event?
F’n hilarious!
Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game
A link is posted above
under the title “Methane is a greenhouse gas too”
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
by 92wastheyear on Jul 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome tool
All comments posted to BEdge should be checked by the following software: StupidFilter.
by pualo on Jul 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That is great!
We need to have Dave put a permanent link to it :-) Perhaps it could be used by those issuing credentials to bloggers…
Going to rec your post as this really shouldn’t be missed by anyone with a sense of humor slightly above that of your average 13 yr old boy…
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
I've got it tabbed for easy access.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
im soo happy
I checked a couple of my responces and thought for sure id fail. but I passed. hmmm, i should check this responce
"Doing research= good
Making up things=bad."
---jksnake99
Pistons shake up team and get ready for the title, sign Kwame Brown for two seasons, $4 mil per year
I’m sure KG, Z, Howard and all the other big men in the east are trembling that the former #1 pick is back!
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
jokingly or serious?
link?
I remember the good old days. The Rasta Monsta days.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 28, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost missed the chance to post my favorite Kwame Brown moments
Oh yeah, it’s nice when your highlight videos have titles like “Back when Kwame sucked less” and “Where unamazing happens” ;-)
I think he is not completely horrible, just that the enormously high expectations and his small hands killed his potential.
And no, it’s not a joke that teams still want him. Here is the link.
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
If anybody cares
Philadelphia signed Kareem Rush. I’m too lazy to look for a link but the same friend of mine from Philly that told me about Elton Brand told me, so that’s good enough for me.
Salaam
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 28, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
Biedrins gets re-signed
for 6/62. Quite a bit for a guy who hasn’t played that many minutes, but he’s played quite well when he’s been given the chance.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3508668
Boomshakalaka
Similar salary range to what the Bucks paid for Bogut
I wonder if Okafor can command more elsewhere, and if Charlotte is willing to do a sign and trade for him if he doesn’t accept 10 million per year (no, not with us).
Also Deng is apparently thinking about taking just the one year qualifying offer in order to become an unrestricted free agent next season. If that happens, we have another small forward acquisition option.
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
Similar guaranteed money to the Bogut deal
but Bogut as bonuses that could tack on another $12 million on his deal.
Regardless I think that Biedrins is a better player than Bogut (this statement is strongly colored by how much Biedrins helped my fantasy team 2 years ago)
No offense
but how come you said on Blog A Bull that you were one of only a “few” Blazers fans that hate the term “Pritch-slap”? There was a fanpost about how we all pretty much hate it that was in the top 5 for a while some time back. Nobody has used it (other than facetiously, and that was only once or twice as far as I can remember) since then. I have never heard that term outside of this or other sb nation blogs. I definitely would not say that most fans like it, and you saying that only seems to confirm their notions that Portland fans are corny and obnoxious. Some are, but there are fans of all teams that are corny and obnoxious. Don’t get me wrong, and like I said I don’t mean any offense. I understand your desire to separate yourself from that term, as I wish to myself, but what you said wasn’t really true.
Salaam
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 28, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
To me it seems like...
... a lot of Blazer fans like the term. Ben used it on a main-page post and I’ve seen it in comments. You are right that I haven’t seen it a lot recently… so I probobly should have used words other than “one of the few.” My bad.
Boomshakalaka
i think
we played it out there. it was getting overused a lot.
i have heard people reference it in real life many times and there was a big sign at a game last season…
that said, it’s probably best it stays retired at least until next draft season :)
"You'd rather say 'whoa' than 'giddyup.'" ~ Dean Demopoulos
by Ben Golliver on Jul 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I think I should apologize, I don’t discuss the Trail Blazers with other Portland fans outside of here and I’ve been out of town during the past couple of seasons because of school, so I had no idea how widespread it was. I thought it was something that somebody just came up with here not too long ago. I have never used the term myself, butI saw a lot of it before the fanpost demanding that people stop using it. I wasn’t aware of the fact that its use was so common, as Ben pointed out. My fault. At least it’s gone.
Salaam
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 29, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
BEdge Credentials and Gonzo Journalism
Have been recent topics. Since my interest in Hunter Thompson goes back decades, I looked for a range of links about him. Choose option 7 on the Mahalo piece.
http://www.aspendailynews.com/section/columnist/128228
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2005/oct/23/society.huntersthompson
http://www.mahalo.com/Hunter_s._thompson
Cave Canem!
Carmello vs. Bayless in practice
http://www.nba.com/gallery/080724_6.html
Quote: “Team USA’s Carmelo Anthony blocks USA Select’s Jerryd Bayless’ path to the basket during scrimmages in Las Vegas on Thursday.”
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
not bayless
thats westbrook. way to go nba.com
Roy4Ever
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And I was already happy that his arms are about as long as Anthony's! Bummer :-(
Odenied: Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
love the arms comment, busted a gut
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
yea
I thought it didn’t look like Bayless, wanted to see everyone else’s opinion….
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
OT Hey you're not who I think you are
are you?
"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi wondering how long we must wait until the season finally starts so we can see just how good the PTB really are.

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