A light-hearted off-season time waster for ya...here is a look at anagrams (in bold) for the names of some relevant Blazers. Enjoy!

Darius Miles -    Slum Dairies (They put Stone Cold stores in bad neighborhoods now?)
        Misused Liar ('Nuff said)
        I Muss' Derail your franchise.
        I Slurs to the Media.
        Rum Is what I drink with the Ladies
        We bought his Ruse, Slim chance he Aids us.

Greg Oden-    Engorged (anything near the rim will be)
        Green God (nothing to tie this too, but it's funny)
        Need Grog (grog = strong alcoholic drink)


LaMarcus Aldridge-    A Dullards Grimace (and they will every time he puts up 40)
            A Mild mannered Rascal named Avery Johnson Urged Coach McMillian to stop playing LaMarcus against his team.
           

Brandon Roy-        Born On A Dry day (In Washington, are you sure?)
            Kobe Bryant will stop Roy in his tracks...Or Roy will go right On By him. Darn!

Jerryd Bayless-        He has set up Labs full of scientists that keep his Jersey(s) Dry.
           
Travis Outlaw-        Travis has a Ritual in which he Vows to someday embarrass Pau Gasol at the Western Conference Finals.
            Swat Out Rival(s)
            Two air vaults back to back from Sergio!

Rudy Fernandez-    Run in a Frenzy until you are Dead.
           
Martell Webster-          Never test a Brawler's Mettle.
                  The Jazz fans are about to Rebel! Martell is torching them here in the third quarter, he literally is going to Melt the Warts off of Kirilenko's face!

Channing Frye-        Oden became a Chef learning from Channing's Granny In her kitchen.

Nicolas Batum-        Sophia would love to drink until she is Lit and comb her hair in Batum's Sauna.

Joel Pryzbilla-        If he's ever not a Blazer, I'm going to have to take a Joy Pill to overcome my grief.

Ike Diogu-                     Impossible. But I bet Garnett would try anyways.

Sergio Rodriguez-    Sergio likes to Ride animals at the local Zoos, and also sometimes gets the Urge to ask Donaghy if he can Rig him some playing time.

Raef LaFrentz-          The most expensive Fez wearing Rental from a Far place, Raef LaFrentz.