Show Us Your Bayless Face
by Dave on Jul 22, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
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PrintIf you've been reading around the site at all recently you'll see that BlazerFan1 has posted a couple pics of her son evidencing what could reasonably be called the "Bayless Face". It's not upset or even angry, it's just that stony, intense, "don't mess with me" look that our newest lottery draft pick seems to evidence at all times in public. We figured Sophia shouldn't have all the fun, so if you've got any pictures of your Bayless Face, your kids', your spouse's, or any you find off of the 'net, feel free to post them in the comment section here.
If you're not sure what we're talking about you can check Ben's story here or use the handy guide below:
Not this:
But this:
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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Wow. Bayless has a ways to go before
he beats that face in terms of the look of determination.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
by annthefan on Jul 23, 2008 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cheese. That is the focused look of a cobra ready to strike. It's a good thing he's a nice guy.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
He looks very hispanic in that picture
Also never knew his eyes were so big.
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
my photobucket is broken
so I can’t post it here directly, but I would like to point out that my avatar cat Max has a Bayless face.
I already posted it another thread, but whatever
My Bayless Face
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
This actually looks like borderline gap commercial
;)
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
lol
Actually I wear a lot of Gap/H&M. At that moment I was wearing a sweater vest.
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
LOL Fierce as Tyra would say
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
Hey sweater vests are awesome once in a while
Don’t be down on the sweater vest
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
who said I was down.?
i happen to own 2… and my son has 3 LOL
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
I've never been much of a matchmaker
but I think I see a future for your daughter with Baby Point Guard.
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
hahahaah best one ever!
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
Here's my best example of Bayless face:
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/04/arnold-schwarzenegger-the-terminator.jpg
Whats your ring size? 2010
by Gregory Roy Aldridge on Jul 23, 2008 12:00 AM PDT reply actions
Sry, i dunno how to put the actual pic in
Whats your ring size? 2010
by Gregory Roy Aldridge on Jul 23, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Click the picture of the tree
above the comment box, paste your URL and viola, your picture is there for all to see (unless the picture is hosted at a site that is blocked by the firewall at work)
Thanks
Whats your ring size? 2010
by Gregory Roy Aldridge on Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Look at the
prefrontal cortex on Baby Point Guard.
Perfect point guard attributes.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
Shoots
I tried to post this picture and make it small by doing width=”dakinepx” and it would not work.
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Oh MY GAAWWDD
Disturbing
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
My son
My son doing the Bayless face.
by Replacement Level Poster on Jul 23, 2008 8:38 AM PDT reply actions
Means Business
He’s a little older now, but even at the tender age of 6 months, my son Zak had developed a Bayless face.
Nice one
Almost looks like he was rocking the Sergio faux-hawk.
by Replacement Level Poster on Jul 23, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey
How did you end up with a hapa kid? Is your life partner Asian?
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Sweet
I like how he and his bear have the same eyes. You should post a picture here.
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Cool Site
Good idea, Tom..I’ll have to do that. I’ve noticed a ton of hapa haoles in Hawa’ii from my visits.
Yeah, the bear looks happier in that picture! I have other pics of him looking fierce too. He gets that look from his mom…she could scare Bayless with some of her stares (I’m glad she doesn’t read BE). As he grows up, he looks a bit less Asian and more ‘mixed’..
Maybe I will figure out how to make it work. Come on picture...
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
I give up...
It was the hulk.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Don't make him mad
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry..”—Bayless, wearing purple pants as his eyes turn green.
I never tire of Hulk images
and that’s a great one!
Asked his specialty in the kitchen, Oden paused and said, "Hamburger Helper and tuna fish."
by MiledAnimal on Jul 23, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
And I also just realized the value of the preview button…
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
Remind Me...
...not to tick off your son.
He’s one fierce lookin’ kid! (meant in good way!) Does he get that from you?
Yes he does actually :) Cant you see my bayless face in my pic?
LOL
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
haha okay so maybe not
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
Wow!
Now THAT is a Bayless face if I’ve ever seen one.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption for Knickfan's post:
No matter how much he tried to use Ben’s telepathic techniques to his own advantage, Bush could not make WMD’s appear by furrowing his brow.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
My Bayless Face
A little too smiley, but otherwise I think it’s dead on
I started working on the Bayless Face early. In fact, I’d move to call it the Blakeley Face:
M, period. Fresh, comma.
OK The first one, um NO
the Second, dead on.
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
Agreed
the Bayless Face has NO trace of a smile. (I was really surprised to see he has a great smile when he’s off the court. He said he was two different people on and off and I believe him.)
"We, as Blazer fans, are perhaps the luckiest fans in the league."-Idog1976, July 19.
A few Bayless faces in the key of MERCURY
Yeah, the carpet looks dirty in the second picture, don’t judge me! I’m filthy.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Jul 23, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I don't know about the carpet...
but you could have kept the plastic on the couch. That’s always a classy move.
"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD
Exactly: the Red Eyes of Demonic Possession...
they say: I will eat anything and everything that hits the floor
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
by Honka Playboy on Jul 23, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I finally remember what Bayless reminds me of
He has the speed and fierce determination of a cheetah, always ready to pounce. That’s exactly what this team was missing. And yeah, my avatar (own picture) already had the Bayless face perfected before we had Bayless ;-)
Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...
by Norsktroll on Jul 23, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this is right on.
What were Bayless’ two emotions again?
Also, why hasn’t anyone posted a Chuck Norris picture yet?
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on Jul 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the embodiement of "The Bayless Face."
“If you can see Bayless, Bayless can see you. If you can’t see Bayless, you may be only seconds away from death.” OR “After a night full of partying, Bayless doesn’t throw up. Bayless throws down.” (Both are Chuck Norris T-Shirts I own converted to our very own natural born killer, Jerryd Bayless.
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Kill and Win.
Read the sig!
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Jul 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mini Blazer!
My little girl has been a Blazer fan ever since she was born. The Blazers were the only thing she would pay attention to on the TV when we first got home from the hospital :)
Hmm does she like mixed boys?
:)
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
haha
This shouldn’t be “Show Us Your Bayless Face,” it should be called “Hey Edgers! Post Pictures of Your Babies!”
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
Dad, if you don't stop taking pictures of me, I WILL kill you.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"In vino veritas." - Latin proverb
"Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine" - Martin Luther
"μηκέτι ὑδροπότει, ἀλλὰ οἴνῳ ὀλίγῳ χρῶ διὰ τὸν στόμαχον καὶ τὰς πυκνάς σου ἀσθενείας." - 1 Timothy 5:23
OMG BEST PIC EVER!
THIS WINS
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
My daughter is good at this face.
Especially whenever a camera is present.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"In vino veritas." - Latin proverb
"Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine" - Martin Luther
"μηκέτι ὑδροπότει, ἀλλὰ οἴνῳ ὀλίγῳ χρῶ διὰ τὸν στόμαχον καὶ τὰς πυκνάς σου ἀσθενείας." - 1 Timothy 5:23
I thought of using this one too, But decided the first captured it better.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"In vino veritas." - Latin proverb
"Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine" - Martin Luther
"μηκέτι ὑδροπότει, ἀλλὰ οἴνῳ ὀλίγῳ χρῶ διὰ τὸν στόμαχον καὶ τὰς πυκνάς σου ἀσθενείας." - 1 Timothy 5:23
She really is telling you
“dad, get out of my face “
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
IS THAT A DOG?
That the baby is crawling on? Its huge.
Bayless4Ever
by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 23, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
By Dave's request:
HURR HURR HURR
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
My vote goes to Roy
His pic shows how far Bayless (Rook!) still has to climb (decend?). Thanks Sabonis4ever.
Aldridge said. "We feel like we can beat any team. We feel like we can beat the Spurs, Suns, Lakers, Mavericks, whoever any night right now, and we'll still be here when those teams get old and their guys retire. We're going to be here for a long time."
Everyone's children are really cute.
I don’t have any children that I know of and I’m a bit self-centered. So, I nominate myself (pictured right as a child) for the Bayless face. I know it’s a crappy photo, but we didn’t have those fancy digital cameras.
Aren’t older brothers diabolical? Enjoy your pizza dough now, but someday you will rue the day you stole my pizza dough!
"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD
Richard the Scary Stagehand from the Tonight Show
Showing his Bayless!
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
The dark figure lurking...
Is a TjrHS PE Teacher!!! Framed in his own arm hairs, hehe.
Totally Pink “JBay Face” with matchin’eyes!
Pre-School Graduation, can’t wait for the real thing.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
Baby Point Guard's Bayless face....
.....looks more like something else (as in I bet there was a diaper change about 5 mins after that photo was taken)
Homer: "Oh no!! A Bear is eating my father!." (On seeing Selma kissing Grampa)
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