Ugliest Player Ever.
by RipCityRoyCity on Jul 2, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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PrintAll these lists of top player catagories got me thinking. Lets do one about the Ugliest player ever. Lets be honest, in a sport where there is rarely protective head gear worn the NBA may be the only of the top four professional sports leagues to have their atheletes faces be so exposed.
I personal think Popeye Jones is one of the ugliest mugs to grace the hardwood.
Let me know what you think and I will try to compile a Top Ten List.
Oh and don't put Greg Oden on there, yeah he aint pretty but he is part of the family.
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Mean.
Just mean.
Sam Cassell.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jul 2, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
he looks like the monster from the Burbs
I remember the good old days. The Rasta Monsta days.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jul 2, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
These are obvious
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic
George Muresan
Plus he wore cologne that smells like cabbage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9uaDiRlLBQ
YES!!!!
I was hoping some one would mention him. LOL I’m gonna go rent “My Giant” right now.
by RipCityRoyCity on Jul 2, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha is one sexy mofo .... so don't even think of bringing his name up here ......
I was going to link the famous Ha thread on RealGM (just to prove how handsome the dude is) but I think they wiped it out with the new format….anybody have it?
by Mad Matt the Road Warrior on Jul 2, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Popeye would've been my first
so I’ll go with pau gasol.
That is one ugly guy. Maybe if he shaved, cut his hair and glued a picture of LMA on his face then I would find him attractive.
Joakim Noah
Would definitely have a spot on my all-ugly team
by ChiefRunningMouth on Jul 2, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Huhza?
Roy looks awesome, he’s not an un-handsome dude at all. And I would know because I am also not an un-handsome man, and Roy is JUST LIKE ME.
Oden’s looks don’t count as ‘good’ or ‘bad’. They transcend all subjective laws of beauty, and become Epic, Godlike.
Roy has a boy next door look. I wish he lived next door to me and I could ask to borrow some sugar :-(
Mortimer
im not gay but
brandon roy is far from ugly and all the women that i talk to seem to think he’s quite handsome..just sayin
if it can be conceived it can be achieved
by lyfefindsaway on Jul 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
are you serious?
BRoy is not in the same category as some of these fugly guys mentioned on here.
He’s not the cutest guy on the team but he def is not considered ugly.
This was supposed to be who is the ugliest, not who’s not that cute.
Are you gonna tell me that Broy is as ugly as Cassell or Gasol? C’mon, take it back?
Big time disagree
He’s one of those mysterious mantypes who exudes beauty without looking like a GQ model. It’s something about the smile. (Admittedly, I think he’d look better if he shaved his chin.)
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -- RIP George Carlin
Adam Morrison.
Sorry, the stache is just disgusting.
For the sake of not repeating an answer
Tim Duncan. Wait, let me finish. Since I moved out here from Louisiana in third grade I have been told I look “just like” every famous black person ever, starting back in the ‘90s with Grant Hill and Tiger Woods and Dr. Dre and Jay-Z, then moving into the new millennium and Amare Stoudemire and Chris Brown and, most recently, Kobe Bryant just to name a few. Tim Duncan was without question the most offensive, so he gets my vote.
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
Have I ever told you that you look like Popeye Jones?
BLZRS FRVR
by nightbluefruit on Jul 2, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw, you said I look just like Bimbo Coles
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Have I ever told you that you look like Morgan Freeman?
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -- RIP George Carlin
Not lately
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Other Guy.
I want to know the name of the guy in the Timberwolves jersey. He is pretty ugly too.
by RipCityRoyCity on Jul 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
those blazer e-cards were the best
too bad that you can’t send them anymore, although the thumbnails can be found here:
http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/e_greetings_010802.html
What is he doing in Rudy's jersey?
Give it back Ha….you are not on the team anymore.
President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.
he looks okay in that first one
not so much in the others.
I apparently did not live in Portland during the Ha era.
Whoa!
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!
by rockingharder on Jul 2, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He last saw action during the 04-5 season
nba.com sums up his career highlights thusly:
- Tallied a career-high 13 points on 12/12/03 against Sacramento
- Pulled down a career-high 11 rebounds against the Warriors on 4/11/05
- Was 30 years old when he broke into the NBA with the Utah Jazz
His was not an overly distingushed career
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/ben_handlogten/index.html
Im know im going to get reemed but
Billy Ray Bates… he truly did look like a share cropper just sayin
if it can be conceived it can be achieved
Because I needed a picture for reference...
I don’t think that Billy Ray is on the same level as George Muresan or Ben Handlogten
Poor = ugly?
Judging from the pic below, he looks like a normal guy. Admittedly, I’ve only heard his name and never have seen him before. Perhaps this was his best picture ever, but he looks… like a person.
I’ve also never met a real sharecropper, but I’d imagine there were some devestatingly handsome share croppers and that the profession didn’t necessarily connote ugliness by default.
It sucks enough being a sharecropper, now they gotta be ugly too?
Mortimer
My grandfather was a sharecropper in South Carolina
I never met him, but I’m devastatingly handsome.
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No one has said Sheldon?
If he has, like, a ‘problem’ that I don’t about, then pretend I didn’t make fun of him.
Morty-murr
That Rodman picture is absolutey disgusting.
Didn’t he get married to Carmen Elektra? Or was it Pamela Anderson? One of the women from Baywatch with fake breasts that are all more attractive than Dennis Rodman. Maybe it’s the name? Or the fact that he would shave his eyebrows put on a wig, fake eyelashes, and makeup? That takes balls doesn’t it? To crossdress? I thought only gay people did it. I’m confused.
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
Carmen Electra.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!
by rockingharder on Jul 2, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddie Izzard crossdresses
And is not gay.
Some dudes, apparently, just like to dress as ladies without liking boys as well.
If dressing like a lady would snag me Brandon Roy, well, I’d already be in a miniskirt and neon pink eyeshadow.
I remember Madonna wanted to have a baby with Dennis Rodman but he wouldn’t do it. That woulda’ been an odd kid one way or another.
Mortimer
Delonte West is handsome
Seems kind of shy and his tats are over the top, but he definitely ain’t ugly.
Where have all the flowers gone?
by bilingual octopus on Jul 2, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
He's an artist in the offseason apparently
That little tidbit made him my favorite player on the Cavs.
I’m a painter of sorts.
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
I've found that
unfortunately a lot of people mistake his birthmark for herpes. Maybe that’s it.
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him though
he’s real witty
"No, you're not imagining things: Black America is ecstatic." -Errin Haines, Associated Press writer
"You can call 1-800-PeePee-5-1-DooDoo. I'm in your corner." -Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon
by Junior Del Norte on Jul 2, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Olden Polynice should be in the conversation
I'm a little confused by your tactics
by oderiferous emanations 74 on Jul 2, 2008 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
Greg Ostertag
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
This pic is just awesome
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
On topic for ugliness, off topic for the baseball reference
When we lived in Portland my wife would periodically surprise me with baseball cards of players who had really thick glasses, flowing mullets or giant afros. On day she was really excited because the guy at the card store sold her a card of the ugliest major leaguer ever, Don Mossi:
That's Prince Charles real papa
He looks like a cartoon.
I bet he was even goofier looking as a kid, and his big nose and ears and funny face were all things he needed to grow into. Once you’re an old man and look like that, you look ok.
In my estimation, I mean. I don’t know from experience :-(
Ok I know from experience :-(
Mortifyinglookingimer
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