Pic 1 –
Ben: “Hhhello, my name a Borat!”
Pic 2 –
TP: “Look man, I told you I don’t have any spare change”

I knew it!

Terry Porter, omg, my heart is pounding, I can’t breathe, I can’t get my fist out of my pocket to shake hands…

Pic 1 -
Hello Mr. Porter, if I had the resources, I would stalk you.
Pic 2 –
Am I gonna have to call security?

Pic 1- “I have a lovely set of encyclopedias you might be interested in…”

Pic 2— “Dude, you gotta understand, I just Google stuff when I need to know.”

—Dave

“Terry Porter, not a flashy player, but so effective, so solid in the clutch.” -Marv Albert

I love the Dave stalker pics. Far enough away so that TP does not know he is being photographed.

pic 1: Ben thinking to himself “I am never washing this hand”

Pic 1 : TP “How did you get that press pass?”
Ben “I write for Blazer’s Edge.”

Pic 2 : TP ” Oh man, they’ll give a press pass to anyone these days.”

(Just a poke in the ribs Ben. A tip of the hat to you sir.)

TP was doing his best Bayless T-Rex impersonation when all of a sudden, he was frozen by a strange telekinetic force emanating from the eyes of his stalker.

TP: “You wanna see me suck the life force out this poor woman’s head?”

Did you try and match your outfit to that of the Blazers coaches?

Ben: “Pssst …Terry, see that woman over there?....geez, don’t look ….That is Ann Margrette!!...yes right there”

Pic 2

Terry: “Do you want me to ask her if she is seeing anyone? I know she is like 70….but she is still hot, and for a guy like you….”

Ben: “NO!!.....no wait…yeh go ahead”

I also had the chance to meet Rihanna and Kanye Terry Porter. I have been a fan of theirs his since they both came out he came into the league, but I have had a crush on Rihanna Terry since I first saw her him on TV. When I met her him i froze up. I had all this great stuff in my head about what i was gonna say to her him, but none of it came out. I ended up saying the cheeziest thing ever: “umm, who are you,” I could of punched myself. Her His beauty did that to me though. She He is nice and when i get that picture i will blow it up and put it in my room.

Pic 1: Make good eye contact, and then give them a firm long hand shake. You don’t want to come across as soft. [Firm handshakes ftw]

Pic 2: Aye, at least that’s how I got Ms. Porter. [Ben tries to smile and nod knowingly]