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Terry Porter Honors Terry Porter

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Today was historic.  Today, in a Las Vegas gynasium, Terry Porter met Honor Terry Porter.
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Quoteth Terry: "It's up to the powers that be.  I appreciate all the fan support."

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Dave's action photography skills For The Win.  Blazers management: let's make this happen!

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)

P.S.  Feel free to create hilarious captions for these pics.  I, personally, would find that amusing.

--Dave

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Pic 1 –
Ben: “Hhhello, my name a Borat!”
Pic 2 –
TP: “Look man, I told you I don’t have any spare change”

I didn't mean to turn you on

by dukedee on Jul 19, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freakin' Ben is a vampire!

I knew it!

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

that’s why he’s up all night posting information….

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.

by johnv59 on Jul 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pic #2

Terry Porter, omg, my heart is pounding, I can’t breathe, I can’t get my fist out of my pocket to shake hands…

"We will do nice things!" - Rudy, 07/01/08

by jorga on Jul 19, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I Got It

Pic 1 -
Hello Mr. Porter, if I had the resources, I would stalk you.
Pic 2 –
Am I gonna have to call security?

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I messed up

Pic 2 –
Man, you know the rules. The judge said you gotta say 50 feet away from me!

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I got another one

Pic 1 -
Hey, they told me to talk to you about a party tonight.
Pic 2 -
Oh, sorry man, that party was canceled.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because I had a typo I'll do a nice one

Pic 1 -
Mr. Porter do you need any help? Want my coke? You can have it.
Pic 2 -
Thanks kid. Now what did my lawyer tell you about coming within 50 feet of me?

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Pic 1- “I have a lovely set of encyclopedias you might be interested in…”

Pic 2— “Dude, you gotta understand, I just Google stuff when I need to know.”

—Dave

by Dave on Jul 19, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, because your breath is baaaaaaad.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 19, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops directed at Tih's typo.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jul 19, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha

USA USA USA!
I can’t wait for the Olympics.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unrelated but watching NBA's greatest games...

“Terry Porter, not a flashy player, but so effective, so solid in the clutch.” -Marv Albert

by dougall5505 on Jul 19, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kudos to Ben for dying his hair the Blazers team color.

I love the Dave stalker pics. Far enough away so that TP does not know he is being photographed.

Bayless4Ever

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 19, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh

That was too harsh dude.

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

captions

pic 1: Ben thinking to himself “I am never washing this hand”

Woof

by Charles Barkley McLovin on Jul 19, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pic 2

Terry Porter thinking to himself, “I have GOT to wash this hand!”

—Dave

by Dave on Jul 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh

pic 1.
1…2…3…4 this is a thumb wrestling war!

pic 2. Ben “Awww c’mon best two outta 3…look into my eyes.”

by tking50 on Jul 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Captions

Pic 1 : TP “How did you get that press pass?”
Ben “I write for Blazer’s Edge.”

Pic 2 : TP ” Oh man, they’ll give a press pass to anyone these days.”

(Just a poke in the ribs Ben. A tip of the hat to you sir.)

PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04

by tssbro on Jul 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pic 2:

TP was doing his best Bayless T-Rex impersonation when all of a sudden, he was frozen by a strange telekinetic force emanating from the eyes of his stalker.

by MGNNoah on Jul 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pic 2

TP: “You wanna see me suck the life force out this poor woman’s head?”

My ignorance is my greatest weapon

by shenanigans on Jul 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben

Did you try and match your outfit to that of the Blazers coaches?

Bayless4Ever

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 19, 2008 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW Ben

Pick 2: Ben has star(s) in his eyes!

Aldridge said. "We feel like we can beat any team. We feel like we can beat the Spurs, Suns, Lakers, Mavericks, whoever any night right now, and we'll still be here when those teams get old and their guys retire. We're going to be here for a long time."

by lee3022 on Jul 19, 2008 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pic 1

Ben: “Pssst …Terry, see that woman over there?....geez, don’t look ….That is Ann Margrette!!...yes right there”

Pic 2

Terry: “Do you want me to ask her if she is seeing anyone? I know she is like 70….but she is still hot, and for a guy like you….”

Ben: “NO!!.....no wait…yeh go ahead”

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

oh dear

"You'd rather say 'whoa' than 'giddyup.'" ~ Dean Demopoulos

by Ben. on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you have Greg Oden syndrome

I also had the chance to meet Rihanna and Kanye Terry Porter. I have been a fan of theirs his since they both came out he came into the league, but I have had a crush on Rihanna Terry since I first saw her him on TV. When I met her him i froze up. I had all this great stuff in my head about what i was gonna say to her him, but none of it came out. I ended up saying the cheeziest thing ever: “umm, who are you,” I could of punched myself. Her His beauty did that to me though. She He is nice and when i get that picture i will blow it up and put it in my room.

Integrity first, service before self, and excellence in all we do.

by prezofdeath on Jul 20, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lolol

very nice

"You'd rather say 'whoa' than 'giddyup.'" ~ Dean Demopoulos

by Ben. on Jul 20, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hilarious

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.

by johnv59 on Jul 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terry is just giving advice on how to handle it with the ladies

Pic 1: Make good eye contact, and then give them a firm long hand shake. You don’t want to come across as soft. [Firm handshakes ftw]

Pic 2: Aye, at least that’s how I got Ms. Porter. [Ben tries to smile and nod knowingly]

Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Jul 21, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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