Bayless Nickname?

by OdenRoyLMA on Jul 19, 2008 12:11 AM PDT

I'm trying to think of a good Bayless nickname, one that rolls off the tongue.

Care to share any of your ideas? Hopefully it sticks and we can officially deem him by that nickname from now on.

J-Bay/Jay-Bay?

JLess?

JB?

JB4?

Whatcha got?

And to take up more words I've decided to add a funny Oden video:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a831f2704

Boy he's a hoot. He's gonna be special.

Poll

Nickname?

J-Bay/Jay-Bay

13 votes

JLess

7 votes

JB

7 votes

JB4

5 votes

T-Rex

47 votes

Other (specify)

11 votes

90 votes | Poll has closed

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T-Rex

Bayless4Ever

by Sabonis4Ever on Jul 19, 2008 12:17 AM PDT 0 recs

A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!

by Dheepan on Jul 19, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up 0 recs

T-rex has already been taken by Kevin Willis

It should be something to do with his weird demeanor.

I-have-no-interest-in-smiling-or-looking-you-in-the-eye. Wordy, but you can’t fault its’ accuracy.

I anagrammed “humorless wildcat” and came back with “A Witches Slumlord”.

Oh – I also anagrammed Greg Oden. Ready? “Engorged”

by begottenson on Jul 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up 0 recs

lol

Family site!! Family Site!!

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

rofl!

That’s actually pretty dang good…forgot about that one.

Oden+Roy+Aldridge+Rudy=Dynasty. Believe

by OdenRoyLMA on Jul 19, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up 0 recs

Jbizzle

by BroyTheTruth on Jul 19, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up 0 recs

Or P-Kizzle

for the Finnisher

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up 0 recs

lol

the Finnisher would be legit by itself

by BroyTheTruth on Jul 19, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up 0 recs

It's a lock

“The Finnisher” wins it. Now all he needs to do is finish like Bayless

Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard

by Kelsoballa on Jul 21, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

Trex FTW!

Blazer's fan since '84, Currently exiled in Tennessee and North Carolina

by HurraKane212 on Jul 19, 2008 12:36 AM PDT 0 recs

This should have a poll

by Dheepan on Jul 19, 2008 12:37 AM PDT 0 recs

I like just Rex

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Jul 19, 2008 1:03 AM PDT 0 recs

Agreed

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 19, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up 0 recs

It's Rex

I thought everyone’s agreed to that.

by robrun2 on Jul 19, 2008 1:03 AM PDT 0 recs

THE PROOF

Him and Roy become the Natural Proof

Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**

by BigCelPhone on Jul 19, 2008 2:16 AM PDT 0 recs

Rex

gets my vote, but I will always think of him as ‘Payless’ , considering how he was acquired (KP discount and all).

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 19, 2008 3:23 AM PDT 0 recs

Passless might work.

I remember telling him how impressed I was with a player during summer league. In Avery's unique voice, he replied, "Marc, it's summer league." I

by TwoDeep on Jul 19, 2008 7:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

I like Jarred and Jarrid, then sometimes I just like Jarryd

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 4:39 AM PDT 0 recs

wat about jaired?

"As long as Yao is in the league, Greg Oden will probably never start in an all-star game, because he doesn’t have 1 Billion people voting for him."
silkybrown

"Just so we're totally clear(, y)ou’re saying you want me to kill Yao, right?"
nightbluefruit

by ptwnblzr on Jul 19, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up 0 recs

Oh yeah and

Jared

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 7:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

Of course there is Jarrod

Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard

by Kelsoballa on Jul 21, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

RydBay

http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/14/571616/summer-league-game-1-recap#7403024

by monkeysuncle on Jul 19, 2008 5:37 AM PDT 0 recs

That Oden Video IS funny.

It wouldn’t suprise me if he DID host the ESPY’s someday!

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jul 19, 2008 8:30 AM PDT 0 recs

Oh, and I like

T-Rex, or the less offensive J-Bay.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jul 19, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up 0 recs

Rex or Gator (for the same reason)

I am now in the camp that detests all nicknames that are like the following

A-Rod
T-Mac
B-Roy
and
J-bay

Oooh….here is one …what if you Oregon Ducks fans out there had dubbed last years starting QB

D-Dix….say that one aloud and see if it flys

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up 1 recs

No more cliché MSM pseudo rapper names...

................................................... nor the “CP3” initials-plus-number names.

R E X.

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Jul 19, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up 0 recs

At this point

I like “The Royal One” for Brandon

REX!!!

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up 0 recs

Brandon is The Natural.

.......................... Rex is a natural born killer.

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Jul 21, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up 0 recs

Here is a bad rapper nickname

R-Fern!!

Yeh hope that one takes off

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up 0 recs

I hate most of them.

But J-Bay is so solid. I think those names should be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 19, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up 0 recs

Rex all the way...

............................................ natural born killer!

"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"

by timbo on Jul 19, 2008 9:03 AM PDT 0 recs

how about mr bayless

this is not the ruckers league.. why does everyone have to have a nick name in basketball anyways…Dr, Naismith is rolling in his grave..just sayin… mines was” vitamin B” by the way because I was good for the team..lol just sayin

if it can be conceived it can be achieved

by lyfefindsaway on Jul 19, 2008 9:14 AM PDT 0 recs

J'fearless

Now that’s a name to live up to!

2-4 the who

by 24thewho on Jul 19, 2008 10:08 AM PDT 0 recs

J-Broni

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT 0 recs

Rex.

It just fits.

In related news, did you hear Rex refer to Petko as “Pete”. I hope that’s not his nickname…I mean, Pete??? I like Petko as a nickname. You can find the video in Mike Barret’s blog.

Also there you’ll find neat info on Petko sticking out his tongue when shooting with a silly photo.

I don’t know how to do links, so don’t ask me for it. Anyhow, that’s like somebody offering you a stick of gum and responding to them, “Chew?”. :-)

by lukeyhere on Jul 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT 0 recs

Nah....including links is a nice courtesy...but not manditory

PS….the simplest way to do a link is to just copy the web addy from the address bar of your browser and then paste it into your post like this

http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/19/574652/bayless-nickname#7488477

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

links

1- you copy the web address of the page you want to link to
2- you go to BEdge and hit the link button in the comment box
3- make sure your cursor is in the empty field that says ‘enter site url’ or something like that and hit ‘control-V’ to paste in the address
4- type in whatever you want for the link name

that’s it

or you could just straight copy the url and paste it in a comment box.

Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard

by Kelsoballa on Jul 21, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

Baby Face

I'm a little confused by your tactics

by oderiferous emanations 74 on Jul 19, 2008 11:10 AM PDT 0 recs

Buckets.

Koponen - PG of the future. Book it.

by Blazerholic on Jul 19, 2008 12:17 PM PDT 0 recs

MonoFace

Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**

by BigCelPhone on Jul 19, 2008 2:22 PM PDT 0 recs

How about "Botox"

BINGO, BANGO, BONGO

by blzrfan on Jul 19, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

Bum-looker

Pickle Farter
Turd Snatcher
Diaper Filler
Flatulent Francis
Mr. Two Eyed Blazer McBlazer or Mr. Tebm
Right Handed Ball Bouncer or RHBB
Jarryd McCalifracticleishesxpiallidooshalmcfackle
MC Rookie Point Guard
Good Ole’ Jarryd Mr. Jarrydness
The McJarrydenator and what not
Mr. Andwhatnot
jarrydFTW
Mr. Oh look at me, my parents are college educated and they still can’t spell “Jarred.”

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by tominhawaii on Jul 19, 2008 3:01 PM PDT 0 recs