Bayless Nickname?
by OdenRoyLMA on Jul 19, 2008 12:11 AM PDT
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PrintI'm trying to think of a good Bayless nickname, one that rolls off the tongue.
Care to share any of your ideas? Hopefully it sticks and we can officially deem him by that nickname from now on.
J-Bay/Jay-Bay?
JLess?
JB?
JB4?
Whatcha got?
And to take up more words I've decided to add a funny Oden video:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a831f2704
Boy he's a hoot. He's gonna be special.
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T-rex or Rex.
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
T-rex has already been taken by Kevin Willis
It should be something to do with his weird demeanor.
I-have-no-interest-in-smiling-or-looking-you-in-the-eye. Wordy, but you can’t fault its’ accuracy.
I anagrammed “humorless wildcat” and came back with “A Witches Slumlord”.
Oh – I also anagrammed Greg Oden. Ready? “Engorged”
by begottenson on Jul 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Family site!! Family Site!!
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl!
That’s actually pretty dang good…forgot about that one.
Oden+Roy+Aldridge+Rudy=Dynasty. Believe
Or P-Kizzle
for the Finnisher
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
the Finnisher would be legit by itself
by BroyTheTruth on Jul 19, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a lock
“The Finnisher” wins it. Now all he needs to do is finish like Bayless
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
This should have a poll
A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!
THE PROOF
Him and Roy become the Natural Proof
Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**
by BigCelPhone on Jul 19, 2008 2:16 AM PDT reply actions
Rex
gets my vote, but I will always think of him as ‘Payless’ , considering how he was acquired (KP discount and all).
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
Passless might work.
I remember telling him how impressed I was with a player during summer league. In Avery's unique voice, he replied, "Marc, it's summer league." I
wat about jaired?
"As long as Yao is in the league, Greg Oden will probably never start in an all-star game, because he doesn’t have 1 Billion people voting for him."
silkybrown
"Just so we're totally clear(, y)ou’re saying you want me to kill Yao, right?"
nightbluefruit
That Oden Video IS funny.
It wouldn’t suprise me if he DID host the ESPY’s someday!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
Oh, and I like
T-Rex, or the less offensive J-Bay.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Jul 19, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Rex or Gator (for the same reason)
I am now in the camp that detests all nicknames that are like the following
A-Rod
T-Mac
B-Roy
and
J-bay
Oooh….here is one …what if you Oregon Ducks fans out there had dubbed last years starting QB
D-Dix….say that one aloud and see if it flys
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No more cliché MSM pseudo rapper names...
................................................... nor the “CP3” initials-plus-number names.
R E X.
"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
At this point
I like “The Royal One” for Brandon
REX!!!
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Brandon is The Natural.
.......................... Rex is a natural born killer.
"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
Here is a bad rapper nickname
R-Fern!!
Yeh hope that one takes off
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate most of them.
But J-Bay is so solid. I think those names should be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!
by rockingharder on Jul 19, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rex all the way...
............................................ natural born killer!
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"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
how about mr bayless
this is not the ruckers league.. why does everyone have to have a nick name in basketball anyways…Dr, Naismith is rolling in his grave..just sayin… mines was” vitamin B” by the way because I was good for the team..lol just sayin
if it can be conceived it can be achieved
Rex.
It just fits.
In related news, did you hear Rex refer to Petko as “Pete”. I hope that’s not his nickname…I mean, Pete??? I like Petko as a nickname. You can find the video in Mike Barret’s blog.
Also there you’ll find neat info on Petko sticking out his tongue when shooting with a silly photo.
I don’t know how to do links, so don’t ask me for it. Anyhow, that’s like somebody offering you a stick of gum and responding to them, “Chew?”. :-)
Nah....including links is a nice courtesy...but not manditory
PS….the simplest way to do a link is to just copy the web addy from the address bar of your browser and then paste it into your post like this
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/19/574652/bayless-nickname#7488477
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
links
1- you copy the web address of the page you want to link to
2- you go to BEdge and hit the link button in the comment box
3- make sure your cursor is in the empty field that says ‘enter site url’ or something like that and hit ‘control-V’ to paste in the address
4- type in whatever you want for the link name
that’s it
or you could just straight copy the url and paste it in a comment box.
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
Baby Face
I'm a little confused by your tactics
by oderiferous emanations 74 on Jul 19, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
MonoFace
Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**
by BigCelPhone on Jul 19, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Bum-looker
Pickle Farter
Turd Snatcher
Diaper Filler
Flatulent Francis
Mr. Two Eyed Blazer McBlazer or Mr. Tebm
Right Handed Ball Bouncer or RHBB
Jarryd McCalifracticleishesxpiallidooshalmcfackle
MC Rookie Point Guard
Good Ole’ Jarryd Mr. Jarrydness
The McJarrydenator and what not
Mr. Andwhatnot
jarrydFTW
Mr. Oh look at me, my parents are college educated and they still can’t spell “Jarred.”
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I vote for the last one!!
Or Jarryd McShorty-Arms
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If you say it in Hawaiian pidgin, then at the end you say "da turd."
Mista Jarryd McTurdnicklefartypants da Turd
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That good
but it should end in esquire. As in: Mr. Jarryd McTurdnicklefartypants III esq.
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 19, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay after the monster dunk I just saw
JB= Just Ball’n, Just Buckets, Just Believe.
Jerryd Fear-less!!!
This is it and I’m calling it right now!
by Ptownbeaver on Jul 20, 2008 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rex!!!
Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."
by 92wastheyear on Jul 20, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I love it!
That might just be the best one yet!
You win a rec
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!
by LaMarvelous on Jul 21, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
PK calls him "Ryd".
and Ryd calls PK “Pete.”
I think the nicknames are taken care of now.
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I can sign on to Pete, but don't anticipate live-blogging any D-league games...
"He shoots....................... he scores!!!"
hey bay bay
like the song
hey bay bay…hey bay bay…hey bay bay…hey bay bay…hey bay bay…I’m in the club saying…
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Both Teams Played Hard
Both Teams Played Hard
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