I Love Brandon Roy!

by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2008 7:02 PM PDT

Here is the next installment in what has become a series of song re-writes to classic rock tunes. This one is based on Joan Jett's rendition of "I Love Rock n Roll", a tune that all you "Guitar Heros" should know well. So here goes!

I saw him ballin' there on the HiDef screen
At the half he'd scored about seventeen
The B's were goin strong
And nothin' goin' wrong
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till we had a ring, yeah a ring

An I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till we had a ring, yeah a ring

singin

I Love Brandon Roy
He dropped another dime on the Hornets, baby
I Love Brandon Roy
He's gonna break yer ankles, just wait and see

At the game we got up an'shouted his name
"MVP" dont matter, he said,
cause its all the same

We're gonna bring it home
An ya know it won't be long

But next we were movin on
So yell with me, yeah me

Next we were movin on
So yell with me, yeah me

singin

I Love Brandon Roy
He Dropped another dime on the L@kers, baby
I Love Brandon Roy
He's gonna break yer ankles, just wait and see

He said "series is over.. go on home"
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till we had a ring, yeah a ring
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till we had a ring, yeah a ring

Even K0bie's sayin'

I Love Brandon Roy
So Drop another dime on the Celtics, baby
I Love Brandon Roy
He's gonna break yer ankles, just wait and see

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nice!

great work

Rule #1 of nitpicking is to get it right.

by douglast on Jul 10, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Cool!

Your words definitely work with the song. So now you should go find a Karaoke bar and get someone to record you singing it so you can post a link to mp3 file here. No guts – No Glory. I have an idea for a song rewrite, I just need to apply myself to it.

LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Jul 10, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

I have no guts

hence I get no glory

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 10, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I've been workin' on a couple as well.

I’m hoping someday I’ll be good enough to play them on guitar and sing to them. Wowzers. BRoy might be a grandpa before that happens.

How do I set my laser printer to stun?

by prezofdeath on Jul 10, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

this is all

a little too man crush for me. Great effort, kinda weird though.

myspace.com/marktwainindians

by mark twain on Jul 11, 2008 8:10 AM PDT reply actions

Didn't you see that muscle pic???

it was dreammmmmy

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

I hate Roy

J/K. But seriously saying you love Roy on this site is like declaring your preference that kittens not be murdered.

BTW, someone should write a fanpost with the title, “I hate Roy.” I bet that would go down AWESOMELY. Which may or may not be a word.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 AM PDT reply actions

Roy seems popular

Mortimer: "It’ll be so nice I’ll need microfracture—ON MY WEINER."

by 92wastheyear on Jul 11, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions

It seems as though I can remember seeing his face on the TV a few times

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 11, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions

There is also a film, "Bob Roy" or something.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 11, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't watch films

I only watch commercials.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 11, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Then...

Road kill Roy

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah yes

That’s where I knew him from.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

post your PTB fan rock here-- my pick -- bring it dont sing it

red white and black

Red and Black
Got ridda Jack
Its been a long time We’re glad to be back
Yes, about to bust loose
from the noose
that Bob kept hanging around
We’ve been looking up at Channing Frye
and its getting me high
Forget the curse cuz we never died
We got twelve guys
Cats eyes
Blazing another Trail never wondering why

Cuz we’re red
Yes we’re black
We’re rose red
Rose red and black
Well We’re red and black
Yes we are red and black

Red and Black
on the attack
number one with bullets, Oden the power pack
Yes, we’re talking slang
but not a gang
They’ll never catch us now no we leave em to hang
Cuz we’re back on the track
Never again take KG’s flack
Nobody’s gonna get us on jailblazer rap
So look at us now
We’re about makin em pay
dont try to push your luck just get out of Travis’ way

Cuz we’re red, yes we’re black
Well we’re red, yes we’re black
Well we’re red rose
well we’re black
We’re rose red and black
hooooo yeah
Ohhhh yea
Yes we are
oooooh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Black, we’re red
Red, we’re black
Black, we’re red
Red, we’re black

Stacked

Red and Black
Yes we’re Red and Black

About to ransack

"Meow" --- My cat Bonzi on whether or not Travis Outlaw should start or come off the bench.

by bow4meow on Jul 11, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions