The Joys of Ron Artest

by douglast on Jul 1, 2008 4:35 PM PDT

June 30, 2008
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3468447
"Not opting out. The Kings have been there for me, so the best I could do is stay in my contract."

July 1, 2008
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3469895
"I don't see myself with [the] Kings beyond 2008-09. I think I made the biggest mistake by staying in my contract and I have to live with it,"

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Please please please

Anyone who has any sense of NBA humor please click on this link to the Youtube video (via Ballhype) of Ron Artest interviewing Kobe Bryant.

It’s probably one of the most awkward experiences of my life.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 1, 2008 4:42 PM PDT 0 recs

Oh, it's fantastic.

That video is absolutely Chris Farley-esque.

"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Batuuuuuuuum!

by rockingharder on Jul 1, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

That is exactly what I thought!

It’s like Kobe is totally willing to play Paul McCartney to Artest’s Farley.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on Jul 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Rofl

I loved that part where he was like “You know you have that Killer instinct you won’t fold over”

A Time For Heroes,
It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood
And it's all
It's all in my hands
And its all up the walls
Well the stale chips were up and the hopes stakes were down
Until Kp came into Town!
'Sing it Petey!

by Dheepan on Jul 1, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

Uhhhhhhgggg !

I tuned in for 3 seconds to remember what Blobe looks like.
I’m crafting a shuriken target and who better !
I can’t wait to see GO swat HIM into the 3rd row.

IT'S GO TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jul 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT 0 recs

Oh Man..

If you haven’t seen this video, you’re gonna LOVE it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTweSYhqhJ0

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT 0 recs

rofl

Omg that is amazing. I think Ron Artest should be in “Anger Management:2” with Jack Nicholson.

by Dheepan on Jul 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah..

So many gems in that one – I haven’t seen it in a while but when he talks about “what’s so bad about lying down on the scorer’s table? I wouldn’t throw beer at someone if they were lying on a bench” and “fortunately, I found out beer can’t hurt your eyes – you can just wipe it out” are some of my all-time favorite sports quotes.

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up 0 recs