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The Pritchslap Slapdown

*(Contains adult language)

 

Hey P-town,

You know who he be,

Rip City’s back,

Because of KP.

 

He makes lots of moves,

But not with haste,

He says to other GMs,

“Tell me how my ass tastes.”

 

“Tell me how my ass tastes.”

 

His name is Kevin Pritchard,

He does Jedi mind tricks,

He did it last year,

To the New York Knicks.

 

He conned them into taking,

A black hole named Zach.

This year, it’s Indiana,

They took Jarret Jack!

 

Sorry Indiana,

I ain’t hatin’ on yo’ boys,

But look at Minnesota,

They coulda had Brandon Roy.

 

And just ask the Bulls,

They’ll say he’s sicker than a virus,

Instead of LaMarcus Aldridge,

They got stuck with Tyrus.

 

He doesn’t bleed just red,

The man bleeds red and black,

And when he makes trades like these,

We call that the Pritchslap.

 

We call that the Pritchslap.

 

We call that the Pritchslap.