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Kevin Pritchard = Chuck Norris?

I was just reading the sactown thread that was a response to our thread "How the other side lives". I had a nice laugh when otis29 suggested that it's about time Chuck Norris jokes are converted to Kevin Pritchard jokes. Then I thought a thread about this would be hilarious for a little while, and so I have started this fanpost for people to publish some funny chuck norris style jokes about KP. Here's the first one, from Blazerholic...kind of paraphrased When KP calls, he doesn't leave messages. He leaves warnings.

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crud,

I did not format that properly.

This is the joke:

When KP calls, he doesn’t leave messages. He leaves warnings.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 3:56 PM PDT   0 recs

KP

KP didn’t need two hundred and ninety nine other dudes to destroy one thousand nations of the persian empire.

THIS,,, IS,,, PORTLAND!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/300comp.jpg

Run a lap. Kiss a fir tree. Throw away an aerosol can. Chug-a-lug boysenberry-kumquat juice. And root for Bill Walton. You've got Blazermania.

by doublezeroduck on Jun 28, 2008 5:19 PM PDT   0 recs

Love the pic,

do you know how to put it directly on the page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

How do I do that?

Run a lap. Kiss a fir tree. Throw away an aerosol can. Chug-a-lug boysenberry-kumquat juice. And root for Bill Walton. You've got Blazermania.

by doublezeroduck on Jun 28, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't know,

Anybody know how to post pics on this page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

See that tree in the bar of the reply window?

Use it just like the link button next to it.
Like so:

Blazers have a five-on-three...and they pull it back and wait for help.

by QualityPie on Jun 28, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Love the pic,

do you know how to put it directly on the page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Press reply

and then see how there’s 6 buttons? One is bold, one is italic, then strikethough, then quote, then hyperlink, then the tree. Click the tree, which means “insert picture”

Then post the URL (or internet address) of the picture you want to paste in.

So for example,
take THIS:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/300comp.jpg

Copy it.

Click the tree

Paste it

And walla

"Beards--they grow on you"

by prezofdeath on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Sorry.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jun 29, 2008 5:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

300 Blazers Video

It’s been posted before, but can never be posted enough. Click here.

by bocious on Jun 28, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Luv it

It gets better every time.

The Jarrett Jack scream is awesome baby

"Beards--they grow on you"

by prezofdeath on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Here's my own contribution,

KP can pritchslap anyone…...

Except himself.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Such a classic

KP can win connect four….in 3 moves!

by jjudd43 on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT   0 recs

I love these two:

1. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Kevin Pritchard’s computer. KP is always in control.

2. Kevin Pritchard destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

(From http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT   0 recs

QFT
2. Kevin Pritchard destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Quoted For Truth

Kevin Pritchard is a 4.0 Draft Day Student

by rmcdougall on Jun 28, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it's so true,

I still can’t believe the bayless pick.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 10:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This is too good to pass up.

KPTV was originally created as the “Kevin Pritchard Tele-vision channel” to update Americans with on-the-spot pritchslapping in real-time.

modified from the above site.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 7:15 PM PDT   0 recs

Although Chuck jokes jumped the shark...

KP doesn’t put gel in his hair. The hair becomes perfect for fear of being traded for better, cheaper hair with more potential. And two future 2nd round draft picks.

by ChadFord on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT   0 recs

I realized just when I had the idea,

that the climate on blazers edge was not the best to be posting chuck norris jokes where roundhouse kicks were replaced by pritchslaps. But I simply couldn’t resist.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 8:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

your mom jumped the shark

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 28, 2008 11:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

because chuck norris said so

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 28, 2008 11:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

KP's hands

Each of KP’s hands is bigger than the other… the better to PritchSlap you with.

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 28, 2008 11:30 PM PDT   0 recs

KP

KP traded for your best player and all you got was this T-Shirt.

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 28, 2008 11:31 PM PDT   0 recs

KP = chuck norris?

KP traded his 2 ball boys for half the West All Star team… twice.

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 28, 2008 11:36 PM PDT   0 recs

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