Kevin Pritchard = Chuck Norris?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 3:49 PM PDT

I was just reading the sactown thread that was a response to our thread "How the other side lives". I had a nice laugh when otis29 suggested that it's about time Chuck Norris jokes are converted to Kevin Pritchard jokes. Then I thought a thread about this would be hilarious for a little while, and so I have started this fanpost for people to publish some funny chuck norris style jokes about KP. Here's the first one, from Blazerholic...kind of paraphrased When KP calls, he doesn't leave messages. He leaves warnings.

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crud,

I did not format that properly.

This is the joke:

When KP calls, he doesn’t leave messages. He leaves warnings.

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 3:56 PM PDT 0 recs

KP doesn't walk, the world rotates under him

by Kelsoballa on Jun 28, 2008 4:09 PM PDT 0 recs

KP

KP didn’t need two hundred and ninety nine other dudes to destroy one thousand nations of the persian empire.

THIS,,, IS,,, PORTLAND!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/300comp.jpg

Run a lap. Kiss a fir tree. Throw away an aerosol can. Chug-a-lug boysenberry-kumquat juice. And root for Bill Walton. You've got Blazermania.

by doublezeroduck on Jun 28, 2008 5:19 PM PDT 0 recs

Love the pic,

do you know how to put it directly on the page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

No

How do I do that?

Run a lap. Kiss a fir tree. Throw away an aerosol can. Chug-a-lug boysenberry-kumquat juice. And root for Bill Walton. You've got Blazermania.

by doublezeroduck on Jun 28, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

I don't know,

Anybody know how to post pics on this page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

See that tree in the bar of the reply window?

Use it just like the link button next to it.
Like so:

Blazers have a five-on-three...and they pull it back and wait for help.

by QualityPie on Jun 28, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

Love the pic,

do you know how to put it directly on the page?

by premthegrem on Jun 28, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

Press reply

and then see how there’s 6 buttons? One is bold, one is italic, then strikethough, then quote, then hyperlink, then the tree. Click the tree, which means “insert picture”

Then post the URL (or internet address) of the picture you want to paste in.

So for example,
take THIS:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/300comp.jpg

Copy it.

Click the tree

Paste it

And walla

"Beards--they grow on you"

by prezofdeath on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up 1 recs