I was just reading the sactown thread that was a response to our thread "How the other side lives". I had a nice laugh when otis29 suggested that it's about time Chuck Norris jokes are converted to Kevin Pritchard jokes. Then I thought a thread about this would be hilarious for a little while, and so I have started this fanpost for people to publish some funny chuck norris style jokes about KP. Here's the first one, from Blazerholic...kind of paraphrased When KP calls, he doesn't leave messages. He leaves warnings.