Welcome To The Terrordome

by Ben Golliver on Jun 27, 2008 6:49 PM PDT

(waits patiently as DJ announces that tonight's performance has some adult language!)

(taps microphone)

Is this thing on? Alright.... How y'all doin tonight!?!?! We ready to get this party started. Who's with me? Portland? Idaho? Hawaii? Who we got in the house tonight? Here we go...

When I say JERRYD, Yall say BAYLESS!!!!

JERRYD, BAYLESS!!!! ... JERRYD, BAYLESS!!!!

When I say KP, Yall say GENIUS!!!!

KP, GENIUS!!! ... KP, GENIUS!!!!!

When I say PRITCH, Yall Say SLAP!!!!

PRITCH, SLAP!!! ... PRITCH, SLAP!!!!

When I say GO, Yall say BLAZERS

GO, BLAZERS!!!.... GO, BLAZERS!!!

(drops microphone)

(walks slowly off stage with both arms raised)

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)

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Well Done

Bayless is Truth.

KP is Light.

Rip City is Love.

by FeelTheLove on Jun 27, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

LA LA LA LA LA LA

Microphone checka, swingin sword lecture
closin down the sectar supreme neck protector
Bet I won em kid Mr. Metha warmin pot
about to blow his lid from the pressure, too hot for TV
but cheesy, Too many wanna be hard be easy, is all in together
going all not together it don’t take much to please me
Still homes are never satisfy like the stones
we don’t condome bitin in the sellin crossbones

Ben, you do realize that YouTube video has major cussing in it, right?

[ 2nd youtube video, btw ]

ROTUNDITYDOTNET

by damir on Jun 27, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

whooops

thanks i will put a disclaimer

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben Golliver on Jun 27, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

im still worried trade will not go

it sounds too good to be true

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE
Watch my brandon roy vid http://youtube.com/watch?v=RC3Byp4ID1E

by CroRupt on Jun 27, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Ok!

I read a bunch of draft profiles on Jarryd and none of them said he had wings!!! He can fly!!!

Whats your ring size? 2010

by Gregory Roy Aldridge on Jun 27, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

He is cool and all, but.....

I wish his name was not spelled wack.

President of the Petteri Koponen fan club.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 27, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

It's an E, not an A, right?

Jerryd, that is.

by Eventine on Jun 27, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

fixed

too much time messing with the embed code and not enough spell-checking

thank you

"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.

by Ben Golliver on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Ya know who bayless reminds me of?

A better shooting Monta Ellis!

by lefty6283 on Jun 27, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

But he’s hard to find good videos of. The Jordan Brand video is mostly free throws, most of the others are High School, and the others just don’t show much. Not a knock on Ben, I love the research and presentation, just saying our boy’s a bit of an enigma.

prays he used that word right

by rmcdougall on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions