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How the Other Half Lives

Oh man.  If you want to see what it's like to NOT be Portland...I mean to have a complete and total anti-Portland draft experience...if you want to know what it feels like to become a victim of the Draftburglar...you need to read the following Sacramento Kings open thread from our good friends at SacTown Royalty.  You know how we have the Greg Oden lottery thread permalinked in our sidebar because of all of the excitement and good feelings it evokes, even a year later?  This is like the antithesis of that thread.  There's a show on National Geographic called "Seconds from Disaster" where they chronicle, minute by minute, the events that led up to a famous, tragic event like an airline crash or a gas pipe explosion.  This feels like one of those shows.  It's all right there, beginning with the moment when the Bobcats took D.J. Augustin and they knew something was going wrong, continuing through Jersey's Lopez pick when they got the wild surge of hope that they'd pull out of it, then plunging into the inevitable moment when you can literally feel the energy being sucked out of the entire fanbase.  It's a good thing SBN 2.0 puts protective firewalls around each of its blogs otherwise we might have accidentally crossed the event horizon and the whole network could have been sucked into one, big, despairing void of deflated yuckiness.  The best part is, much like a bike rider in a long train tunnel, there were a couple of people who saw it coming.  The whole thread started with the command not to jinx it.  Ooops!  We know that feeling, eh Blazer fans?  But not to-day-ay!!!

Obligatory warning:  This thread is SOOOOO not safe for work because of the language.  Well, maybe if you work in a porno shop with drunken sailors who have gone off of their Tourette's meds.  No...even they would blush.  But in this context all of that seems vaguely appropriate.

Link to the thread of dooooooooooom...

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)

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Wow

That’s just sad. They knew KP was going to mess up their day and then Petrie kicked them in the crotch.

This was my favorite mini-thread. It still has cuss words in it.

Someone was willing to kill another poster.

<-;-)

by tominhawaii on Jun 27, 2008 2:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My favorite comments.

-that blazers GM is a mothereffin genius.

-So in other words If we had just drafted Rush we may have swung a deal for Bayless?

-I’m about to wage war on Portland.

-Again, they’ve outsmarted us….

-Portland continues to stockpile young talent. They’re the frickin Rays of the NBA .

-Time to go drink…

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley

by Winchester on Jun 27, 2008 2:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Personally, I like the next thread, with this conversation

” Portland’s problem-They can only play five of ‘em at a time. Good God!”
“The A All STars or the B All Stars?”
” Their practices-could be better than our games.”
“Ya think? I mean is there even a question about that?”

by joof on Jun 27, 2008 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right, that thread's even better

contains this line:

“Ha! Before you could get into bed with Pritchard he’d deal you for two good looking nymphomaniacs.”

by raoulduke on Jun 27, 2008 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my favorite:

That trade is a visual version of the Kings getting bent over

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 27, 2008 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

-You ever wonder what would happen if the Yankees would spend all their money on their farm systeM?
You’re seeing the NBA equivalent of this.

Joel Freeland=Stud

by hightide on Jun 27, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is something both truly sad and funny about those posts.

It reminds me of listening to trades made in the Pre-KP era. I REALLY hope that we don’t lose KP for a good while. I never want to see this site devolve into despair the way the Kings site did last night.

by Anthony Stine on Jun 27, 2008 3:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

“Forget a new arena…

we need to raise public funding to buy Pritchard.”

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley

by Winchester on Jun 27, 2008 4:05 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

yes

that was my favorite coment by far, hahaha

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I second that

Best comment I saw

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 27, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrible

i lost the will to live just reading it

by chickenmelt on Jun 27, 2008 5:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brutal, just brutal.

Now they know what it feels like to be a democrat.

by raoulduke on Jun 27, 2008 6:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't you mean....

...that they know how it feels to be a Republican? They call McCain a goiter…..

"Every time I see Stern in public now, I kept expecting him to point up to a helicopter hovering above, like Sosa did to impress Tony in "Scarface," followed by the sight of a beaten-up Tim Donaghy being pushed out of the 'copter in midair," Bill Simmons, ESPN Draft Diary 2008

by Anthony Stine on Jun 27, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MCCAIN 2008 YESSS!!!!

btw greg oden is short and brandon roy is soft. and lamarcus is from canada

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jun 27, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAhahaha

“who do I have to sleep with for the kings to trade up and get chamlers?

Pritchard. I don’t know how, but somehow I have a feeling that would work.

Ha! Before you could get into bed with Pritchard he’d deal you for two good looking nymphomaniacs.

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Having been a drunken sailor ...

... in a porno store, I thought the language was rather tame. The comments were great however.

As I’ve said here many times, instead of nit picking and complaining about what we don’t have, Blazer fans should rejoice in what we have. We could be Kings fans, or worse, Grizzlie fans.

by timg56 on Jun 27, 2008 7:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh WoW!

yah your right, I just read all the way through, and they were talking about the blazers all the way to the very end. I havent laughed like that for a while now. Very saticefying

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

naw

Grizzlies are starting to put something good together. Give it three years. I’d rather be a Griz fan than a king fan after THAT draft!!!

Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624

by ratbastird on Jun 27, 2008 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto

I don’t start to see it as bad language until the F-Bomb is used as a noun, verb, adverb and preposition all in the same sentence.

by Rule on Jun 27, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recall writing home from boot camp.

Telling my mom that there must be a regulation in the Navy that you cannot string for than 3 words together with the f word being included. (My mom really hated that word.)

It was a good thing too. While at home between A school and Sub school, I’m at the dinner table and I as someone if they could pass the f-ing butter. My dad passed me the butter. A little later I’m downstairs watching TV when my two yougest brothers come down, wide-eyed, telling me they couldn’t believe what I said at the table. I looked at them like they were nuts and asked what they were referring to. When they related the butter line, I said No f-ing way. I would never f-ing say that at the dinner table.

by timg56 on Jun 30, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this thread was pretty tame

The worst language SBN post I’ve ever seen was the thread on Lookout Landing where Felix Hernandez got taken out by Carlos Beltran. People were absolutely pissed.

by joof on Jun 27, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah that was crazy

with all due respect to Dave, no drunken sailor I know of would blush at this thread.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Jun 27, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad ju-ju

Man. What a thread! I feel dirty for reading it. Any Blazer fan that read that thread should offer up some sort of sacrafice … Do someothing on behalf of the Sacremnto Kings… if not I fear we’ll jinx the team by taking so much pleasure in the pain and suffering of others.

It must hurt to be a Sacramento fan today.

by PoliSam on Jun 27, 2008 7:29 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

omg

you might be right. what would you sugest? I thought about buying a hat, but would I ever ware it? i know I will go to any of there websites and study there team history, educate myself, add to my basketball culture, and become a mini-sac-fan:) there I feal all better

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammer on the head

That was just brutality, defeat … wow.

” Consider your cheerios peed on.”

Good God.

RipCity -- now, now ...

by Y5k on Jun 27, 2008 7:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

I feel bad for them and i laughed and laughed and laughed…

They’re a funny group.

Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624

by ratbastird on Jun 27, 2008 7:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They really wanted Bayless...

............................ I reckon that’s a good sign.

KP’s disinformation stunt about PG must have been to keep Sacramento from trading up. That was brilliant targeting and getting a guy he didn’t even work out…

t

"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08

by timbo on Jun 27, 2008 7:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

like recreating a plane vrash

I loved the video of him playing one on e one with the kid..he dosent even look like he would get playing time in corvallis..its great to be a blazers…...IN PRITCHARD WE TRUST

if it can be conceived it can be achieved

by lyfefindsaway on Jun 27, 2008 8:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So if any of us...

ever travel to Sac town, say your from Canada. not safe for Bedgers there!!!

by monkeybones on Jun 27, 2008 8:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Greetings from Sacramento

Don’t worry. We don’t hate you. We save that for the Lakers and (to a lesser degree) the Warriors. We do, however, envy the hell out of you.

You guys have earned it, though. The bottom for you a few years back had to be particularly painful. Like us with the Kings, I know that the Blazers can be a source of great civic pride.

I am a season ticket holder and I intend to see both Blazers games every year for the next several years, as your team is extremely gifted and should play entertaining basketball. That said, if you ever want to move your entire team and city to the eastern conference, I will not protest.

Congratulations on a great evening.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jun 27, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was classy

If KP could only get two nymphomaniacs for you, well, that would only be someone pretending to be KP. He could at least get a few… nah I’ll stop. Really though, that was cool to post that here. I hope that you cheer for us as adamantly in the finals as I did for the Kings a few years back. That is, of course, assuming things pan out the way we’re hoping for. It looks nice now, but there’s still a long way to go.

by einman77 on Jun 27, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Classy.
A lovely look into the crazy life of a Kings fan.
I remember the Wicked Whitset days when it felt like someone was peeing in my Cheerios too.
Traded away Uncle Cliffy, Jermain O’Neal ..
I shudder at that past.
ugghhh-eu-ghhh.
Giving myself the creeps.

RipCity -- now, now ...

by Y5k on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you feel that way

I was cheering the for Kings when they were at their peak a few years ago. I really liked the players (C. Webb, Bibby, Jackson, Christie, Peja, Divac) you had at that time. All good guys and played a great brand of basketball to watch. It helped that you had Rick Adelman my all time favorite coach, and that you were up against the Fakers whom the league cheated to get to the finals!!!

But for now I have to say, GO BLAZERS!!!

I am the master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul. - Charles Wesley

by Earl on Jun 27, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To reiterate

Very classy, I will try and emulate your humility, and sincerity. Those are in my opinion 2 of the most important qualities. I post impressed with you and in awh.

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed, very classy,

and welcome anytime, however need to watch the l*kers thing, we have strict language restrictions on this site.

by monkeybones on Jun 27, 2008 8:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops

Sorry about that. I’ll put a quarter in the jar and I’ll take Channing Frye somewhere nice the next time he comes to town, though that may mean driving to Napa, Sonoma or San Francisco.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jun 27, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

Glad you said it. Last time I was in Sacto …no, no I’ll be nice. Nevermind.

RipCity -- now, now ...

by Y5k on Jun 27, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is a sad but funny read...

didn’t the Kings take 2 of 3 (or 3 of 4) from us last season?

I guess last night was payback?

We don't NEED the draft. -Mortimer 6/18

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jun 27, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I too am a Kings fan

I was the person who said I get to kill Pritchard cuz I’m closest to him though. I still feel proud about that, but not in a smart way. OH well.

Pritchard deserves kudo’s, but I’m still wondering why Larry Bird went along with it. Josh friggin McRoberts is why the Pacers took Bayless away? Jeesh.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jun 27, 2008 9:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

you dont get to kill Pritchard, BAD pooky, bad.

thanks for dropping bye and thanks for the compliments

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a reference to where I am

And where Pritchard is, not necessarily that I want to kill him perse. (Truth is I wasn’t so hot on Bayless anyway and I don’t really care that the Blazers have him. With Roy they could afford to get a flawed smaller SG, as opposed to a team like the Kings who need more of a pass first PG than they have had since Bobby Hurley. It really doesn’t matter so much at this point whether I want to hurt Pritchard or not anyway.)

The other part of this is that Pritchard has Paul Allen which allows him to spend 3 million dollars on a fringe lower 1st round draft pick. Does this work? Yes, and Pritchard has the picks to show for it. Does it mean that I think the Kings are in the position to buy picks for multiple years on end either? No, and they aren’t going to do that.

WARNING: Blazers fans should be happy, but the next idiot that comes on StR (and I’m not calling Blazer fans idiots) and tells me Travis Outlaw would be the 2nd best player on the Kings, I’m really going to light up, and I guarantee the language woudl make Andrew Dice Clay blush.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jun 27, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah

Some fans are silly and among the silliest are those who go to other team’s boards and act like jerks.

For the record: Kevin Martin and Ron Artest are clearly better than Outlaw and probably better than Outlaw will ever be. Brad Miller has had a better career than Outlaw and is still a far more dependable piece. Which you’d prefer would depend on what you valued but you have to say Miller is the better player overall right now if you discount future career arc. Beno Udrih is an up-and-comer who is at least Travis’ equal right now. I also like John Salmons and while I would not trade Outlaw for him personally I could see where people would consider them comparable.

That makes Travis no better than fourth and possibly as low as sixth if put on the Kings.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 27, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever!

He would at least be the second best looking guy on their roster.

<-;-)

by tominhawaii on Jun 27, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he would have

the most endearing accent too

"We didn't get our annual free complimentary player from Phoenix this year:("

raoulduke

by ptwnblzr on Jun 28, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody's fault and I'm not holding anybody accountable

Just a simple point to be made. I didn’t think anybody would come and do what one lakers moron (a fan would be insulting those who are fans-fans are able to root for their team without putting down other teams-other than the normal ways) did a few months ago. There was none of that, and I’m not saying there was.

On the other hand I think so many of us were mostly frustrated at the internal lack of activity compared to Pritchards. (Alot of that is the decision to remain status quo with what many regard as a mediocre roster. That isn’t Pritchard’s fault, but he was an easy target Tuesday night. I realize many of you know this, and treated it as such.) But Pritchard has done this every single year he’s been GM so far and it was hardly a surprise. Truth be told I’m still a tad surprised Bayless dropped to 11, and I wasn’t so keen myself on having a shoot first PG after watching Bibby for the better part of this decade. Good luck, and again, I enjoy BE when I get a chance to peruse it. If you guys aren’t the cream of the crop of Blazers fans, I’m not sure I want to know who the cream is.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jun 28, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I'm creamy.

The problem is that it is creamed spinach like discharge.

<-;-)

by tominhawaii on Jun 28, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was only kidding man

I actually thought it was really funny, I even tried to post a lame joke but missed and put it on someone else. my second effort was obviously worse then my first, but i still kinda think it was funny. oh well, you got an A in this draft, not bad. Good luck.

"We didn't get our annual free complimentary player from Phoenix this year:("

raoulduke

by ptwnblzr on Jun 28, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the warning

You think Travis would be your best player? :-)

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jun 28, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could be the Kings 7th man anyday :)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jun 28, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Loved it

My favorites were the couple of posts that predicted Portland was going to “screw” them.

Oh yeah, having been a drunken sailor, the language wasn’t THAT bad…I’ve heard worse on the playground at the catholic school by my house!

Man, I’m glad KP is on our side.

written by the Blazer Thoughts artist formely known as "Scott R"

by saregister on Jun 27, 2008 9:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've seen Jason Thompson play...

... and he is absolutely an NBA player. Small college players never excite the fan base on draft day, but I think the Kings will grow to like Thompson.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Jun 27, 2008 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our Trade for Bayless... Was perfectly quoted out of Sacramento as.....

“That trade is a visual version of the Kings getting bent over!” ROFL… Pritch is just ‘Pritch-Slappin’ everyone in his way.

by pdx.irish on Jun 27, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Love for the Blazers

I’m the one who offered the “again, they’ve outsmarted us” lines in multiple threads. I have lotsa love for the Blazers, Roy especially; I’ve even been to the Rose Garden. Best of luck to you guys, though I’m envious that you have Allen and Pritchard instead of our buffoon silver spoon owners and Petrie the Slow Actor. I do hope Thompson turns out to be a solid player; its frustrating to see us not take action on trading picks, etc. Sure you don’t wanna lend us Pritchard for a year or two?

by discocricket on Jun 27, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We'll even throw in...

...Patrick Ewing Jr. just to sweet the pot!

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jun 27, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You had some sig worthy quotes

if I remember right. Thanks for dropping bye, you guys are great, and effing hillarious.

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really obvious

Petrie was Mr. Trailblazer, the first Trailblazer. He obviously still has a spot in his heart for Portland. Too bad for you.

Lend you Pritchard? Are you insane? As much damage as he’s done to you already, just think what he could do from inside.

Did anyone mention to you that in a few years, our D League team is going to win the NBA Eastern Conference?

Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

by jscot on Jun 27, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes. - Marcus Fabius Quintilian (35-95AD) Roman Rhetorician, Critic

by BlazerFan1 on Jun 27, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a soft spot for Portland too but I don’t let random people from Portland use my car and…..take my girlfriend on dates. We drafted Quincy Douby last year, and Patrick Ewing Jr. this season; I’ll take my chances. The Magoofs have a silly man-crush on Petrie and need some sort of intervention.

by discocricket on Jun 27, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-League team win?

take the easter conference? Freakin hillarious! that actually made me laugh out loud…AND SNORT!! my wife just looked at me like i’m crazy. Simply brilliant jscot.

written by the Blazer Thoughts artist formely known as "Scott R"

by saregister on Jun 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are forgiven

But just in case, I will be stalking watching out for him, very closely.

I enjoyed your postings during the draft, and am humbled by your behavior. Thank you for your blessings. It is appriciated.

Maybee we could just let you take him out to dinner some time, you bye of course.

You Sac-Town fans are awsome!!

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops, missed again

just trying to say thanks for the classy way you represent you town.

Roy-curious

"In KP we trust" - all

by ptwnblzr on Jun 27, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was funny

I feel bad for them though. My favorite line was the “their practices are better then our games”.

by Jason3123 on Jun 27, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I even made it to thread 3

You know what cracked me up. their emotions were EXACTLY how I felt when we had John Nash drafting…
Telfair?. Seriously? No we dont need Paul or Williams.. its cool

I remember the good old days. The Rasta Monsta days.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 27, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was on their board giving them information

because I knew the trade was coming. Poor guys took my comments without berating me once. They are great guys there.

Not to mention they have a fantastic sense of humor mingled with dispair. I laughed out loud as I read their comments. Didn’t mean to, but they were so funny. I remember back during the Telfair and Webster drafts how I felt the same way they do now, but without the humor.

Those guys are awesome.

Blazermania - It's not just for die-hards anymore.

by Blazerholic on Jun 27, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"We should storm Petrie’s house with fire and pitchforks"

If I were a disappointed fan of the Kings I would consider this as my signature for posting on Sactown Royalty.

Coach, I promise I wasn't running hard ...

by Norsktroll on Jun 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh. Bulls fans talking about other people being smug?

The best comment in that thread was about pulling out a tape of the ‘92 playoffs and watching it. Hey, if reliving some games that were played 16 years ago is what they need to do, go for it.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's more of the other half:

Pounding the Rock:

http://www.poundingtherock.com/2008/6/26/559389/nba-draft-open-thread#comments

Read down to the Blazers drafting Rush and then getting Bayless. Then scroll down farther where the Spurs make their pick.

Echoes of Sacramento…

Blazermania - It's not just for die-hards anymore.

by Blazerholic on Jun 27, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

Geoff Pettrie pulled a Kevin McHale and helped out his former team. You might win co-executive of the year this year.

Sorry, but that was funny.  "My wish... Is that whoever we pick punches Stephen A. Smith"  The skeleton photo joke wasfunny too.  I hope the Rider kid pans out though, Sac-town fans are great and Arco is one of the loudest areas in the nba.

BTW, the language wasn’t that bad. I can’t wait until Bush is out of the white house. I’m so tired of censorship, the FCC, right wing, religious BS. Viva La Geoge Carlin and the 1st Amendment!

by RoyDrexler on Jun 27, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hope the rider kid pans out though

Sac-town fans are great and Arco is one of the loudest arenas in the nba. Really funny posts guys :)

by RoyDrexler on Jun 27, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those guys are funny

Remember the Channing Frye incident?

They try to defend Sacramento, but they couldn’t quite do it. Some good senses of humor over there:

http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2008/3/10/162215/065

by Section323 on Jun 27, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We do have some nice places

We just keep them all hidden and secret from outsiders, especially from Channing Frye.

Now, if you ever come to Sacramento and you want to go to the nice places, wait until you get to the curb at the airport, go up to the local sheriff and say to him “The eagle flies at midnight.” He will give you a quizzical look, at which time you should follow up with “My, that is a lovely bunch of coconuts.” The sheriff will then provide you with transportation to one of our finer establishments, where you will spend the remainder of the evening being photographed, given new clothing, and you will also be provided with lodging.

Welcome to Sacramento!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jun 27, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sister lived there for three years

it was not so bad, although it sure is hot.
Sacramento has some fabulous farmer’s markets.

by Section323 on Jun 27, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is sadly funny for them . . . but then . . .

I remember a team that went to the finals twice with starters from:

Houston
Maryland
Wisconsin Stevens Point
Longwood College
Eastern Illinois

Who knows, Jason Thompson might have been a steal.

by jtanzer on Jun 27, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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