Rebuilding GM: BRING OUT YER DEAD! BRING OUT YER DEAD!
KP: Here's one.
GM: That'll be 9 pents.
Raef LaFrentz: I'm not dead!
GM: What's that?
KP: Nothing, here's your 9 pents.
RL: I'M NOT DEAD!!
GM: Hey, he says he's not dead.
KP: Yes, he is.
RL: NO, I'M NOT!!
GM: He isn't!
KP: Well he will be soon, his contracts almost up.
RL: I'M GETTING BETTER!
KP(To Raef) : No your not, your game'll be stone dead in a moment.
GM: I can't take 'im like that, it's against regulations.
RL: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE REBUILDING TEAM!!
KP: Oh, don't be such a baby.
GM: I can't take him.
RL: I feel fine.
KP (To GM): Well, do us a favor.
GM: I can't.
KP: Well, can you hang around a minute, he won't be long.
GM: Nah, I've got to swing by the Pacers, they've lost 9 today.
KP: Well when's your next run?
RL: I THINK I'LL GO POST UP!!
KP (To Raef): Your not fooling anyone you know. (To GM) Look, isn't there something you can do?
RL: I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY.........
KP: Thanks a lot.
GM: That's my job, see you Thursday then.
KP: Right, right.
Unfortunately, this probably would have been more appropriate to post during the Daruis saga, but the timing of how I use other peoples humor has never been as good as I'd like.