Rebuilding GM:  BRING OUT YER DEAD!  BRING OUT YER DEAD!

KP: Here's one.

GM: That'll be 9 pents.

Raef LaFrentz: I'm not dead!

GM: What's that?

KP: Nothing, here's your 9 pents.

RL: I'M NOT DEAD!!

GM: Hey, he says he's not dead.

KP: Yes, he is.

RL: NO, I'M NOT!!

GM: He isn't!

KP: Well he will be soon, his contracts almost up.

RL: I'M GETTING BETTER!

KP(To Raef) : No your not, your game'll be stone dead in a moment.

GM: I can't take 'im like that, it's against regulations.

RL: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE REBUILDING TEAM!!

KP: Oh, don't be such a baby.

GM: I can't take him.

RL: I feel fine.

KP (To GM): Well, do us a favor.

GM: I can't.

KP: Well, can you hang around a minute, he won't be long.

GM: Nah, I've got to swing by the Pacers, they've lost 9 today.

KP: Well when's your next run?

GM: Thursday.

RL: I THINK I'LL GO POST UP!!

KP (To Raef): Your not fooling anyone you know.  (To GM) Look, isn't there something you can do?

RL: I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY.........

(THWAP!!!)

KP: Thanks a lot.

GM: That's my job, see you Thursday then.

KP: Right, right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

Unfortunately, this probably would have been more appropriate to post during the Daruis saga, but the timing of how I use other peoples humor has never been as good as I'd like.