K*be Lost
by Ben Golliver on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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PrintShaquille O'Neal just stripped Mamba Black of any remaining street credibility that wasn't already pilfered by Rajon Rondo.
I was all set to eulogize George Carlin tonight but then Shaq beat me to the punch, using all 7 words (at least) that you can't say on Blazers Edge.
This video is very NSFW.
Along with The Carter III, I think this video proves we may finally be, after a years-long drought, in the midst of a hip hop revival.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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LMAO
LMAO LMAO. This is like a fairly distant, yet satisfying second to winning the championship….
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I ran into this via a link from Yahoo Sports earlier...
was kind of offended by it, but I guess that’s Shaq for ya’....
I liked him back when he was a bit cleaner…albeit a bit lamer.
"Beards--they grow on you"
Allow me to clarify that
Ran into his NSFW video about Kobe earlier from a Yahoo link.
The video I linked to was classic Shaq from back in the day.
But anyway, as far as back in the day videos go, I still haven’t found anything that can compare to Bust a Bucket. Would love to see Webster and some of the other musically inclined guys get together and do one of their own music vids.
"Beards--they grow on you"
first time thru that Shaq rap
I didnt hear any mention of Kobe apologizing to his wife…. seems like an obvious lyric
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
did you hear that?
Shaq says at the very end “thank you Rip City” thats weird
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
brick city
newark, new jersey
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by Ben Golliver on Jun 23, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
brick city
ok im laughing so hard my gut hurts. Too bad your ec, and not able to help me resolve another similiar conundrum. See, the PTB have a sponsor in this casino whose commercial lyrics are as of yet entirely undetermined. If someone would ever youtube it for me Id ask you to listen to see what the actual words are. Stay tuned Ben, I may call on you.
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
"i knnoooww a place"?
haha
"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.
by Ben Golliver on Jun 24, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Total rings without the other:
Shaq: 1
K*be: 0
Shaq wins.
Trade Freeland!
by rockingharder on Jun 24, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually ended up thinking no less of Kobe
after seeing that video. Shaq made himself look even dumber than I already thought he was and that took some doing. I was already thinking that Kobe couldn’t win without Shaq, but now, it’s like, ok, who cares. The thought loses some zing when a complete moron agrees with you and recites other inane drivel right afterward.
I also think
It made Shaq look like a moron, a complete tool. That was classless and ignorant. I lost a lot of respect for him after that. It just makes him look petty and small, especially since Kobe got a hell of a lot further than Shaq did, and Kobe arguably had less talent surrounding him too.
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That's a beautiful thing...
........................... Mark Twain, you and I are hereby on opposite teams.
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"You don't live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot." ---Charles Barkley, 2/7/08
That's ok
we’ll both be on the same team when we’re making fun of both Kobe and Shaq as we’re winning championships and they’re old and fat!!!
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They both SUCK !
Talk about a couple of prima donnas. I wouldn’t want either
on my team. I think everyone here knows why.
Team formerly from Minneapolis.
It's GO time !
You guys seem to
have lost your sense of humor. That was funny! Shaq is a big clown off the court and that’s why bball fans will favor Shaq over Kbe any day of the week. Kbe autally had alot of talent to work with this year. First you have the best coach ever, then there’s Odom, Fisher, Gasol, Bynum(for 1/2 season), Walton(lol), .................
That’s pretty similar to having Riley, Wade, Haslem, Walker(lol), Mourning( after kidney transplant)......................
I will admit that I hate when we have to play against Shaq but off the court, he’s one of the most likeable guys in the league.
I just can’t wait for the bum’s (k*be) reply. Will the bum just let it pass or will he have a comeback…........................................I shall be waiting!
Hey Vinnie!
Totally agree.
I like my humor a little on the trashy side.
How long before Greg takes over the mantle of the NBA’s next big quotable loveable huggable funny guy?
Of course knowing what we know about Greg, it would be a much more “tasteful” version, but ya gotta believe Greg is going to be seriously interesting with his own style and take on current events.
Let’s see, we have potentially the best young team to come along since? AND the next biggest personallity both? I get dizzy just thinking about that!
With the wins, will come the big guy’s quotes. If all goes well, it’s going to be ESPN = Blazers doing the walk and the talk all decade long.
I can dream can’t I?
The Oden Era, Day 363
Well, that was tasteless
but then so is most humor.
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
I think I prefer
surfing youtube for George Carlin bits.
Big fat stupid
guy, it’s hard to judge humor, but I just CANNOT stand this guy, classless, brainless, lyricsless…
The worst thing is that he got KICKED OUT in the FIRST ROUND and still finds a way to open that storage room someone gave him as a mouth !!!!????
I don’t wanna defend Bryant as I don’t really care about that one too, but how can people respect this O’Neal ?
He’s been spitting on the Magic, the Lakers and even the poor Daequan Cook after leaving them, proving such a childish, disrespectful demeanor and unwillingness to be responsible in some way for his teams’ desarray. Always looking for responsibles somewhere else than his puffy ego allows him to…
Shame on you Ben
You are not allowed to ever use the B M nickname for Therapist.
If you make up your own nickname, not only are you a tool of the highest order, but if demand it catches on, you are delusional. Dont bring us down Ben.
Thanks
“The King Stag”
by RememberRastaMonsta! on Jun 24, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
not even if i revert the words to make it seem more hiphop esque
doesn’t Mamba Black sound like a G-Unit member?
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by Ben Golliver on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed it does
Sounds like a 1 record rapper to me.
Im sticking with the Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy nickname
Kobe “Therapist” Bryant
by RememberRastaMonsta! on Jun 25, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
makes you think Arnold Shwarzenneger could rap just as well
when he says Kobe how’s my @$$ taste its almost like the Terminator rapping
Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should--Max Ehrmann
Sweet
"You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose." - Joe Aguirre from Brokeback Mountain
If you were going to taste Shaq's butt
What kind of spoon would you use?
"You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose." - Joe Aguirre from Brokeback Mountain
The kind with serrated edges
or the “spork” ffrom Taco Bell
GO says " Sir, you fornicated vertically…observe the consequences!
by 92wastheyear on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
You would use those giant wooden spoons people used to put on their walls and are now available at swap meets and truck stops.
"You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose." - Joe Aguirre from Brokeback Mountain
by tominhawaii on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
(OT) therefore you are
thats debatable. Hey what happened to your hieroglyph at my expense… bruddah?
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
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