I dedicate this ode to Rudy Fernandez

Sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy " in the style of The Offspring

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Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the Blazers say he really fly's for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get paid alot today
Our subject is espania
But he's coming anyway
He may not get Euros
And he won't get megabucks
But everything he lacks
he'll make up with thunder dunks
There's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak  no english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
For Kobe no way, for Kobe no way
So if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
At least you'll know you can always go play for the Lake's
The Lakers need wannabe's
Just don't, don't ,don't expect a ring!!

Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Rudy, uh huh, uh huh
And Nate an' KP say he really flys for a white guy

He needs some good food
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have chorizo
but a burrito sounded nice
Now he's squirmin'on the light rail, he sees the Garden as he pass
He jumps out running
He needs a bathroom really fast!

But there's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak no english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
For Wade no way, for Wade no way
So if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
At least you'll know you can always go play for the Lake's
The Lakers need wannabe's
Just don't, don't ,don't expect a ring!!

So now he's getting a tattoo
Yeh He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a pinwheel an' "Blazer's #1˜
Sergio says he's trying real hard
but he's not quite hip
But by game 30
He'll be...be...the dopest trip

There's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak no english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
For Paul no way, for Paul no way
So if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
At least you'll know you can always go play for the Lake's
The Lakers NEED wannabe's
The Lakers LOVE more wannabe's
The Lakers GET SOME MORE wannabe's
Hey hey,don't expect a ring!!

For the original version I have provided a link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE     <<<<PG-13