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Something to tide you over until the draft

This being Sunday, we can all use a little diversion to amuse and relax us in the dog days leading up to the NBA draft on Thursday, when Kevin Pritchard will shock and awe the basketball world again. Enjoy!

Star-divide

What do a woman, an infant, and a 49-year-old pharmacist have in common with the NBA? They were all draft picks!

http://www.sacbee.com/100/story/1031000.html

Here's a basketball game for your amusement.

http://tinyurl.com/69mlzw

A basketball chicken joke:

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A:  The referee was calling fowls.

And finally, a basketball crossword puzzle:

http://www.cluesearchpuzzles.com/BASKETBALL.html

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Ya Baby !!

Luvs the Game.
Throwin’ it off a the back wall for 5 of 17 so far. These gotta be Three pointers.

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 12:49 PM PDT   0 recs

LOL

3 out of 20, but I was hitting the rim more consistently before I quit. Had one of those frustrating Martell classics – in, rattles around, bounces out…

If it keep on Tradin', the Team gonna break - BlueBooYay 6/21/08

by jorga on Jun 22, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cripes!!!

Mine came back into sight, after a few seconds and bounced right in!

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Gotta "Go wit da Mo'"

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I just found out . . .

. . . you can rebound – grab the ball after a missed shot before it’s done moving.
And then you can shoot from wherever you grab it.

Blazers have a five-on-three...and they pull it back and wait for help.

by QualityPie on Jun 22, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Congrats!

I thought about adding that you can alley-oop and dunk endlessly, despite the big NO Dunks! banner, but I figured some smart guy would figure it out. The only problem, if you’re looking to up your shooting percentage, is that you get charged an attempt each time you grab the ball.

Now see if you can put the ball into the net in such a way that it drops through and hits the floor. It is possible.

"I woke up this morning, Barbosa and eggs in my bed." --BlueBooYay

by MiledAnimal on Jun 22, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ooohh

Goin’ for Dunkage Baby

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BOOM-CHUCK-A-LOTTA w/Facial

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Joke, only for Spanish speaking people.

- Es la academia “Aprenda Inglés en una Hora”?
- If, If. Between, between.

The Midnight Rambler

by amlmart1 on Jun 22, 2008 1:48 PM PDT   0 recs

This is Not A Joke

Liar!

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"If you don't want to get banged. Don't go in there" - Van Gundy

by BlueBooYay on Jun 22, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

How do you expect me to take this serious

When there wasn’t a single trade rumor in this post? Junk!

Come help me celebrate June 26th - Flush The Trades Away Day.

by tominhawaii on Jun 22, 2008 4:22 PM PDT   0 recs

Couldn't make a shot, huh?

Keep trying. You have all night!

"I woke up this morning, Barbosa and eggs in my bed." --BlueBooYay

by MiledAnimal on Jun 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I made one

Then someone got their virtual sweat on me and it made me puke, so I took my ball and went home.

Come help me celebrate June 26th - Flush The Trades Away Day.

by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2008 3:34 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I had to recommend this

Strictly because of the basketball game. How can something so stupid be so Fun? (btw I only hit 4 of 25)

by bartender77 on Jun 22, 2008 7:51 PM PDT   0 recs

it didnt last me untill

the draft at all….....im bored…noooooooooooo

by raging WebTed on Jun 23, 2008 11:45 AM PDT   0 recs

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