wear a Sheed mask when you go out on the balcony to laugh. It will make them even madder and they wont really know what you look like. Let us know later how that works out.

And already since that game 4, I’ve seen about half as many Laker flags on cars as before. Everyone had one before, and the flags would be all over no matter where I went. I don’t think I was just coincidentally going where there weren’t cars with Laker flags the last few days…

I mean, I know no team has ever come back from 3 – 1 down in the Finals, and it was a horrible loss. But to remove the flag and surrender? Already? I mean, they do got Kobe after all. He could win 3 straight against the Celtics, maybe. It is at the very least POSSIBLE. By removing the flag already you are giving up hope on your team and saying you’re so disappointed with them that you refuse to show your support for them even when they have another home game left.

I didn’t even realize I hadn’t seen many Laker flags until I finally saw one; I said to meself, I said, “Meself, you haven’t done n’ gone seen many of ‘dose flags since ‘dat loss the udder day” and I agreed with Meself that what me said was true.

Boston better not be counting their chickens before they fall out of their basket. If they don’t win this and Kobe gets to add HISTORIC COMEBACK FROM THE BRINK OF DESPAIR to his OH MY STARS KOBE REDEEMED HIMSELF LOOK AT THE LEADERSHIP storyline they’re shoving down our throats, I’ll be plenty… unhappy.

Mortimer

You were Los Angeles biggest fan around here and think it is Marvelous, don’t you?

I always appreciated the nice things you’d say about Blazers (especially Aldridge), since it means a lot coming from such a huge LA fan. We welcome all here.

Wait a tick—are you one of those Laker fans who had a Laker flag on their car and took it off already and now have turned on your team so drastically that you’re openly rooting against them?

I’M SO CORN-FUSED.

Mortimer

behave yourself. (J/K)