OT: Blazer Love!!

by 92wastheyear on Jun 14, 2008 1:31 PM PDT

It isn't even the draft yet and I'm gettin the shakes in anticipation of the start of next season. All the good tidings we are hearing about how Oden is a beast and that Rudy says he will be coming got me inspired to write a song. Since I have no ability to write music at all, I decided to rip off one of the greatest driving songs ever and bend it to my purposes. So with no further ado.....here is "Blazer Love" ....sung (if you feel inspired) to the tune of Golden Earring's Radar Love.

I've been typin' all day, my fingers startin' to peel
There's a voice in my head.. either Twardzik or Steele
It's the Blazers callin', says we need you here
And it's a half past six and I'm shiftin' gear

When it's November and the longing gets too much
Been watching Comcast and it sure ain't enough
Don't need no T.V. at all!!!
We've got a thing that's called Blazer Love
We've got Wheels on the air, Blazer Love

YouTube is playing some forgotten song
"Bust a Bucket" comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And the season's gonna bring a new suprise
When I get jonesin' and Comcast ain't enough
Wife hands me tickets like a prayer from above
We don't need The TV at all
We've got a thing that's called Blazer Love
We've finally got Rudy this night...Blazer Love

(Instrumental break)
No more offseason, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last Bridge to pass, here I go
And the lights of the Garden are startin'to glow
And the radio playin' that pre-game show
Boom-chacka-lacka comin' on strong
And "Toine" just sang his same ol'song
Oh one more Blazer lover gone!!!

When I get jonesin' and Comcast ain't enough
Wife hands me tickets like a prayer from above
We don't need The TV at all!
We've got a thing that's called Blazer Love
We've finally got Oden this night
We've got a thing that's called Blazer Love
We've got a thing that's called Blazer Love

Blazer Love!!!

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Nice

You’re showing your age. The kids these days only know the rap music and songs from yesteryear that are made into TV commercials.

Link

White Lion did a cover while I was in high school.

"lowest common denominator - every time I think you hit rock bottom you sink it deeper into the shale" -- bow4meow

by tominhawaii on Jun 14, 2008 1:54 PM PDT 0 recs

Everytime I do this

it is classic rock songs I rip off

"My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. Us kids would visit him in his cave. He would eat one of us from time to time. It wasn't till years later that we realized Uncle Caveman was a bear"

Jack Handy

by 92wastheyear on Jun 14, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up 0 recs

I did the same thing on my profile last night

Just didn’t use the classic rock. I love the Golden Earring version though. It came out in 1973.

"lowest common denominator - every time I think you hit rock bottom you sink it deeper into the shale" -- bow4meow

by tominhawaii on Jun 14, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

That was great!

Yeh…good ol Golden Earring…2 hit wonders. BTW…great pic of yourself….you are really rockin’ the ‘stach

"My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. Us kids would visit him in his cave. He would eat one of us from time to time. It wasn't till years later that we realized Uncle Caveman was a bear"

Jack Handy

by 92wastheyear on Jun 14, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up 0 recs

Thanks

It was from my bachelor party. I grew out my fingernails and mustache for it. The best man was supposed to arrange for everyone to grow one, but it only ended up being the two of us.

"lowest common denominator - every time I think you hit rock bottom you sink it deeper into the shale" -- bow4meow

by tominhawaii on Jun 14, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up 0 recs

Is that why you look so pizzed?

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Jun 14, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

Nah

That was at about 8 hours of drinking and the forth of fifth bar. For some reason we were in that sketchy steak place on Woodstock. I was just inebriated. We went to the Acropolis Steakhouse next then a Portland Beavers game, where I slept on the bleachers.

"lowest common denominator - every time I think you hit rock bottom you sink it deeper into the shale" -- bow4meow

by tominhawaii on Jun 14, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

I have been contemplateing

a take on Rudy done to the tune of Pretty Fly for a White Guy. I think that might have potential

"My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. Us kids would visit him in his cave. He would eat one of us from time to time. It wasn't till years later that we realized Uncle Caveman was a bear"

Jack Handy

by 92wastheyear on Jun 15, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up 0 recs

how is this ot?

blazers= the topic, right?

by Section323 on Jun 14, 2008 3:06 PM PDT 0 recs

I guess...wasn't a typical "Trade LMA for 5th Pick" in the draft post

so it is kinda off topic

"My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. Us kids would visit him in his cave. He would eat one of us from time to time. It wasn't till years later that we realized Uncle Caveman was a bear"

Jack Handy

by 92wastheyear on Jun 14, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah, no more

creative, original posts please. I come here for the incessant and inane trade proposals. Could you please stop bumping them off of the bottom of the FanPost list? Thanks.

by BlazersOrBust on Jun 14, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

YOU R INSAEN

NO WAY MILWAKEE TKES LMA FOR %5 DRAFT PIK STOPID!!111

Y WULD TEY?

DANYLO GALYNARIO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LMA!11

U R A DUM HOMR!1

m0r71m3r

by Mortimer on Jun 14, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up 0 recs

U R sooo WOTTD!!!!

LMA + CF + RF + JJ33 = Rosey + Hineylik dood!!! #1!!!

Ya! WTPH!!!! BOOCK IT!!!!!!!

"...and that loud noise you hear coming is the Portland Trailblazers." - Charles Barkley

by RebelRogue on Jun 14, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up 0 recs

WOW!

Mortimer and RebelRogue must have been trying out Tom’s drinking game! J/K

LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Jun 14, 2008 9:05 PM PDT 0 recs

Oops, I forgot to post about the song rewrite...

Hey 92wastheyear! Not bad! I have thought about rewriting a couple of old Scorpions tunes but I am not sure how many Bedgers would have an appreciation for that. What can I say I am just an old former headbanger from the 80’s.

LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Jun 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT 0 recs

rock it brotha!!

Bring “The Winds of Change” and “Rock us Like a Hurricane”

"My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. Us kids would visit him in his cave. He would eat one of us from time to time. It wasn't till years later that we realized Uncle Caveman was a bear"

Jack Handy

by 92wastheyear on Jun 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up 0 recs