Next Year's Center Tandem

Going to play guitar hero now. Seriously awesome.

I have never owned a BOC album and now I have to go find one

And they finished with a cover of that song, destroyed most of the stage, and went off.

“Godzilla” is the ringtone on my phone right now, but I’d switch it to this in a heartbeat. Nice work, just really well done.

when is freaking blazer mania really going to hit so the radio will play tunes like this?

And the maintenance booted it. I’m going to write my congressperson. Very entertaining.

I was bored…I just heard that song and had to do an Homage to our own “Big Monstas!!”. The photo was pretty much just junk that I whipped up using paint. Gregarious Rex looks real happy though. I hope Blazer mania does take hold enough to record something like this (I hope it is a rocker and not another lame rap number)

Tom…I am quite sorrowful that I didn’t get to see your post as it am sure it would have been a brilliant piece of work as always (which probably would have included a suggestion that Kelly Clarkson and Chris Daughtry cover this tune and have a really big hit with it).

Last night while playing Ultimate, I fell and broke my hand. My first thought went something like ow.ow.ow.
But while I was still sitting there on the ground I also thought, ooh, just like Joel.
What a doofus. Now I have a gigantic cast and have to type with my left hand.

This really should be played.

you might like this. It started as the premise that Hotel California wouldn’t have been such a big hit if it had been called Motel North Dakota. This is what insued:

The Motel South Dakota
Sung to the tune of Hotel California in the style of The Eagles

On a north plains highway, heater fan in my hair
Thick smell of french fry grease, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
There was a Denny’s on the right
There she stood in the doorway;
I should went to Taco Bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be real bad, I can tell by the smell
Then she picked up a menu and she showed me the way
There were voices down by the counter,
I thought I heard them say…

Across the street is the motel South Dakota
you can see Rushmore’s face
The ear needs replaced
Plenty of room at the motel South Dakota
Any time of year, you can wait till the nausea clears

Her mind is Grand-Slam twisted, the bacon makes you up-chuck
She got a sausage patty, that would work as a hockey puck
How they run for the bathroom, heads covered in sweat.
Some remember where it is, unfortunately some forget

So I called up the waitress
’please bring me my wine’
she said, ’we lost our liquor licence back in 1989
And still those voices are saying "go across the way",
since ya will be spewin’ till the middle of the night
you’re glad to hear them say…

Across the street is the motel South Dakota
you can see Rushmore’s face
The ear needs replaced
You’ll be heavin’ it up at the motel South Dakota
What a nice surprise, Pepto you can buy-s

Porcelin in stalls,
on the floor, linoleum
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own nauseum’
And in the banquet room,
They gathered for the steak
The try cut it with their rusty knives,
But they might as well used a rake

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I parked the car
’relax,’ said the night cook,
Even though you’re ‘bout lose all you ate.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you better clean your plate!