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Next Year's Center Tandem

Sung to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
Pryz swats Kobe's shot down

Delirious people on a lightrail train
Scream bug-eyed at the thought of them

G.O picks up Shaq and he throws him back down
As he wades through the league towards an NBA Crown

Oh no, they say they gonna blow!
G.O an' Przybilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes San Antone'
G.O an' Przybilla, yeah


News has spread of Gregarious Rex....
and terror he spreads and teams he wrecks !
The word is read that we he rests...
In comes Przy takin' care of the rest

G.O an' Przybilla!!!!!

Oh no, they say they gonna blow!
G.O an' Przybilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes San Antone'
G.O an' Przybilla, yeah

History shows again and again
The folly of tryin' to stop them


G.O an' Przybilla!

 

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Trex (via 92wastheyear)

OH!! Big Monstas!!!

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Going to play guitar hero now. Seriously awesome.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 6, 2008 10:44 PM PDT   0 recs

It almost wrote itself didn't it?

I have never owned a BOC album and now I have to go find one

by Honka Playboy on May 7, 2008 7:28 AM PDT   0 recs

BOC is one of my favorite all time bands.

Seen them in concert 5 times. However Godzilla is probably their weakest song. Done as a concession to the pop charts. Try Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll or ME262. That’s true Cult.

by timg56 on May 8, 2008 6:58 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I saw BOC 4 or 5 times in the late '70s and early '80s...

and I thought Godzilla was very enjoyable in concert. I know, it wasn’t the most musically sophisticated song, but it was a fun party song. Another great BOC song is Burnin’ for You – now that really rocks.

Good Times! Good Times!

LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on May 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I saw Smashing Pumpkins in a small club in '92.

And they finished with a cover of that song, destroyed most of the stage, and went off.

Blazers have a five-on-three...and they pull it back and wait for help.

by QualityPie on May 7, 2008 9:32 AM PDT   0 recs

Improvement

“Godzilla” is the ringtone on my phone right now, but I’d switch it to this in a heartbeat. Nice work, just really well done.

by Diesel10 on May 7, 2008 9:54 AM PDT   0 recs

so...

when is freaking blazer mania really going to hit so the radio will play tunes like this?

Here's to being hated. Come on #1 pick!

by ratbastird on May 7, 2008 11:32 AM PDT   0 recs

I wrote a comment last night

And the maintenance booted it. I’m going to write my congressperson. Very entertaining.

"Show some respect to this living legend, this hall of famer...Arvydas Sabonis." - Bill Walton

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2008 11:49 AM PDT   0 recs

Thanks for all the love

I was bored…I just heard that song and had to do an Homage to our own “Big Monstas!!”. The photo was pretty much just junk that I whipped up using paint. Gregarious Rex looks real happy though. I hope Blazer mania does take hold enough to record something like this (I hope it is a rocker and not another lame rap number)

Tom…I am quite sorrowful that I didn’t get to see your post as it am sure it would have been a brilliant piece of work as always (which probably would have included a suggestion that Kelly Clarkson and Chris Daughtry cover this tune and have a really big hit with it).

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2008 6:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Nah

It wasn’t anything spectacular. I linked the YouTube video of the song so people could listen as they read along. When I hit “post” the website said it was doing maintenance for the next 4 hours, so I watched The Daily Show instead. You could probably rewrite “Dracula” by Gorillaz with Pryzbilla too.

"Show some respect to this living legend, this hall of famer...Arvydas Sabonis." - Bill Walton

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ok...but what about the Daughtry/Clarkson duet

That should get some traction I would think .lol

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The could sing anything

And it would be spectacular.

My dark horse is still in it.

"Show some respect to this living legend, this hall of famer...Arvydas Sabonis." - Bill Walton

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Last night while playing Ultimate, I fell and broke my hand. My first thought went something like ow.ow.ow.
But while I was still sitting there on the ground I also thought, ooh, just like Joel.
What a doofus. Now I have a gigantic cast and have to type with my left hand.

by Section323 on May 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

You can write 'Sabonis4ever' on it

And pretend like I signed it if you want. I’ll look past the copyright law.

It’s going to be an extra long summer for you with that itchy cast on. Thats why I stick to disk golf. But at least you can say, “I’m on the Bedge injured list”

by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me too

Pretend I wrote, “Monkeys always look” on it.

"Show some respect to this living legend, this hall of famer...Arvydas Sabonis." - Bill Walton

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Count me in.

“Everything’s all right… er, left.”

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus

by T Darkstar on May 7, 2008 9:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

the kid next to me got a green cast

they didn’t offer me any colors, but your sentiments will show up better on white anyway.

by Section323 on May 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Thats ausome.

This really should be played.

In the NBA, on the other hand, the vast majority of NBA championships are won by teams led by a player who would be considered the best player in the league at the time, or among the top three players in the league at the time.

CP3+ODEN=DYNASTY

As the great Vonnegut said, more or less... "You are what you pretend to be, so you must be very careful what you pretend to be."

by timbo on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 AM PDT

by ptwnblzr on May 8, 2008 1:55 PM PDT   0 recs

If you like that one

you might like this. It started as the premise that Hotel California wouldn’t have been such a big hit if it had been called Motel North Dakota. This is what insued:

The Motel South Dakota
Sung to the tune of Hotel California in the style of The Eagles

On a north plains highway, heater fan in my hair
Thick smell of french fry grease, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
There was a Denny’s on the right
There she stood in the doorway;
I should went to Taco Bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be real bad, I can tell by the smell
Then she picked up a menu and she showed me the way
There were voices down by the counter,
I thought I heard them say…

Across the street is the motel South Dakota
you can see Rushmore’s face
The ear needs replaced
Plenty of room at the motel South Dakota
Any time of year, you can wait till the nausea clears

Her mind is Grand-Slam twisted, the bacon makes you up-chuck
She got a sausage patty, that would work as a hockey puck
How they run for the bathroom, heads covered in sweat.
Some remember where it is, unfortunately some forget

So I called up the waitress
’please bring me my wine’
she said, ’we lost our liquor licence back in 1989
And still those voices are saying "go across the way",
since ya will be spewin’ till the middle of the night
you’re glad to hear them say…

Across the street is the motel South Dakota
you can see Rushmore’s face
The ear needs replaced
You’ll be heavin’ it up at the motel South Dakota
What a nice surprise, Pepto you can buy-s

Porcelin in stalls,
on the floor, linoleum
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own nauseum’
And in the banquet room,
They gathered for the steak
The try cut it with their rusty knives,
But they might as well used a rake

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I parked the car
’relax,’ said the night cook,
Even though you’re ‘bout lose all you ate.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you better clean your plate!

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT   0 recs

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