(OT) Unofficial Impersonation Contest Results Show!

by T Darkstar on May 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT Comment 27 comments

This three hour Results Show is brought to you by Spirit Mountain Casino. And since there's only about fifteen minutes of actual program, the rest of the time is spent in commercial advertising.

Earlier, the results of the secondary contest were announced, and since nearly everyone impersonated (except me) had the same number of entries, all who were honored win the prize: the title "Unofficial Blazer's Edge co-Favorite Personality"

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But now on to the big prize. Who will win the title "Unofficial Blazer's Edge Masked Persona," along with the accompanying caricature of Coach Nate, so generously supplied by Amlmart1?

Coming in with one singular point are the following posters:

Amlmart1

Lizzy Lowblow

Mortimer

T Darkstar

Ironically, these single points came as the contestants deemed that the judges should get an honorary point, since they cannot earn points while judging. But one point was not enough to win the contest. Some managed to earn three times as many, which is, namely, three points.

PrezofDeath

Bfan

TominHawaii

Congratulations to these fine contestants for their hard work and dedication.

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Three points is good, it was not good enough. Even better than three points is five points, and the following posters earned that many.

JTDuck22

92wastheyear

Section323

That brings us to our final two. And we'll find out who won after this...

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After all the impersonations, all the judging, and all the replies, two were left standing at the end of the day. Jksnake99 and AnntheFan.

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With six points...

Jksnake99...

you did not win.

AnntheFan wins! With nine points, AnntheFan has won the title of "Unofficial Blazer's Edge Masked Persona," and the caricature of Coach Nate!

"I knew you could do it Annie!" -Nate McMillan

Congratulations AnntheFan!

And thank you to all who participated in both the judging and the impersonating! I think a good time was had by all, and maybe someday, someday we'll all meet again. Also, thanks to Dave and Blazers' Edge for hosting this contest, and Amlmart1 for the tangible prize.

Until next time, this has been T Darkstar, and thank you for watching the Unofficial Blazers' Edge Impersonation Contest. Good night!

Poll

Did you enjoy the Unofficial Blazers' Edge Impersonation Contest?

Yes, it was a lot of fun to see who did what.

19 votes

No, it just wasted valuable space we could have spent talking about basketball.

5 votes

24 votes | Poll has closed

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Hey Annie, congratutalions.

I have not yet the caricature to send you, but Luis promised to ship it tomorrow. I tell you something when I get it.

He sent the work process, so here it go

Of those powders these muds went out.

by amlmart1 on May 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He reminds me of Mr Toad

from wind in the willows.

Here's to being hated. Come on #1 pick!

by ratbastird on May 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you Amlmart. I like seeing the progression and I've added it to my screensaver. Do you need my address?

"We comin along." Travis Outlaw

by annthefan on May 18, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I still have your adress.

It never rains for everibody´s pleasure.

by amlmart1 on May 18, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm

Stalker?

Hello, I am tominhawaii, think of me as the irritating tobacco ads of Blazer's Edge.

by tominhawaii on May 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cletus, I think the corn is following us

One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season

"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus

by T Darkstar on May 19, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congratulations, T Dakstar.

Wonderful, really wonderful idea and nice execution.

You have won the title of “Unofficial Contest Organizer”.

Of those powders these muds went out.

by amlmart1 on May 18, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

All these titles being won

I wish the Blazers were in the playoffs. Good job all around. The Bedge is Lebron of the blog world.

"I never worried if there would be an earthquake or something in Oregon, but now I can do." amlmart1

by Sabonis4Ever on May 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOO HOOOO

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DID IT!!!!!

Juan Dixon Owes Me $5 Dollars.

by Outlaw is Rejector on May 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And, in post-show comments by the winner:

I want to thank everyone, all my team mates for their support and hard play. Without you, and you know who you are, I could never have acheived this honor. And Nate will be a welcome addition to my pantheon of players. Travis and Sergio have been running all over the wall behind my lil desk, when they think I’m not looking, playing practical jokes on the other stuff hanging there and it’s getting out of hand. I need Nate to keep them on task and to keep them from teasing the rest of the stuff before it goes and hangs somewhere else.
And I want to thank all my worthy competitors for competing, completing and not defeating me. And if it hadn’t been for the urging of my mentor, Elizabeth “The Lizzard” Lowblow, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Thanks Bedgers. You’re all winners in my book.

"We comin along." Travis Outlaw

by annthefan on May 18, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorry 'bout dat

heehee

"Lenny Suckerpunch Never bet on me" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on May 18, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't remember what this was from

“In a way you won….in a more accurate way ..you lost”

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congratulatins

I guess you are officially the star of our team. I’ll be the Rashard Lewis of the lizzards. Not the best player, but I have a max contract.

If it fills a need, if it fills a rebuilding situation. And my goal is to fill and rebuild and I am not going to be shortsighted.
- Isiah Thomas

by JTDuck22 on May 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll be Keith Van Horn

"I never worried if there would be an earthquake or something in Oregon, but now I can do." amlmart1

by Sabonis4Ever on May 18, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I got picked up on a 10 day contract

does that make me Luke Schensher?

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on May 18, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry man. I forgot you were a lizzard.

I guess we have a pretty nice big three. I’ve been demoted to third best player, but even that is questionable because we have lizzy.

If it fills a need, if it fills a rebuilding situation. And my goal is to fill and rebuild and I am not going to be shortsighted.
- Isiah Thomas

by JTDuck22 on May 19, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ack! I misspelled achieved!

"We comin along." Travis Outlaw

by annthefan on May 18, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I hate that

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"A Dbl Shot O' Whiskey & A Pitcher O' Beearr" - BoilerMaker (It's Game Time Baby, see Ya Again, 'n the Second Half)

by BlueBooYay on May 18, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha Ha

I’m hungry.too bad FTW wasn’t around to approve his name. He would have been fun. Congratulations AnndaFan.

Hello, I am tominhawaii, think of me as the irritating tobacco ads of Blazer's Edge.

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Timbo and fatty

would have been great.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on May 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

Good point. People have impersonated Fatty before, but if he doesn’t come here, and found it, he might think we were picking on him. Want to see my impersonation of Dave.

Blazer, coaches, and stuff, yadda, yadda, yadda.

- Dave

Pretty good huh?

Hello, I am tominhawaii, think of me as the irritating tobacco ads of Blazer's Edge.

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too much gumption

Not enough moxie

"I never worried if there would be an earthquake or something in Oregon, but now I can do." amlmart1

by Sabonis4Ever on May 18, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats Ann.

Well deserved. I won Around the Horn but couldn’t pull off the double. Honestly, I don’t think I deserved as many points as I got in this impersonation contest.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on May 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Moxie balls to Ann

Congrats

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BTW.....I demand a recount

I think I ended up with way to many points

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 19, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, Aren't you "Special"

HeHe

"Always Willing, Ever Able" - rivbike.com
"A Dbl Shot O' Whiskey & A Pitcher O' Beearr" - BoilerMaker (It's Game Time Baby, see Ya Again, 'n the Second Half)

by BlueBooYay on May 19, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs