So yesterday while I was writing a letter to a 16 year old girl from the mainland, I got really hungry. I decided to walk down to the ABC store near my apartment to get some chocolate covered macadamia nuts. I got the nuts and something to drink then joined the checkout line. The man behind me said he thought my mullet was weird, so I told him that I really liked his comb over. I got to the front of the line and paid for the junk I bought then left the store. When I got home Carlos greeted me with a meow which caused my dog to jump up and chase the cat. They looked like they were having fun so I chased the dog. The three of us ran around until eight o’ clock when I went to watch American Idol. I watched AI then went to work. I would conclude my story but I don’t feel like it.

Predicting before a player has played an NBA game is ever so hard. Harder than predicting AI. I am a little worried about the TIH stat, as everyone knows that 52 will be a liability in 2008-09. Look out, though, in 2009-2010, Greg will be da kine. Especially if he grows a mullet, which he probably will after I send a text to Kevin Pritchard.

The other day I was on a hike and I farted. It made me thing of the Bedge. Khara thinks that’s weird, but she’s used to it by now. It also made me think of this song.

Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I found a message in a bottle?

—Say “humuhumu” “humuhumu,”
Say “nukunuku” “nukunuku,”
Say “apua`a” “apua`a,”
Humuhumunukunukuapua`a

Greg will be fine.

Now that is taken care of….who would win a fist fight between Fantasia and Harry Potter? I think it would be Fantasia since she is bigger than Harry Potter. But you can’t hit a dude with glasses so that could tip the scales in favor of Harry.

Also I was having a little problem with my ….umm…digestive system…..so anyway I got some Exlax ( the chocolate kind) and I opened the package when I realized that I needed something to drink and went and got my drinky and when I came back to get the exlax it was gone. It seems my cat ate it all and then crawled into my bed…..so that is why I need a new house.

anyway…Aloha brudders an sistas.

I have lived in Hawaii with my wife, Khara, since 2005. This summer was the first time I have seen a 7 foot tall TrailBlazer biking around the islands. I considered giving Greg a box of macadamia nuts but decided to leave the big fella alone. I can tell you that his knee looked fine, though Greg did look pretty funny riding a bike. I guess they don’t make bikes in his size.

We don’t know how good Greg will be yet, but we must sit back and enjoy the journey.

Aloha.
-Tom

You play to win the game!

Not one mention of Jarrett Jack’s butt.

I’m really disappointed, forlorn, forsaken, and heartbroken.

Finally Luis Argote made the caricature of Nate. I think it would be nice to send it as this contest prize. I´ll wait to see if T Darkstar agree. You can watch Nate caricature in a recent fanshoot exposure.

AAARRRGGGOOOOOOOOOOTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

Today on my way to work, I needed a little pick-me-up,
so I stopped at the local Authentic Hawaiian Shave Ice
stand. Since I was feeling nostalgic, about spring in
Oregon, I asked the guy behind the counter, who was a native,
for a quince shave ice. He said they didn’t have quince shave ice
and gave me the stink eye so I knew I had made a stupid
hoale mistake. I got a pumpkin juice shave ice instead.
Greg Oden is going to make, a big difference next year.

“Reality is for people who can’t handle Blazers Edge.” – MiledAnimal
tominhawaii

Not only did I see him ditching the mohawk for mullet extensions, obviously worth and extra 5 points and 2 boards a game, but his jersey number, when the digits are added is 5+2 = 7,and when you take that number and account for the fact that his college number was 20, first digit 2, you must put two 7’s side-by-side, yielding 77, aka the year the Blazers won the NBA Championship. Now if you take that same number 20 and divide it by the two we used earlier, you get 10, or the number of fingers Greg has, which coincidentally when added to the first digit of his current jersey, 5, yields the equation 10+5= 15, or the number of rings Oden will have by the time his career is finished.

I have to say prezofdeath took tominhawaii and made him his own. I really love how he used math. I think prezofdeath really did his homework, and I’m so proud of him.

Prezofdeath, you really are a superstar.

This is your moment.

to have been selected. Can thou crown me as the unofficial Tominhawaii clone?