OT: Dear Tom,

by jorga on May 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT

I read your personal ad/profile and do not understand one of your acronyms. You state that you are looking for a PTF and since it has been many years since I have read the personals, I am unclear about the meaning.

My first thoughts was Part-time Female ... as often in my employment I have seen PT used for "part time", but this didn't make too much sense.

Pretty tall female? You did say you liked your basketball players tall, so why not your females. But how tall is "pretty" tall?

Partially tame female? Somehow this seemed to be the most logical...

OTOH, I have to mention that I am typing this while trying to look around a Purring Tawny Feline. So now I am confused. Please enlighten.

[Signed]

Curious

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I want to love you

(PTF)
part-time female
you need some lovin’ (TLC)
tender lovin’ care
and I’ll take you there

by abdelnaby on May 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT 0 recs

Jorga

The thumbnail version of your picture looks like a cat in a rowboat.

BLZRS FRVR

by nightbluefruit on May 14, 2008 5:02 PM PDT 0 recs

that would make sense

since cats dont like the H2o

If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?

by bow4meow on May 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up 0 recs

Pregnant Tranny Female

I think it’s beautiful that Tom knows exactly what he likes, and isn’t afraid to search for it. So many people out there hide their true yearnings even from themself, and don’t admit how much they like to just enjoy the company of transgendered pregnant teens. There’s more of us than you think, by the by.

OR, its Pre-Teen Females. After his note in a bottle escapade, this is possible.

Pumpkin Tushied Foxes? Pumpkins are nice and round but have those lines that wouldn’t translate well to a real live female bottom.

Portland Trail-Faker? Paul Tonkin Forever, Ron Tonkins son?

Ok, now I’m not sure either. You inscrutible son of a biscuit!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 14, 2008 5:05 PM PDT 0 recs

You Crazy Kids

You need to look inside the box. I’ll give you a hint. The first word is Portland.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 5:13 PM PDT 0 recs

Hmm

Maybe I should change it to PTBF. I was cheesing when I wrote that.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up 0 recs

You live in Hawaii

so i guess you are looking for another Portland Trail Blazer Fan

If it fills a need, if it fills a rebuilding situation. And my goal is to fill and rebuild and I am not going to be shortsighted.
- Isiah Thomas

by JTDuck22 on May 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

That's it

I need to go back and read what I wrote. There is chrisinhawaii at Mike Barrett’s blog. He works at the airport here. I chatted with him a long time ago on O-Live.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

yea and maybe youre just trying to throw us off

when I perused his auto figured it meant …. nah I dont wanna get banned yet

If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?

by bow4meow on May 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

I fixed it

It was for Portland Trailblazers Fan. I changed it to Portland Trail Blazers Fan. Now I have to come up with something else.

There are a lot of cat photos in people avatars. When it gets slow, I’m going to ask about them. Jorga’s cat looks huge.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 9:56 PM PDT 0 recs

Dear Jorga

Mind if I steal your thread? Is anyone else watching Byron Scott get out coached by Gregg Popovich? And why does Popovich have three G’s in his first name?

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2008 8:19 PM PDT 0 recs

His real 1st name is.....

....Greggoliviskgjjjkz.

P.S. His last name was originally Smith

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

there's a lot of those eastern euro folks in the nba

I got one of those last names myself.

I always thought it would be cool to be a pro athlete cause then people could pronounce it.

by Section323 on May 15, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

lol....I am proud that I put in

3 consecutive “J”s in one

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 15, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

You stole my thread!

You stole my thread
And broke my heart.
How can I live
Now we’re apart?

"As far as having a chip on our shoulder - we all have that." Martell Webster, May 15, 2008.

by jorga on May 16, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up 0 recs

I didn't mean too

I was just trying to keep it alive. I am ever so sorry.

Oh where oh were could my Jscot be
The cops took him away from me
He's gone to prison so I've got to be good
So I can see my Jscot when I'll leave this blog

by tominhawaii on May 16, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up 0 recs

Stealing Again

Stupid Lakers!

Oh where oh were could my Jscot be
The cops took him away from me
He's gone to prison so I've got to be good
So I can see my Jscot when I'll leave this blog

by tominhawaii on May 16, 2008 10:31 PM PDT 0 recs