(OT) In Honor of Ann the Fan

As long as Travis’s asthma is under control, I think next year will be even better than this one for young Travis. Those of you talking about trading Travis, we will not even think about that.

Oh, my, there go the game.

If you watch, you know my boy Travis always improves when he focuses on one skill at a time, like his jump shot last year. This year, I think he will focus on driving to the hoop more, and he’ll be even better for the Blazers. All the people who say he’s going to be traded will be relieved he’s still a Blazer. hehe.

“We comin’ along.”

he he. Travis isn’t going anywhere. He upped his game big time last year, and he has the coolest accent on the team. I also think we should fire Rebecca Harlow because she likes Trav.

“We comin’ along” -Travis Outlaw

Snicklefritchs all around. I think that my sweet T-bone ( I like to call Travis T-bone because of his lovely bone structure) will rapidly become the face (and the body) of the franchise. I think T-bone will spend most if not all the summer workin on his catch phrases (like “There go the game”). One thing at a time is his motto. My boy Travis better be here next year or I will ”#25” all of you misogynists.

hehe

In the Indy Star:

“Portland’s been awesome with the support they’ve shown me. Even knowing I wasn’t going to play this year, they’ve been there for me every step of the way.”—The Indianapolis Star

I need to stay up late so I can go first. I’ve done been out Anned. Let me try this.

I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for Travis ‘cause me so corny.
Oh, so corny….Ohh, so corny…Ohh, so corny.
Me love Trav love time.
Oh, so corny….Ohh, so corny….Ohh, so corny.
Me love Trav long time.

Nah, I’m just playing with you all. Ann would say something like this:

Aweeeeee! #25’s role is to be my favorite player next season and forever! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ain’t a good imitator, so I won’t try, but I think everyone needs to add a heaping tablespoon of pure MOXIE to their posts to adequately reflect the moxie AnntheFan lovingly instills into each and every post.

Moxie is an intangible asset that doesn’t show up on the stat sheet!

Moxie!

Mortimer

Therefore, annthefan is my mom. Why did you give me up for adoption?

1 bfan…............. He’s concise and he captured the essence of my most
frequent comments perfectly.
#2 section323….... She mentioned Travis’ asthma which I’m known to fuss over
and she gently chided people for Travis trade talk.
#3 Mr. inHawaii…... He was able to restrain himself and used a “c” instead of an
“h” because he knows that I feel about Travis as I would an
innocent foundling plopped on the steps of the local library in 32
degree weather. It’s Rudy who rings my chimes.
And also because I’m soft-hearted and I don’t want
Tom to feel neglected.

Really? I thought I’d be easy. – annthefan