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(OT) In Honor of Ann the Fan

Well, our second round is nearly completed, and awaits Lizzy Lowblow's judgment. Who will win the redundant title of "Unofficial Blazer's Edge Masked Persona?" Official rules can be found here.

Update

Point totals as of Wednesday morning

AnntheFan - 4 points

92wastheyear - 3 points

JTDuck22 - 3 points

Jksnake99 - 2 points

Up today is Ann the Fan. It is your job to do your best impersonation of our favorite Travis Outlaw fan by answering this question: "What is Travis' role next season?" And tomorrow morning, or whenever Ann gets around to it, the judgment will be pronounced. Good luck to all!

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He he

As long as Travis’s asthma is under control, I think next year will be even better than this one for young Travis. Those of you talking about trading Travis, we will not even think about that.

Oh, my, there go the game.

by Section323 on May 14, 2008 8:03 AM PDT   0 recs

ah, shoot

that was supposed to be italic not bold. Technical foul me.

by Section323 on May 14, 2008 8:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh well

Except for the tech foul, you pretty much nailed it.

by Corvid on May 14, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Travis is staying put

If you watch, you know my boy Travis always improves when he focuses on one skill at a time, like his jump shot last year. This year, I think he will focus on driving to the hoop more, and he’ll be even better for the Blazers. All the people who say he’s going to be traded will be relieved he’s still a Blazer. hehe.

“We comin’ along.”

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on May 14, 2008 8:33 AM PDT   0 recs

#25 is the bomb

he he. Travis isn’t going anywhere. He upped his game big time last year, and he has the coolest accent on the team. I also think we should fire Rebecca Harlow because she likes Trav.

“We comin’ along” -Travis Outlaw

If it fills a need, if it fills a rebuilding situation. And my goal is to fill and rebuild and I am not going to be shortsighted.
- Isiah Thomas

by JTDuck22 on May 14, 2008 8:39 AM PDT   0 recs

Hello all

Snicklefritchs all around. I think that my sweet T-bone ( I like to call Travis T-bone because of his lovely bone structure) will rapidly become the face (and the body) of the franchise. I think T-bone will spend most if not all the summer workin on his catch phrases (like “There go the game”). One thing at a time is his motto. My boy Travis better be here next year or I will ”#25” all of you misogynists.

hehe

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 14, 2008 8:39 AM PDT   0 recs

Acording to Mort

This post needed more moxie. Soooooo…..I am adding moxie balls deep fried in moxie oil and sprinked with powdered moxie.!! plop!!

All fixed Morty

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" Robert A. Heinlein

by 92wastheyear on May 14, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mmm

I like my moxie balls with butter.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn

That was a lot of moxie!

I couldn’t be that moxie on the moxiest day of my life with an electrified moxieing machine!

MOXIE! And Gumption!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 14, 2008 6:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mmmm, moxie

You all got me in the mood for moxie, so I ran to New Seasons, and whadda ya know, there’s a sale on moxie. They didn’t mention it in the circular or the stat sheet, but there it was, in the produce section, organic moxie. If there’s anything Travis specializes in, it’s organic moxie—the Memphis game being the primo example. Of course, he pretty good at Gumption, too.

by Corvid on May 14, 2008 9:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Because this is OT and I don't know where else to put it, nice quote from GO

In the Indy Star:

“Portland’s been awesome with the support they’ve shown me. Even knowing I wasn’t going to play this year, they’ve been there for me every step of the way.”—The Indianapolis Star

by leeroyjenkins on May 14, 2008 9:11 AM PDT   0 recs

Jeepers

I need to stay up late so I can go first. I’ve done been out Anned. Let me try this.

I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for Travis ‘cause me so corny.
Oh, so corny….Ohh, so corny…Ohh, so corny.
Me love Trav love time.
Oh, so corny….Ohh, so corny….Ohh, so corny.
Me love Trav long time.

Nah, I’m just playing with you all. Ann would say something like this:

Aweeeeee! #25’s role is to be my favorite player next season and forever! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 1:14 PM PDT   0 recs

P.S.

I do not think Ann is corny, it’s the only word on RhymeZone that was a suitable replacement.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

thorny

like roses. rose city.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 14, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I should have called you first, that wasn't an option

link

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 14, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rhyme zone. Hah

You gots to learnz yo skillz on da streets. I’m keepin’ it real. Straight off the block here in Garden Home.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 14, 2008 11:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I no can help

I stay old school

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2008 12:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

MORE MOXIE PLEASE!

I ain’t a good imitator, so I won’t try, but I think everyone needs to add a heaping tablespoon of pure MOXIE to their posts to adequately reflect the moxie AnntheFan lovingly instills into each and every post.

Moxie is an intangible asset that doesn’t show up on the stat sheet!

Moxie!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 14, 2008 1:21 PM PDT   0 recs

My mom's favorite player is Travis

Therefore, annthefan is my mom. Why did you give me up for adoption?

by Sabonis4Ever on May 14, 2008 1:44 PM PDT   0 recs

And the winners are
1 bfan…............. He’s concise and he captured the essence of my most
frequent comments perfectly.
#2 section323….... She mentioned Travis’ asthma which I’m known to fuss over
and she gently chided people for Travis trade talk.
#3 Mr. inHawaii…... He was able to restrain himself and used a “c” instead of an
“h” because he knows that I feel about Travis as I would an
innocent foundling plopped on the steps of the local library in 32
degree weather. It’s Rudy who rings my chimes.
And also because I’m soft-hearted and I don’t want
Tom to feel neglected.

"We comin along." Travis Outlaw

by annthefan on May 15, 2008 1:30 AM PDT   0 recs

Woo, I rule!

You were the hardest so far. You use so many one liners, it’s hard to cram all that fun into one line.

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

New Signature

Really? I thought I’d be easy. – annthefan

"Reality is for people who can't handle Blazers Edge." - MiledAnimal

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2008 4:47 PM PDT   0 recs

You stinker!

"We comin along." Travis Outlaw

by annthefan on May 15, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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