(OT) In Honor of Lizzy Lowblow

Did ya hear bout OJ Mayo?
A friend gave him some dough
The NCAA said “NO!”
and now the beaves may have won some games.

Linksys: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=3390757&sportCat=ncb

I hope Mr. Mayo doesn’t git his other friend OJ to do his business for him

“Lenny Suckerpunch never bet on me!”~Lizzy “the Lizzard” Lowblow

No fair getting Lizzy to respond for you!

Nice job!

We gonna be goin’ all the way!

The Lizard has spoke!

Huffin’ ‘n puffin’
Scootin’ and tootin’
Climbin’ the hill.
Peddled my bike across the Yukon once!
Popped a tire on a pop top.
They’ll be ups and down but our boys gotta keeps their eye on the prize.
Coach Nate will steer ‘em in the right direction.
KP will keep ‘em supplied.
Gotta keep on pumpin’ towards the goal.
Lotta twists an’ turns ahead.
In the end, they’ll reach the peak ‘er scenic lookout.

We are on the road to some championships. Gonna get us some rings baby,
gonna get us some rings. Gotta get a couple things squared away this year but we on the way.
Gonna fuel those Blazer boys wit my famous red-n-black bean pie cuz thats gonna keep ‘em runnin
up and down that court, dribblin that ball, makin them baskets sing tuuunes
of rapture as they swish them balls right through. Ooh, we gonna do
it baby and we gonna do it in the nex 3 years. In the mean time I’ma jump on ole
Blue and peddle my butt down to the corner grocery and pick me up some o’
that Neeeeehalem Niagra before the NO/SA game starts. Come on an join me
“At The Hive” or at “Pounding The Rock” an we can keep an eye on the competition.
Linky at the bottom o’ the Bedge main page, just scroooll down, baby.

Sittin’ back wit ma Bedgsters, ready to go. Gots me some chili ‘n a dbl shot o’ Tillimook sharp, a bunch o’ cold ones in the fridge.

We Are Ready for some serious ballin’. Boys’ re gonna look good tonight., book it. The Lizzard has spoken. It’s time for rings. Yessirs, I LUVS me some rings.

Go Balzers!

we’ll be lying in the weeds
and pickin’ up the seeds
snapping at the sheets
an singin in the rain
when the rest of the league is screaming in pain
(oh I lost my remote)
there it is by the goat
Hey don eat that!!

Game time …the Lizzard has speaked

Ok ….now it is me 92. I didn’t really know know how to go about imitating Lizzy. Mostly what I remember about those posts was that it seemed like a bunch of random stuff with a little Blazers in the middle part. So that was what I tried.

No offense intended ^^

The sun sets in the Pacific Ocean
Thanks for all the thoughts
and T Darkstars honor

I will always enjoy ya BEdgers energy
along with our Blazer Boys

In the meantime, an song
to get us thru the night
and down the road, Tomorrow

I’m ridin’ in the rain
Just ridin’ in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark all about
The sun’s in my heart
Gots the "Redhopper" out
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I ride through the dawn
With my Rain Chaps on
Just ridin’,
ridin’ in the rain

Revealin’ “The Red Hopper”
Lizzy’s “Work Crummie”

The Lizard will come
Judgin’ all
Some will Raise
Some will fall
When the “Lizard” comes around

Who could win? All are good. Corvid said “Go Balzers”, which I was waiting for someone to do. JTduck also was listening to the Farmers Pre-game show and updating the gameday thread with what the radio is saying, and went hardcore with a Lizard picture for his icon… TiH was spot on, as was Ann and Jksnake99… I don’t envy you, Lizzy Lowblow! You’re bound to make enemies with several loyal Bedgers, so choose wisely.

Choose those you know you can destroy as the non-winners, and make the ones who can grant you political privileges as the top 3. You’ll soon have your every wish fulfilled and the Blazers start a 10 year dynasty that only ends because a meteor hit the Earth, causing a lockout-esque mini season with no playoffs. After the dust settles and the dead are accounted for, the Blazers begin their next run of consecutive championships that last for 5 more years. Then, we win the lottery and are back on the fast track to excellence.

All cuz of who you pick, Lizzy! Now keep in mind, the meteor is gonna hit us one way or another, so don’t think you can avoid killing billions by not choosing a winner. By choosing correctly, you at least let us enjoy 10 great Blazer seasons until the semi-tragedy happens (semi-tragic because only LA and some loser countries are hit by the meteor).

On this, all depends.

Mortimer

First; JTDuck22 – For using the “Lizards” icon

Second; annethefan – Consistency Baby, Consistency

Thurd; jksnake99 – Short and to the point

Total bias for my Teammies makes it easy.

Lizards Rule, Skins drool

*Oh I think that’s spelled BLAZERS, Bud. hehe

“The Team with Caricature!”