fatty sighting?

by Ojala John on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT

Is our boy back?

I think brandon roy and sf rudy at sg and la at pf and oden at center best pg is terry porter hands down mybe the blazers could put a deal to get rose in the draft with trading raef and are back up pg and a good backup player to let go of some log jam at sf spot not sure if a team would do the trade but sounds like a good trade to me if rose is as good as everyone is saying

by broy on May 10, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

See halfway down Dave's piece on the summer of PGs.

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Nah

I think it might be a prodigy. I trust Fatty may come here to read but he won’t post until his year is up. I referenced John Nash when I replied to him. I was talking about the guy from A Beautiful Mind. Seriously, if you watched that movie. Imagine what he would do with something like that.

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by tominhawaii on May 12, 2008 9:33 PM PDT 0 recs

Not decisive enough

Fatty does not dwell on possibilities, or maybes, or ‘perhaps’ a team would take this deal or ‘if a player is as good as they say he is’. Fatty already KNOWS the answer, KNOWS how good a player or team will be and KNOWS what deal would be taken. There’s no doubt this was written in a similar style to Fatty, but the approach just doesn’t ring Fatty-esque to me.

You can rest assured that Fatty has decided how good Rose will be, and what it would take to get him (aside from winning the lottery). In fact, Fatty knows if we are winning the lottery or not. Fatty is just right, and he knows he is.

Unless Fatty has gone soft…. nahhhh. Fatty shall be Fatty till the end of time, when Oden returns from the right hand of God to deliver the Blazer faithful to their own special section of Heaven.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 12, 2008 9:44 PM PDT 0 recs

agreed

Not once in that post does the phrase “book it” appear. In conclusion, the post was not written by Fatty.

Book it.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on May 12, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

You're all convincing.

Shall Broy then be known then as Son of fatty?

Perfect practice makes perfect.

by Ojala John on May 12, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

My bad.

broy, not Broy, appropriately enough.

Perfect practice makes perfect.

by Ojala John on May 12, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

I don't think fatty would

Have believed that we could get “rose in the draft with trading raef and are back up pg and a good backup player”. He was a little smarter than that.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 12, 2008 11:34 PM PDT 0 recs

It's funny remembering how he got banned

like it was yesterday…Hope all is well bud. only a couple more months… you didn’t miss much… next year should be much better… Hell, we’ll still be playing this time next year …or I’ll ban myself for a year and one month…book that

uwe blab

by midget on May 13, 2008 12:56 AM PDT 0 recs

He didn't get banned.

And I can’t get too excited wondering about when he may come back.

by timg56 on May 13, 2008 6:45 AM PDT up 0 recs

barkdust

smells good.

sometimes.

Everytime Raef checks into a game, an angel gets its wings.

by Outlaw is Rejector on May 13, 2008 3:22 AM PDT 0 recs

I've threatened to go off-topic like this before.

But wow. Just, wow. I don’t even know what to do with that one.

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by T Darkstar on May 13, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up 0 recs

My Wife

Loves the smell of gasoline.

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by tominhawaii on May 13, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up 0 recs

Gasoline smell like

VICTORY.

Of those powders these muds went out.

by amlmart1 on May 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up 0 recs

This reminds me a recent conversation

We were eating lunch and a friend was talking about why she was a vegetarian. She expressed the belief that the animals know they are about to be killed and are afraid. Another friend pipes in: “That is my favorite part of the hamburger….....the fear!” and follows it up with this (while taking a bite) : “mmmm… you can really taste the fear!”

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by 92wastheyear on May 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

a lot of times

it smells just like poo

by pualo on May 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

Oh Yeah

Take a trip out in West Eugene past Rexius and the smell of poo is comparable to Lubbock, Texas. That entire town smells like poo, it is surrounded by cattle ranches.

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by tominhawaii on May 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

umm, he did got banned. He banned himself

uwe blab

by midget on May 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT 0 recs

That's a LIL' different though

Being banned because of poor behavior is one thing, keeping yourself from posting on Blazers Edge because your prediction was wrong is another. Self banishment is an okay way to describe it, but to say he got banned paints the wrong picture and uses a frame of LIES on the painting of dishonesty.

I like Fatty, and I hope all is well with him. Take care out there, Baron Von Fattenstein!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

"......a frame of LIES on the painting of dishonesty"

That is an ok turn of phrase but I think I prefer the following:

"..... a hot dog bun of DECEIT wrapped around a wiener of duplicity"

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by 92wastheyear on May 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah

I kinda funked it up, I like yours better… except a hot dog filled with lies still prolly tastes good. Raccoon tails and hobo boot leather counts as a lie in an ‘all meat’ hot dog, but with some onions n’ ketchup and whatever else ya like, the lie goes down deliciously!

Morty-murr

by Mortimer on May 13, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

I just wanted to use the word Wiener

in a post. It is a lifelong dream of mine

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by 92wastheyear on May 13, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

I like how you had to

capitalize the word.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah

I didn’t get it at first, then I realized he was actually making a reference to French pianist and composer Jean Wiener.

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by tominhawaii on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

Jeeaaannn.........!!!

Weeeiiinnneeerrrr….......!!!

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by BlueBooYay on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

Timing

It’s all ‘bout where ya hang, Baby!

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by BlueBooYay on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up 0 recs

Jean Wiener was pianist?

I thought he invented the sausage casing?

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by 92wastheyear on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think...

...that was Phil.

Mr. Uranus hadda do sumtin’ w/all tha crap!

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by BlueBooYay on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up 0 recs