I am predicting a news report soon that a man has been arrested for stalking Greg Oden. No, means no, Tom. He doesn’t want any pineapple.

He’s on the Big Island. I can’t stalk him. He can go to Kona Brewery, they got ono grindz. He could also get some Big Island Candies. They have some awesome cookies. I worked for a guy who was running for congress, and his campaign manager sent us a few boxes of boxes, to give them out at our wedding. Kona Cookies are really good too, and always a hit among the locals.

He is also close to black, green, and red sand beaches. I’ve only been the the black sand beaches. He should have lots of fun there. I hope he brings a jacket and umbrella to the volcano, because he’ll need them, and the junk they sell up there won’t fit him.

Oh yeah, there is a Kava place there. I wonder if Portland fans would get upset if Oden drank Kava.