Poetry Contest Results
The voting for the Blazersedge Poetry Contest is over! In case you missed it none other than John Canzano referenced the work of you poets, directly quoting Amlmart. Well done all!
Now to the matter at hand. At the beginning of the voting it looked like TDarkstar's "Epic" was going to run away with the prize. In the last day or so, however, perhaps due to the kind attention Mr. Canzano diverted our way, St. Bayno's "Assistant Coach" snuck into a narrow lead. (For those who noted that many of St. Bayno's votes were from newer members I have checked into the phenomenon and apparently people were just stirred by his verses and had to vote. Nothing untoward went on. It's simply the mark of a great poet, I guess!) This left me with a quandary. Last season Dr. Dave outpaced everyone else in the contest handily. In the year since he comported himself with such dignity as Official Blazersedge Poet Laureate that he actually brought some measure of importance to that position other than the mere honorary. It doesn't seem right to award a clear victory in the race for this post when the result is neck-and-neck. Therefore I am breaking a long and distinguished precedent and declaring that in 2008-09 Blazersedge will have TWO official Poets Laureate. Congratulations to TDarkstar and St. Bayno. Prosperity to you and your pens as you share this award. We look forward to more reflections from you throughout the coming year.
Thanks to all who entered as well. The poetry was amazing and the hardest part was narrowing down the initial offerings. I'm glad we'll have another chance to do it again next year.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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Congratulations to TDarkstar and St. Bayno!
This result pumps up my faith in the Way Of Democracy and in our Benevolent Leader to boot. No recounts! No Dr. Dave hiding the results, sneering at SportsNations’ requests for transparency and pushing BlazersEdge to the brink of very uncivil war! Just a solemn transfer of author-ity from a wise old sage to two rising young stars. What a day for our little blog.
A heartfelt and hearty congratulations to St. Bayno!
Excellent and well written poetry
From the Edge’s newest Saint.
Master of the written verse,
Makes mine comparatively quaint.
Great work! Poetry so good that it drew in new members to vote, and that is always positive!
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
An explanation?
Likewise T Darkstar-congratulations! I think our styles complement one another-maybe some collaboration is in order.
As for the new voters, I have mixed feelings about that. Though I lived in Portland from 1994-2006, I’m currently a graduate student in creative writing at The University of Iowa. I follow the Blazers as closely as I can through online radio broadcasts and sites like this-though I’d never commented here before the poetry contest, I’ve been to Blazersedge probably hundreds of times. When the contest happened, I thought it would be fun to forward the link to my whole program, about a hundred very talented writers. In my defense:
-as a rule I did not tell people which poem was mine, and encouraged them to vote for whichever they liked-if this was campaigning, at least it was a clean campaign
-I did my best to hide my own style behind that of Alberto Caiero (psuedonym of the great Portuguese writer Fernando Pessoa)
-I sent it to the whole list, even those writers who don’t like me and/or don’t like my poetry and have said so
-I also forwarded it to people I don’t know like Channing Frye (who politely declined to vote, citing his inexperience with poetry) and Herny Abbot of truehoop, again without identifying my own poem
-I wanted Canzano to vote, though I can’t imagine him choosing mine
I did all this because I thought it would make for a lively comment section, but I’ll admit that it may have swayed voting in my favor since some of the people I emailed probably could figure out which poem was mine, and others may have liked Portuguese modernism in the first place.
On the positive side, there are plenty of basketball fans out here, and even some other former Portlanders who follow the Blazers and, like myself, weren’t in the habit of blogging, who may now become regular contributors.
Well, do with me what you will.
You, sir
have nothing to defend. Your work was excellent. We are honored to have you both as contributors. The only reason I mentioned the new voters was that some people’s minds stray to…curiosity when something like that happens. It was in no way intended to besmirch your contribution or its popularity.
—Dave
The very fact that your poem was written in
Portuguese modernism style (who knew?) probably gave you an edge among creative writing students. Nothing wrong with that. Plus, you clearly know the Blazers, too. Congrats.
Well done & Congrats to the winners & all poets
I am “Curious George”
I welcome Our New Poet Laureates (and Members) and all that was given for our enjoyment.
“Assistant Coach”, does turn me on.
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Knowing the whole situation always helps.
When left to our own devices, we would suspect Ghandi himself of foul play. But what happened here was all good. Having potentially 100 great writers critique us amateurs is quite an honor. Thank you for asking them to be a part of this.
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
Oh!
And the collaboration thing would be good, at least for me. My creative writing experience consists of a couple of classes at community college and writing stories about my friends in high school. The sum total of my poetry experience was posted for this contest, and what I read from Theodor Geisel.. I don’t know if I would end up helping much.
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
Yep. Ol Ted was the inspiration for my poem too. Alas! Alas! My poem didn't pass.
Next year I’ll try Shel Silverstein as my muse.
"We comin along." Travis Outlaw
What's to know?
Basketball, I mean poetry, is largely intuitive…
Also, Geisel’s awesome. A master of, among other things, anapestic meter (think Yertle the Turtle or Twas the Night Before Christmas).
feel like I jinxed T
this has really been buggin at me T Darkstar. my conscious is saddled with guilty feelings that by counting my proverbial chickens before they hatched, it made for bad karma and cost you outright beinng declared the sole PL. So, Im sorry if true, and sorry anyways for getting carried away again. I am working on it. Its been tough trying to transition from a no rules no hold barred PTB site to a more controlled, leisurely and civil environment. Anyways, I thought everybodies poetry was incredible and reflective of of some genius fandom. Good luck this season coming up with new stuff for us.
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
Don't Worry.
According to Hinduism, Karma doesn’t really bite you until the next life anyways. It’s a patient thing, waiting to get its revenge when you are least expecting it. The American version of Karma is, well, American. Everyone gets what’s coming to them, with none of the waiting, because we hate to wait for anything. All that good you do doesn’t pay off until you die. Because of all this, Karma is really lost on us. Personally, I’m okay with that, because the caste system in India is generally inhumane by Western standards, which I tend to hold – no offense to those with Eastern standards.
Now that Karma has been dealt with, there really is no reason at all to blame you. St. Bayno’s poem is very good poetry, and he knows poetry far better than I do. To be called a Poet Laureate beside him is an honor that I am sure I don’t deserve. Nevertheless, I will make the best of it, and inflict my poetry on you for the next year, whether you like it or not! Heh. Heh. Heh.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
We really need the ability to edit posts.
I added a sentence to that first paragraph without making sure it fit with the paragraph, and, well, it doesn’t. And now I can’t remember what my point was. Hopefully you guys can figure it out.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
re:karma
even so, I dont want to be nuerotic next time around tho. I felt the need to confess and apologize. I appreciate your acceptance and tolerance and bode for good blessings amongst the entire red & black realm. My conscious is clear, thank you. Now the universe is unfolding as it should be again. T-Ride T-Dark.
If you dont talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
Congratulations to TDarkstar and St. Bayno!
You both are the very best.
I´m happy also with my Canzano Prize to the shortest poem. I think I´m gonna do a T-shirt with the three flowers in the front and the poem in the back ;-)
Diputado A: Su Señoría da una en clavo y cien en herradura.
Diputado B: porque su Señoría no se está quieto.
To be completly fair I add:
To be completly fair I add: Canzano doesn´t come here because our peoms but looking for the Source of Inspiration and Wisdon, and you know Who I´m talking about, our Owner and Lord “The Comment-Killer”, “The Father of the Beautiful Big-Headed Baby”, “The I´m gonna tell you the hard true” and many mores “The…”.
Diputado A: Su Señoría da una en clavo y cien en herradura.
Diputado B: porque su Señoría no se está quieto.
Thats funny
The two comments on the JC article are by Bedgers.
by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 29, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
we run this city!
"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.
by Ben Golliver on Apr 29, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
A hymn of thanks!
Sung to Old Hundredth (or favorite Long Meter tune)
This year’s verse contest is ended,
Poems of every breed were given.
The very best were commended
Work of all reduced to seven.Some were epic, some were moving,
One was by TominHawaii.
But two were left by a ruling,
Laureates both, the Saint and T.Bedgers have a great season ‘head,
The poetry not withstanding.
Oden, Rudy in black and red
The rest of the league commanding.The draft is coming us quite soon,
Portland certainly is to win.
Rose will cause for us all to swoon.
A team this good should be a sin.
Hymnody I can do. I guess it’s not that different from poetry.
I suppose this is also the appropriate place to announce that my internship location has been decided, and I will be going to Wisconsin this summer. I guess I’ll actually have to try that cheese Timbo kept telling me about. I may be far enough South to escape the influence of the Green Bay Packer fans, but I can’t say for sure. At least the Brewers are an NL team which plays real baseball. And one last thing – are Buck fans rabid? I might actually get to see a Blazers game this season!
"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." - Patrick McManus
My plans proceed apace
We now will have Poets Laureate in Iowa and Wisconsin.
Dave holds forth from Idaho.
Tominhawaii allegedly is in Hawaii.
Alfredo in Spain.
Run the city, Ben? How low you set your sites.
My representatives spread far and near, awaiting the day when I give the word and WE RULE!
Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo

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