Hansbrough sez STAY IN SCHOOL!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/news/story?id=3367846

Now, I don't know much about this "NCAA" thing and even less about someone named "Tyler Hansbrough" (if that IS his real name), but it appears ESPN is saying that he has decided to stay in school and eat his greens and take his vitamins and drink his milk and NOT declare for the draft.
I know a lot of people here love white guys who box out (that's all college basketball is to me), so you must be crestfallen right now. He sounds like a nice hustle player, so we coulda' used him, but we'll have to wait another year. We waited a year for Oden, waiting a year for Hansbrough will be a piece of carrot cake with no nuts (I don't like nuts in my dessert).
I hope his fans aren't too bummed.
Mortimer
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Tyler Hans is only a slight upgrade over McBob
and doesn’t have as cool of a name.
It's a WAR, and we're bringin' the BOOM!
by prezofdeath on Apr 25, 2008 1:59 PM PDT 0 recs
Plus Young McRoberts' mom's macroni salad is the BOMB!
by tingeyga on
Apr 25, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Yeah I know
My aunt who used to live in Idaho (she lives in Hillsboro now) says she tasted McBob’s mom’s macaroni salad once when she was at a county fair in Nebraska and she says it was the best ever. She says there were capers in it and she never had it like that before.
Nature bats last.
by fisheyes on
Apr 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT
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Our pick next year
Will be more in his range. This is some sort of sign from God. There has to be some sort of divine intervention in all of this. I feel it in my toenails.
Like I’ve said before. I don’t want him to be a Blazer for his skills, I want him to be a Blazers for his heart.
Lose weight now, don't ask me how.
by tominhawaii on Apr 25, 2008 2:23 PM PDT 0 recs
Yeah!
If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life. - Isiah Thomas
by JTDuck22 on
Apr 25, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
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This is a non-story, I'm afraid
I love the guy’s heart. But he seems like the classic case of a college player whose game won’t translate to the next level. The Maxiell/ Millsap/ Bass/ Landry’s of the NBA-all second-round picks-combine Hansborough’s toughness with greater athleticism.
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
by hurryup09 on Apr 25, 2008 2:34 PM PDT 0 recs
exactly
How about Landry last night? Incredible heart. He made a huge number of hustle plays- all with a chipped tooth. Awesome. Possibly my new favorite non-Blazer.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on
Apr 25, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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landry
is that dude.
"Honor Terry Porter." Email me with your TP stories and memories.
by Ben. on
Apr 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT
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Lame
This is the worst news ever to hit me. I can’t even wrap my brain around it. I am going to take a year long break from the Bedge. Keep your cheers to yourself.
by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 25, 2008 2:44 PM PDT 0 recs
The greater fool theory.
In business, no matter how bad a purchase one makes, finding one buyer who’ll pay more than yopu did makes it a good deal for you to have done. Applying the concept obliquely here, I’d love to have had a Hansborough run up just before the draft and have just one team picking in front of us to buy into the hype, effectively rendering our position one higher without the price tag.
KP type thinking, I suspect.
In fact, I was thinking he’d probably have been the guy to launch the “Draft Tyler” movement in the town of the team picking right before us.
Now, alas, no such luck….
Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Ojala John on Apr 25, 2008 2:44 PM PDT 0 recs
I like that
When Ammo goes #3 and Sheldon Williams goes #5, it’s like everyone below them in the lottery got bumped up two spots. The same thing coulda’ happened here, with the Bulls or someone taking Hansbrough before he should be taken, and we could get someone actually good, but alas…
At least someone like Minny will take Brook Lopez in the top 5, even though he has milquetoasty lame big man alllll over him. We get a bump up just from that alone!
Maybe KP can spread enough disinformation about Rose that he’ll fall to 13, in case we don’t win the lottery.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on
Apr 25, 2008 2:49 PM PDT
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Not so fast on Brook Lopez
His shot making ability is remarkable and he’s a good active defender. I think he’ll be a very solid NBA center- at least as good as Andrew Bogut.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on
Apr 25, 2008 4:58 PM PDT
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I dunno...
I ain’t no Lopez expert, but he seems more lumbering and unathletic than Bogut is, and I am by no means a Bogut fan. In the interest of full disclosure, in nearly every case I am against taking white big men in the lottery. Even if they start their career well, ala Raef, they break down earlier and are usually underwhelming and built their draft value by being good in the less athletic college game.
Like I said, I am not a Brook Lopez expert and I know my blanket view on white big men is “wrong”, if wrong means mostly correct. All I know is, if Minny takes him with a top 4 pick then he will assuredly end up as a milquetoasty underwhelming semi-bust. McHale can’t help picking the wrong player every year—EVERY year. Except for KG, of course.
It sucks that a player’s career will be doomed by who picks them, but that is the NBA for ya. If KP picked Lopez up with a high pick, then Lopez would probaby be awesome. It’s wierd how that works…
Mortimer
by Mortimer on
Apr 26, 2008 2:46 AM PDT
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FYI
Lopez is only half white- his and Robin’s father is Cuban.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on
Apr 26, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
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Native Cuban, Euro descendent Cuban, black Cuban?
Either way, Lopez is for all intents and purposes a “white” big man in NBA terms. Boozer is Cuban also, but a black Cuban. Same for Arenas. The “Cuban” part is as varied as saying someone’s father is “American”; It could be any sort of ethnic background and a non-homogenous culture (like most countries in the Americas) shouldn’t have “race” defined by what country they are from. There are plenty of “white” Cubans, after all.
Take every Argentinian player in the NBA: Manu, Herrmann, Oberto, Nocioni—those dudes are white. Like a USA white dude, they are likely Euro descended. Being born in Argentina doesn’t change them from not white.
Lopez’s pappy could very well be a mix of everything, like a lot of Cubans. However, Lopez looks white-ish, moves white, and is a white big man for the NBA, and thus I would use past history as a guide. Most of the time, these sort of players have underwhelming careers that don’t befit their draft position. It doesn’t mean he won’t be a serviceable, decent player; our Joel is a great example of a white big who can do well in the NBA as a roleplayer, but shouldn’t have been taking #9 in the lottery like he was.
I know it’s wrong to make blanket statements like I am doing, and to use race as a drafting guide. I just don’t trust using valuable, high lottery picks on white big men, in general. There have been exceptions, historically, like Bill Walton. Even then though, he broke down early and looking back I don’t see how he could have played in today’s NBA. So, so, so damn skinny. Plus, he smoked pot and pot leads to heroin and prostitution. Are you saying you want a junkie prostitute who shares needles and has AIDs playing on the Blazers?! You are insane to argue that.
I apologize ahead of time for broaching a sensitive subject like race, and I don’t want to turn this conversation into a race-off. Me just no trustee whitey big mans (when drafting in the lottery).
Mortimer
by Mortimer on
Apr 26, 2008 12:40 PM PDT
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I just watched Driving Miss Daisy
And your touching understanding of race relations touched my heart.
Maneki Neko
by tominhawaii on
Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT
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I'm just glad he made a definitive decision.
Seems like the vast majority of the draft-worthy college ballers are still up in the air:
They’ve DECLARED for the draft, but not hired an agent, where they’ll go through at least some of the tryout process,
and decide later if they’re actually staying in the draft, or returning to school.
That’s really starting to annoy me; I can’t tell what this draft class is going to be like,
because so many players have done this – declared, but reserved the right to pull out!
- If they ALL stay in, this draft is gonna be a doozy, Mayo will have cost himself about 6 draft spots
(if he returns to USC and plays at his pre-freshman-year level, he would be a world-beater #1 next year),
and Curry and Psycho-T will be odds-on faves to go top 5 next year.
(And, might I add, there’s gonna be SERIOUS talent at #13.)
- But if all the agentlessly-declared crowd goes back to school,
this is gonna be the lamest draft class EVER, and the #13 pick won’t be worth seat-bottom gum.
Right now, the 2008 NBA draft could be anywhere in between those two scenarios.
As a Blazer fan, I find that immensely frustrating.
So, credit to Hansbrough for not being part of that muddle.
Blazers have a five-on-three...and they pull it back and wait for help.
by QualityPie on Apr 25, 2008 3:06 PM PDT 0 recs
I don't like your picture Mortimer. I am a peaceful creature and your picture
shows the worst of our kind.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
by oderiferous emanations 74 on Apr 25, 2008 5:28 PM PDT 0 recs
That dog doesn't look mean...
... he looks like he’s yawning!
by Timmay! on
Apr 25, 2008 11:39 PM PDT
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Not no chief, I'm in the freakin' zone
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
by oderiferous emanations 74 on
Apr 26, 2008 12:46 AM PDT
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Not now chief, I'm in the freakin' zone
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
by oderiferous emanations 74 on Apr 26, 2008 12:46 AM PDT 0 recs
My dog can and will eat everyone bad in the world
My puppy might look like she is about to bite a terrorist or a bank robber, but she is just yawning. She is the best dog in the world, thank you very much. Plus, she loves the Blazers. When I get unlazy, I’ll get the picture of her wearing my lucky headband onto my ‘puter and use it as my picture thingy. Then you’ll see, you ALL will see!
She hates Laker fans too; she sez they are “straight cats” which is her way of saying something is lame. No offense to cats, of course. She’s from a different time when it was okay to say stuff like that.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2008 1:31 AM PDT 0 recs
I am sad
1. I would have enjoyed a Duke/NC battle to see who would be the human victory cigar and who gets to play in Idaho.
2. He would have been drafted in the late 1st round, which would have improved the value of our 2nd round picks by pushing someone good a little lower. This would have helped us trade those picks and all our non-NC/Duke scrubs for three more all-stars.
Other people don't have as much practice at being wrong as I do -- HT, timbo
by jscot on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 AM PDT 0 recs








