An introduction to JAB21

by JAB21 on Apr 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT

Hey everybody!

I'm a long time lurker of BEdge, and thought it was time to add my voice to what is a great community. I'm a born and raised portland native, and have loved the blazers since the late 80's. I like most of us was not pleased with the direction this team took in the early 00's, but have been extatic with the past two years. The future is bright fellow fans. Lets get excited. I look forward to becoming part of this fraternity. Just go easy on the initiation rights please. I bruise easily.

GO BLAZERS!!

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Welcome JabTwentyOne!

Welcome to 'da Bedge, and I hope you enjoy loving the Blazers internetally.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm excited about the Blazers. I can't help it!

Welcome, again! Have fun, talk lots, be good, tell Timbo he's wrong, wonder who fatty is, tell TomInHawaii he's funny, marvel at Dave's Daveyness, and root for the Blazers or die trying.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

Ditto

Mortimer pretty much covered it there.

"Ime caught the guy in mid-air with a fist and calmly continued his dispatching of oncoming people." -Gabe Muoneke

by hurryup09 on Apr 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

And remember,

...always appreciate Mortimer's adverbs. And while I haven't died rooting for the Blazers, I do remember this one time under sniper fire..., but that was at least last week (maybe earlier!) and I don't remember so good past yesterday.

"It just showed once again that half the world doesn't know how the other three quarters live." -P.G. Wodehouse

by T Darkstar on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Aloha Friend

I still don't know how people figured out my first name. I give this advice to every kid I meet; stay in school, don't use drugs, and listen to your parents.

Go Blazers.

Early to Bedge and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Mort said I should say this so...

You're wrong!

About what I don't know, but who are you calling kid mister?

I've been married eight years, and have a three year old daughter so I isn't no youngin'.

Anyway thanks for the warm welcome man. Oh and just j/k.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

by JAB21 on Apr 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Oops...

I'm supposed to say you're funny. Sorry.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

by JAB21 on Apr 15, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

It's All Good

FYI: I'm the smart one of the group and I'm huge on stats. I love stats. Stats, stats, stats.

Early to Bedge and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Welcome JAB21!

I am just finishing my rookie season here on the Bedge, and I am loving it! It is my #1 internet addiction! You are gonna love it here!

43:12 Min, 9-18 FG, 4-5 FT, +14 +/-, 4 Off, 16 Rebs, 1 Ast, 1 Stl, 1 Blk, 22 Pts - LMA vs LA 4-8-08

by LaMarvelous on Apr 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Welcome

I've really enjoyed being a part of this community... and it just keeps getting bigger and better.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Welcome!

I’m taking over the world.

With a name like JAB, I can surely find a place for you in my military. Perhaps leading the Commandos, or SEALS, or something, since they sometimes have to really on their bare hands to educate opponents as to the errors of their ways.

Please let me know. It is not advisable to wait too long….

When I rule the world, the Blazers' D-League team will win the Eastern Conference championship.

by jscot on Apr 16, 2008 2:03 AM PDT reply actions

I've got skills...

Bo staff skills, Nunchuk skills…. I could be your body guard or something.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

by JAB21 on Apr 16, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions

Done

Not that I’ll need a bodyguard, of course. Because of the abundant excellencies of my person, everyone will love me. But it’s good to keep up appearances.

When I rule the world, the Blazers' D-League team will win the Eastern Conference championship.

by jscot on Apr 16, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Welcome!

From a fellow newbee, welcome to the Edge. Seems like a great place so far, everyone’s pretty cool and knows their stuff. Here’s looking forward to the last draft lottery we’ll be involved in for a long time.

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to Keep Comment Boards Sucka Free"

by bforsythe on Apr 16, 2008 2:59 AM PDT reply actions

We might as well win it then.

"A certain critic—for such men, I regret to say, do exist—made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained ‘all the old Wodehouse characters under different names’. He has probably now been eaten by bears, like the children who made mock of the prophet Elisha: but if he still survives he will not be able to make a similar charge against Summer Lightning. With my superior intelligence, I have outgeneralled this man by putting in all the old Wodehouse characters under the same names. Pretty silly it will make him feel, I rather fancy." - P.G. Wodehouse

by T Darkstar on Apr 16, 2008 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions