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The Truth About Blaze's Cake

Who was that birthday-cake-to-the-face really meant for last night at the Blazers/Wiz game?  It certainly couldn't have been the elderly woman who ended up with it.  Could it??  What a tragedy for Blaze.  For those of you who weren't there, sometime in the third quarter, I believe, the PA began announcing the evening's birthdays.  First up was the name of some guy I've since forgotten.  Big screens all cut to Blaze, in the stands, with a birthday cake.  He starts ascending the 200 level, headed towards an older woman who's cheering enthusiastically.  Suddenly, very very suddenly, Blaze appears to trip, and the woman is completely covered in birthday cake after a direct hit to the face.  It seemed that he really did trip.  And the tension in the air the second we all realized what happened made it clear that was not the intended outcome.  But whose birthday was it?  Her husband, sitting beside her (who could clearly be seen mouthing "What the ?????" on the jumbo-tron in th aftermath).  Let's hope the Blazers hooked that lady up with some freebies after ruining her night and embarrassing her in front of 20,000.  But sympathy aside, that was REALLY funny.  Particularly, in the replay, seeing the poor woman cheering and waving her arms so energetically as Blaze approached.  She was so happy right until the end.  And then, who would have ever thought that a guy in a mascot suit, with a huge perma-grin smile could ever look so ashamed and embarrassed.  After apologizing and feebly trying to help clean her up, Blaze retreats down the steps with slumping shoulders and heads directly for the locker room.  OUCH.  I hope this ends up on YouTube as a study in our ability to both laugh and sympathize simultaneously.

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Who/what was that cake intended for?
To be smashed in the face of the guy behind the woman
6 votes
To be smashed in the face of the husband/boyfriend sitting beside the woman
3 votes
To be eaten by the birthday guy, whoever that really was
5 votes
It hit the intended target, but the joke went terribly wrong when the husband wasn't in on it
24 votes

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The TRUTH is ...
That they do this same routine elsewhere--and I have seen it done in Denver myself at a Nuggets game.

The catch is that whoever gets doused with the cake knows ahead of time, and then they get to move to some nice seats for the rest of the game. At least that's what happened in Denver--A group of three girls apparently knew one of the ticket guys, and they needed someone to help with this skit. So he called up the three girls, gave them free tickets in a mid-level section, nailed them with the cake, escorted them out to get cleaned up, then moved them to the seats right in front of us for the rest of the game.

Just something they do to entertain the crowd ...

by bfan on Mar 26, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They sure do
In fact I'm 95+% sure I've seen it in the Rose Garden - doesn't mean it was on TV, but deja vu indeed.  I wish I could site other games or another game where I've seen this, but I can't.  The people last night were good at acting the part for sure.

by drawingjeremy on Mar 26, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If so . . .
this couple were great actors.  The husband looked genuinely irate.  I don't doubt the feasibility of that, but these two really sold me on their genuine frustration/embarrassment.

by sotis on Mar 26, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Repeat of my comment in media report thread
I say there's NO way that a mascot carrying a cake truly trips and happens to smash that cake perfectly into someone's face.  It would have landed on the stairs otherwise, or all over Blaze.

Whether she was in on the joke and enjoyed it is another story.
I don't see them throwing it on an older woman without permission, though.

by Section323 on Mar 26, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree
to me it looked as if he really did trip, but it seemed like he used a lil force to make sure the cake landed in her face.  who knows tho it could have been a real accident.  

by Philthyanimal on Mar 26, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All staged
I saw it live, and all the replays at the game.  Its true, live it looked like a hilarious accident.  

The first time I watched the replay I noticed that Blaze had his hand poised under the cake like he does on his trampoline dunks and his arm had moved way out so that it was lined up with this gal's face.  Following that, Mark Mason had a line that seemed rehearsed and familiar.  My conclusion at that point: Blaze did it on purpose, but maybe that lady wasn't in on it.

The second replay I watched the lady.  A second before impact, you could see that the lady was bracing for it almost like she knew.  The man was enraged before he really knew what was happening.  

Overall conclusion:  It was all staged, very well done, and funny regardless.

by MavetheGreat on Mar 26, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Sounds fairly dumb on the entertainment scale......

by iDea on Mar 26, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday Dave!
A friend has confirmed that Mark Mason had announced "Happy Birthday Dave."  Then, after the cake, he said, "That's not Dave."  There was some awkward silence on the microphone, it seemed to me.  My conclusion, shared by my colleagues who were also there, is that the cake was intended for someone's face, but Blaze hit the wrong target.  I really don't think it was meant for her.  If it was, wouldn't they play it up a bit more?  For example, later show her cleaned up and moved to a better seat with Blaze down on his knees begging forgiveness.  Or show the husband chasing Blaze out of the arena?  There was no follow-up or resolution.

by sotis on Mar 26, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Dave
Maybe, but there never seemed to be a Dave.  They never even showed this alleged Dave on the jumbotron.  It started out as an ad to hire Blaze to come to your birthday party, it wasn't even a real birthday announcement.

by MavetheGreat on Mar 26, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah so Dave!
It was your birthday and Blaze was supposed to be in Boise! Wow, took a wrong turn somewhere I suppose.

by lee3022 on Mar 26, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave once said
his birthday was in March ...

and I neglected to wish him a belated/early HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...

my daughter was born in March the same year as Dave ... I don't remember having twins, but there was a lot of commotion in the hospital and I was really really tired, so there's a slight possibility that I did... my husband slept through it all...

"Aldridge is LaMonster, as anyone can see..." - ClipperSteve, 03/24/08

by jorga on Mar 26, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whether it was fake or real
it generated conversation for the blazers.  

by Philthyanimal on Mar 26, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Barrett
The cake bit was totally staged, so no worries about the woman who got the cake in the face. She was in on it. I will pass along that it apparently worked very well, because people were sold.

MB

(in the comments on his blog)

Rudy strengthening a perimeter already very powerful, the goal of the Blazers is to pursue everything.

by hightide on Mar 26, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quote
There should be quotation marks like:
 "The cake bit was totally staged, so no worries about the woman who got the cake in the face. She was in on it. I will pass along that it apparently worked very well, because people were sold. "
Rudy strengthening a perimeter already very powerful, the goal of the Blazers is to pursue everything.

by hightide on Mar 26, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks
Thanks for clearing that up.  I was fooled, but a little suspicious.

Now all I can say is GET THAT ON YOUTUBE!  My friend and I had a really good laugh over it.  Would love to see it again.

by sotis on Mar 26, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rose Garden Stunts
This was definately staged.  Every once in awhile they do something ridiculous and embarrassing and trust me if it's on the big screen, its set-up.

I remember last season or before a guy proposing to a women on the big screen.   She dumped her freakin bucket of popcorn all over him and stormed off!  It was hilarious and had the same outcome...a bunch of people wondering if it was real.  

That's the humor in it, it seems so real that it's funny to see.  Otherwise (if it looked staged) it would look stupid!

"Stick a knife in 'em, their done!" ~ Mike Rice

by courtsideerrandboy on Mar 26, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Canzano's show
John Canzano had the Blazers emcee/game promotions guy on his radio show tonight.  I forget the guy's name because it's 3am, but it's the guy who runs around with the mic during timeouts.  He confirmed it was an act.  The woman's name was "Blanche" and is a friend of the organization.  Canzano still seemed suspicious, but I guess that's his MO...

They also made a point of showing the clip during the TV broadcast with Mike Barrett's comment, which makes it pretty unlikely that it was some horrific cake tossing incident gone wrong.

by madding on Mar 27, 2008 2:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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