Gameday Open Thread: Clippers vs. Blazers
Here we go...the first half of a home-and-away. Will we be able to overcome Maggette and Thornton? Will Cuttino Mobley bomb us out of existence. Or will the mighty awesomeness of the awesome and mighty Roy-Aldridge duo plus the occasaional competence of our bench be enough to push us over the top?
Register all of your pre-, in-, and post-game thoughts right here.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
P.S. The Jersey Contest form for this game is here. Don't forget that tomorrow's game will not be a part of the contest but Monday's will be!
P.P.S. There's a Gameday Thread a little bit below for the NCAA Tournament if you want to chat about today's college games as well.
P.P.P.S. Don't forget to check out the brilliant and even more brilliant ClipsNation to see how the other half lives.
Speaking of that, I wanted to make this weekend a little extra fun so I wrote ClipperSteve proposing an extra bet on the side. Seeing as how so many of you are good at writing new lyrics to old songs I figured we should wager that the losing team's blog would have to re-write a song about the winning team and/or its blog. This is provided one team or the other sweeps the weekend, of course. However I have since reconsidered, figuring it might not be fair to wager on back-to-back wins for a team that has lost 13 of 15. Also I wrote ClipperSteve late and I don't know if he's willing. So here is my proposal: I say we unilaterally make the offer. If the Clips can win both games we at Blazersedge will come up with a nifty song for them. If you want to get really cocky we could say if the Clippers win either game we will do so...though I'm not sure we're at the point to be able to do that yet.
So what say you? Should we offer to serenade our brethren if they vanquish us? And should one or two games be the criterion? Let me know.
Update: OK...I've heard from ClipperSteve and the wager is on! They will compose a song for us if we sweep, but being a gentleman (and following your instructions) I put us up for the "Sweep or Serenade" option. If we lose even one of the two games we pay off. If you'd like to come up with some practice songs in the meantime, feel free. The thread is open.
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We should sweep
First!!! (See, childishness creeps in even on BE.)
S.O.S.
We wanna win bad, they shouldn't want to win, we gotta want it more and take these victories. Anything less, and we legally deserve to make new lyrics praising the Los Angeles Clippers based upon the tune of old famous songs. We'll get in trouble with the Basketball Gods and the cops if we don't. :-(
It's been forever since we had a game, I was worried the season was over! :-(
If the Clippers didn't have their numerous injuries, the West could theoritically have 12 decent to good teams (including the Kings). Damn.
We're rested, tested, and big breasted. Time to not be bested!
Mortimer
How about using a hated L*kers tune
I agree that we sweep or serenade. These guys need something besides ping pong balls to keep them tuned! We have been there.... too recently.
In other news
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/03/quick_podcast_with_oden_update.html
I haven't listened yet
This is the sort of thing that shows we might be given too much info sometimes, because tendinitis really isn't a big deal at all but by reporting it some will see it as another injury or get overly worried about it. I would imagine every player on our roster (aside from the invincible Von Wafer) has some degree of tendinitis.
If Oden has gotten huge and buff after only ONE year off, imagine how he'd look like with TWO years off?! I say we just nip this tendinitis problem in the bud and micro the left knee too. Then he'll have two Robot Strong knees and he'll become the Odenible Hulk!
It's all about the future guys. If we all agree we probably won't win the title next season, maybe we shelve Oden until the playoffs of the year we might win it?
Just an idea (albiet a brilliant one).
Mortimer
Oh Morty, I feel so reassured.
Seriously though, thanks. I do feel better.
I am more than happy to help
Mortimer
wow
I'm drooling a little amongst other things that won't be mentioned.
i need to clean up though.
I'm here to help
OT: I get off work in 2 hours and my farts smell like peanut butter. I have been eating a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches lately.
There's a visual
Go Blazers!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Mar 21, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions
S.O.S.
Go Blazers! Don't let us down in our hour of need!
How about some John Denver?
with a host of three-pointers
with a whole bunch of lay-ups
with some dunks in the lane
with a storm of short jumpers
off some picks and good motion
you broke down our defense
again and again...
Woo Bon Jovi
Take time out but know the truth
Clips are going out (out) in Blazer glory
And Lord, Sergio never shoots first but he drew first foul
He's no one's son, call them young guns
Blazer fans are wacky...
Is it a rule that the original song has to be by someone named John and crappy, or just a coincidence (John Denver, Jon Bon Jovi)?
by ClipperSteve on Mar 21, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Yeah
I was about to post an image of cricket larvae...
Sounds tasty
Something short and sweet
The Clippers one one and we don't care!
The Clippers one one and we don't care!
The Clippers one one and we don't care!
Cause Oden's on the way!!!
by lonevoiceofreason on Mar 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
My wife tends to be unhappy
LOL
I will add the following:
--Rush Limbaugh will not become an environmentalist Democrat
--The sun will not turn pink
--Penguins will not fly
--Ernest Borgnine will not be the next Miss America
--Dave
About those Penguins.

However, these guys still take the bus.
You gentlemen just lost a lot of money...
They're the Blazers AND they love to play
OK, I've just read a bunch of diaries
If the Blazers take your lead, I expect to see a ton of good ball movement, fast breaks, awesome dunks and blocks, and some live Von Wafer .
I'm workin' on a Pirate song...
GO BALZERS!

"The Team with Caricature!"
Cool

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL

by Philthyanimal on Mar 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly Von Wafer tonight?

Is anyone trying to listen to the Portland
That's because I wasn't here, baby.
I carry this freaking franchise...
I can't wait until my rookie contract is up.
Joel needs to win the tip
by oatmealstout on Mar 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Blazers up by ten.
bummer
very cool!
yeah
I'm watching now though!
Lakers-age got ahold of it... :-\
Roy not out of the woods
by oatmealstout on Mar 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone
.................. and you owe me 25¢...
Really

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Frye is growing the lead!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How come Serge can't shoot
(I totally forgot it was a 7pm game. Didn't they used to always play at 7:30?)
:30 start are for televising usually

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
TWICE THIS MONTH!
I think we have found his niche.

"The Team with Caricature!"
Now we know
Seriously Surge, work on your other game!
They

Hey is this the Miami Heat site or what?
Wasn't Jack's last great game against the Clips?
by oatmealstout on Mar 21, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
That's as close a 3 pointer can get
Okay, I see by the stat sheet...
Was he guarded?
Did the crowd audibly gasp?
That's a good shot to make.
The crowd was one their feet!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I note also that this is not...
The towel has been thrown in on this season, officially.
So if Blake is a mini-Pryz...
TIMMAY!!!
Got the Imaginationland DVD yesterday.
I was a little disappointed...
I am a South Park fan
I'm not opposed to all swearing, either, just swearing that makes Dave mad.
I always feel an urge to type TIMMAY! TIMMAY!, too,
except I'm still not 100% convinced that you're not Timmay (getting closer though- if you are him, you're really talented), so I can't do it.
That I simply refuse to believe.
MB is excited about the Blazers' stats.
It is only the Clippers, after all.
Too early in the half

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Calling all white units! Calling all white units!
by oatmealstout on Mar 21, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like the bench is getting some run
Smoosh shoots swoosh...
Creepy Man, just Creepy!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Think Nate's sitting Roy
Rice: "Rudy is a complete 2 or 3 guard."
Roy and Ones it...
NO Need Yet!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they only had 8

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy clunks it home.
Why do they make those chicken calls?
Dickau for 3 and Clips lead.
Now tied.
Clips shooting 69%
And that goes up as Dickau
Ugh. Blake misses everything with a 3
That is just not right Blakey

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
"Getting schooled by Dickau"...
Roy clanks home his 11.
Good offensive call
Anyone watch the Lakers last night?
Yes Sir

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know how
This team is a heartattack in the waiting.
This game seems to be

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Timeout, POR ball, down 3.
Oooh dinner's ready. Maybe it'll go better when I'm not watching. The Clips are bound to miss eventually. I think.
Honestly

Tony Luftman wants to play in the NBA...
Hey, where's Blazers Die Nasty?
Oh, THERE you are...
NBA games are won in the 4th Q.
They don't have the fire power.
Bench players are NBA players, too...
Make that 62%...
THE BLAZERS are lucky to be in this game, given those shooting numbers.
Fortunately, these things even out.
I'm steering you to The Path of Righteousness
Becky's to blame

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Roy.
I heard stench!
That's what I love about these game day postings. The smell. ahhh

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not so lucky...
Good news/bad news...
...................... bad news: Time for Towel Boy Tony and "Good Times."
Tony...
<Insert inappropriate joke about Tony here.>
Tony asks: "How are the Clippers...
Thinks shooting 60% might be a contributing factor.
I'm having problems again getting a feed
I've got you covered...
He REALLY wants a Blazers uni for Xmas...
Quicken Loans Arena?
Izod Center?
Big Green Ducks Lose.
At least they won more than ZERO Pac-10 games, unlike my Beavers...
But we did have President Obama...
and two of

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Geniuses...
Accidentally shot out a car window, put a bullet into a house.
Knuckleheads...
But they've been adequately shamed...
All that you Can Be

End o' the Seaso Game
Winning the Game second half.
This is not Play Off or fighting to get in the Play Off's type Game.
Hopin' for 24 minutes of better 'ballin'

"The Team with Caricature!"
LMA is shooting 7/8
All but one of them Tony, all but one.

NINE dimes for Blakey

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lol.

Brandon 2 points in 1st...
Blake's 9 assists are really bailing out his shooting.
Nate's halftime challenge to this team
Although, the way the Clips are shooting, I'm not so sure the score would be any different against the Warriors or Nuggets, for example.
Does anybody else think that Dickau
Yes

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Our clamp down "D", Baby

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Aldridge doing his Duncan impersonation tonite ..
by DaveR @ Blazer's Edge on Mar 21, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
I approve of HD TV...
Nice shot by Brandon for his 16.
Aldridge 9-for-10, long J.
Nice work there...
Pryz buckets are such a nice "bonus"...
by DaveR @ Blazer's Edge on Mar 21, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Wish he made one last Game

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Blake finally makes...
ZZZZZZZZZ

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LMA, 4 assists in 3rd Q.
Again, they need to blow a team out.
Nah...
NOT!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Clippers do this:
CLANK!!!
CLANK!!!
CLANK!!!
Holy whoa
Lead sits at 10.
Good blocking call...
POPPIN' FRESH for 3!!!
Goofus fast break ends well...
Webster is playing inspired BB...
I still think Marty is going to be a good NBAer...
Another inept Blazer break...
Portland loses ball
Timeout, Portland up 14, under 3 left in third.
Thanks to crazy third q...
That's the third And-One for Roy...
Understood

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Brave of him to admit it....
Beautiful job by Roy to draw charge...
First miss tonight.
Now Ben Wallace...
he shows ball too early

Late in the season v. the Clips...
Blake: 10 pts., 11 Assts.
You missed my subtle irony...
I'm convinced that Blake gives up part of his game
Unfortunately, the NBA tends to reward guys who know how to be selfish when they need to be.
Strike the unfortunately part. That's just the way it is.
Try squinting your eyes

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Jones misses 3 at buzzer
Outlaw 6 points, 9 minutes
That bobblehead does NOT look like Blake...
Blake the aryan warrior!
Meanwhile, Mice Rice goes Gay for SB's arms.

Me watching the game:
Ahhh the quandry that is Jarrett Jack.
It's 3-to-make-2 this year...
I choose Blake and Jack.
But they need to upgrade the position next year.
Here's where I would do something different
Jack is a rebounding MONSTER...
Blake gets his 20.
I called Roy "Blake."
Travis gets double-teamed and freaks out.
The clips have that
Clips ball off Outlaw turnover, POR by 11.
Travis is screwing my Jersey score

Maaaarrtyyyy!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Who gots

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Math always wins.
Instead of going this route...
"They REALLY need to put in XXXX because YYYY is getting BURNED!!!"
Something like that.
Roy drives, gets fouled
MY HEAD IS EXPLODING...
Lead down to 5...
Nah, no worries...
Clippers foul LMA, timeout.
Pryz Make 'em Baby

"The Team with Caricature!"
Rice hitting on Heather Dickau...
Nah, I don't agree...
That was ugly...
Joel looked klutzy there...
Sweet jumper for LMA for his 20...
All 5 Blazer starters are in the game.
Rice doesn't think that Tony...
I hate when they show replays from the crew
It's not too bad to watch.
Wants his triple double...
Another 3-on-1 break...
Easy traveling call almost missed...
I don't know what Joel was doing there...
Marty: 4-for-6 behind the arc...
It's like waiting to get hit

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There it is

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LMA clanks it...
Incompetent finish by Clips...
Well, this game is over...
See ya later, y'all.
t
Are you calling me Mom?
Clips
I wish Portland would stop allowing these scrub teams like Clippers and Minny to shoot 50%+
Blazers win, but my bracket fell apart.
Poor performance by POR, minus 3rd q
But then, at this point, every win gets Portland closer to a .500 season, and that's big.
I want Portland
Meaning, they have to go 6-1 rest of the season at home. Can they do it?
I love playin'
Those should be "Play Off" intensity Games!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love to see crazy crowds/good wins
Interesting, finding another way to Win :)

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
from the boxscore
by BlazerBandit on Mar 21, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
looks like we kicked the tar outta 'em
Meanwhile Obama is speaking at Mac Court
We'll need to come a little harder
Assuming they have enough players and don't forfeit.

"The Team with Caricature!"
Book it folks
Done

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Together we will
Yummy!
hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jack = -10
I rest my case... Thank you Nate for making the RIGHT call and putting Blake in to finish the game...
You can't always get what you want
OOhhh Yeah.
Have you heard the Soulwax remix? Honestly I'm not a big fan of remixes, especially touching a classic but I really like this one. I've listened to it like 10 times today.

uhm... Was I really complaining????
I was thinkin
He is a unique talent
Blaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeyyy

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 21, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
now that might be going a bit far
LMA on Post-Game

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In case anyone forgot tonight...
(But just among the sane people around here... he did play in that game in New Orleans this year, right?)
I suppose
Travesty.
As for your signature... that's three large O's, and I say the more the merrier.

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