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Midget can block Sergio's shot

Sergio's shot is so flat, that a midget could block it. That just a joke. Really, what happend is that in Europe their hoops are 2 feet shorter than in the NBA. They just use a camera at games that makes everything look taller on tv. The true story is that Sergio gets mad that he is not playing. When he comes home he goes outside and adjusts the hoop to 8 feet so he could dunk the ball, to release his anger, then he practice shooting. He does not have any friends from the team, because if he would then he would invite them to his house for tea, then they all would go out and shoot basketball, and all would learned the same flat shot. Then the opposing teams would not need scouting about the blazers, they would all just try to block blazers shot. He has a friend his name is Shaq, he also shoots free throws flat. But Sergio better make a new friend, if he wants to play. Maybe become friends with Marion, he shoots shots like a rainbow. They will help each other out, Sergio's shot will have a bigger arch, and Marion's will be a bit lower. Im just give Sergio a bad time, but I like him, he needs to imrove his shooting and handling the ball, but I think he is the best passer on this team.

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