Some Home Cooked Roy Love.

by OCBlazerfan on Feb 7, 2008 8:06 AM PST

Since it is so close to Valentine's Day, I thought some love for the All-Star would be nice. So, here's my idea, lets share all the things that we love about Brandon Roy. I'll get the ball rolling.

He does not make the punk faces after every shot (like A.I.)

He is ALWAYS aware of where his body is on the court (has he ever stepped out of bounds starting a drive?).

-He seems to be a family oriented guy that loves his family.

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He plays for the Blazers

The Rose Garden is our House.

by JTDuck22 on Feb 7, 2008 8:34 AM PST reply actions

I love Brandon because

he once saved a young child from a burning building on his way to the rim.
on occasion he's been known to hit three pointers to win games that he was watching at home on television.
he was walking along burnside one day, and got run over by a taxi. The amazing thing is that he still made the shot.

TheOdenator

by TheOdenator on Feb 7, 2008 8:37 AM PST reply actions

He probably didn't get the call either!

by OCBlazerfan on Feb 7, 2008 8:41 AM PST up reply actions

I think you are confusing Roy

with Chuck Norris...

by TimG on Feb 7, 2008 8:56 AM PST up reply actions

Nope

In fact, Chuck Norris wears Brandon Roy pajamas.

Brandon Roy is so good, even when he tries to miss a free throw, he makes it.

by GustyJ on Feb 7, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions

I think you are clearly confusing Chuck Norris with Brandon Roy. Which is a pretty difficult thing to do, one dominates the universe with incredible speed, unbelievable strength, and once resurrected Bruce Lee just to show that he could beat him in an arm wrestling match, and the other made Delta Force.

TheOdenator

by TheOdenator on Feb 7, 2008 9:06 AM PST up reply actions

And yet...

He didn't get a T for complaining about it. He just stole the ball from the taxi on the next possession and dunked it in the Max's face.

Brandon Roy is so good, even when he tries to miss a free throw, he makes it.

by GustyJ on Feb 7, 2008 8:50 AM PST reply actions

I would LOVE to see that

by TimG on Feb 7, 2008 8:56 AM PST up reply actions

I heard

Roy bottles his farts and uses them to heat an orphanage.

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right." Tummler from Gummo (1997)

by tominhawaii on Feb 7, 2008 11:27 AM PST reply actions

I heard

you were doing nothing in USA against global warming, so that´s finally is true. We euros hold our farts, so protect the Earth against those emisions, and when we die we can be cremated easely, don´t need any gas or fuel. Yes, we are smoking all time, but what can we do to not smell that stink?.

I like Brandon Roy, whatever planet he comes from. (Bill Walton?)

by amlmart1 on Feb 7, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions

So...

not only do you smoke, but you're highly flamable.

If there are ever any major fires in europe, we will now know the reason why.

"No way. I love this town. We're gonna bring back the glory years. These boys are my boys. This is my team and my town." - Greg Oden when asked about leaving.

by ratbastird on Feb 7, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions

You always thought

that "Europe in flames" was a reference to war.

by jscot on Feb 7, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions

I now stand corrected

Actually... i sit corrected

"No way. I love this town. We're gonna bring back the glory years. These boys are my boys. This is my team and my town." - Greg Oden when asked about leaving.

by ratbastird on Feb 7, 2008 8:04 PM PST up reply actions

It's true!

My nephew lives at that orphanage. He says the farts smell like chocoate chip cookies.

by Corvid on Feb 7, 2008 11:35 AM PST reply actions

Man, I guess this diary was a bad idea!

Here's another one.

Good mid-range shooter. We haven't had one of those since...I don't know when.

by OCBlazerfan on Feb 7, 2008 11:36 AM PST reply actions

Weird

I thought Brandon didn't really hit the bars.

"No way. I love this town. We're gonna bring back the glory years. These boys are my boys. This is my team and my town." - Greg Oden when asked about leaving.

by ratbastird on Feb 7, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions

I love

That Brandon Roy is a Shawn Marion body double...and I can never find anyone to agree with me.

I'm hip, I'm slick, and all the women want my phone number!

by silkybrown on Feb 7, 2008 12:33 PM PST reply actions

I'm a fan of the fact

That BRoy was ROY and BRoy rhymes with love toy, and that my girlfriend loves him enough to want to turn him into one.

Wait... no... that's bad for me.

"No way. I love this town. We're gonna bring back the glory years. These boys are my boys. This is my team and my town." - Greg Oden when asked about leaving.

by ratbastird on Feb 7, 2008 12:36 PM PST reply actions

I love the fact that

He can beat Noah on a jump ball, and block C. Anthony's shot.

by OCBlazerfan on Feb 7, 2008 2:24 PM PST reply actions

Myspace

I used to work behind the Blazer bench for a few years (up until the end last year; I moved...) and when I first got onto myspace I thought I found Brandon...
"Yo Brandon, we're friends on myspace!"
Brandon: "I'm not on myspace, man. That's a phony."

Right.

I also love the that he's one of the best, most versatile closers in the game. In his second season no less.

by BlazerD on Feb 7, 2008 10:38 PM PST reply actions