Separated at birth?

by Philthyanimal on Feb 27, 2008 10:41 PM PST

Looking at the ESPN recap of tonights game and noticed the top performers of the game. We have Jarret Jack 21 pts 8 rebs 3 asts and Corey Maggette 32 pts 6 rebs 3 asts.

The resemblance is uncanny if you ask me. What do you think?

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Jack and Maggette separated at birth?

Yes

17 votes

No

23 votes

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Hilarious!

That's awesome.

by robrun2 on Feb 27, 2008 10:53 PM PST 0 recs

I gotta admit that is really spooky.

18 Points, 9 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 3 Steals, 2 Blocks and 0 TOs - LMA's Stats Rookie/Sophmore Game

by LaMarvelous on Feb 27, 2008 11:06 PM PST 0 recs

It might also be...

1 common parent and 1 different - just having fun, please don't flame me.

18 Points, 9 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 3 Steals, 2 Blocks and 0 TOs - LMA's Stats Rookie/Sophmore Game

by LaMarvelous on Feb 27, 2008 11:08 PM PST up 0 recs

lol

by Philthyanimal on Feb 27, 2008 11:10 PM PST up 0 recs

Lil' Wayne and Von Wafer

Could be twins also.

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 27, 2008 11:07 PM PST 0 recs

i was thinking that earlier

von wafer looks just like lil wayne with short hair and no tats

by DominicanAvenger on Feb 28, 2008 3:46 AM PST up 0 recs

with a little

avery johnson mixed in from a few angles

by DominicanAvenger on Feb 28, 2008 3:49 AM PST up 0 recs

Um hello?

they look nothing alike. Bald head, that's it.

by Section323 on Feb 27, 2008 11:41 PM PST 0 recs

Maggette could be Jack's father

now if only Jack was ripped as Maggette...

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by BlazerBandit on Feb 28, 2008 12:40 AM PST 0 recs

What?

Then that means....

THAT BEN KENOBI LIED TO JARRETT!

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by DonkeyShins on Feb 28, 2008 10:55 AM PST up 0 recs

Wow

They're interchangeable.

Next time they come to town, let's switch them and see if anyone notices.

I'm frequently right, but always certain

by jscot on Feb 28, 2008 2:00 AM PST 0 recs

I don't think their faces look similar

But their play styles and relationship with the team and its fans are extremely similar. Maggette and Jack have both constantly been in trade rumors, both are guys who thrive on driving hard to the basket and getting to the line, and both are prone to bone headed mistakes that drives fans crazy.

They're both bald, buff, and considered handsome by many. Dunleavy doesn't seem to like Maggete, so that's one difference between Jack and him, plus I think Jack has a better b-ball IQ, bonehead turnovers or not. And Jack is a better shooter.

But if ya look at the frame, the bald head, the trade rumors, and playing style, they are twins. Just not identical in the face.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 28, 2008 2:29 AM PST 0 recs

Nah

A little bit in the nose and a little bit with the eyebrows. But those two don't even look like brothers to me, let alone twins. Sorry.

"Ime caught the guy in mid-air with a fist and calmly continued his dispatching of oncoming people." -Gabe Muoneke

by hurryup09 on Feb 28, 2008 2:34 AM PST 0 recs

Find me someone

with perfectly horizontal eyebrows, then you've got something.

by Ramsey on Feb 28, 2008 8:28 AM PST 0 recs

I don't know...

in that photo, I think Jack looks like a thicker Travis Outlaw, with a 'stache... like his older, more mature brother or something.

Seriously, if you take off the 'stache and lean him up, they could be twins.

Bill Simmons is a moron.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 28, 2008 9:36 AM PST 0 recs

Yeah .....

They both have squinty eyes and prominent eye brows.

by TwoDeep on Feb 28, 2008 9:54 AM PST 0 recs

I need butt photos

To make a true comparison.

"I am Godzilla! You are Japan!" - Critical Bill from Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)

by tominhawaii on Feb 28, 2008 9:55 AM PST 0 recs

I want too.

I have to talk with the caricaturist. Have you ever seen a butt´s cacicature?.

"You, my friend, are an enigma" (einman77)

by amlmart1 on Feb 28, 2008 10:01 AM PST up 0 recs

Not yet

I have a thing for butts though. I've been studying them since I was a young boy.

"I am Godzilla! You are Japan!" - Critical Bill from Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)

by tominhawaii on Feb 28, 2008 10:09 AM PST up 0 recs

Tom, do you think ...

they should have a handle on each side to catch them better?.

I will ask to EngineerScoty if it´s possible to install such things.

"You, my friend, are an enigma" (einman77)

by amlmart1 on Feb 28, 2008 10:24 AM PST up 0 recs

I'm not sure

I know folks can grow handles. We call them "love handles" do they have them in Spain?

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by tominhawaii on Feb 28, 2008 10:30 AM PST up 0 recs

Of course

And we have a slang term too: "MICHELINES". The origin of that use come from the view of this Toy of the publicity by French tyre producer "Michelin":

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by amlmart1 on Feb 28, 2008 11:55 AM PST up 0 recs