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Worst Basketball Analogy Ever

This is from my lovely wife of all people.  I was bemoaning the Blazers 9 of 12 and 5 straight losses.  Then I was talking about how great it was when they were 25-16.

She compared the Blazers season to the infamous cough-fart.

Star-divide

Now the cough-fart as I understand it is this:

You have enormous.... pressure that needs to be released and you have the idea to make a loud cough while simultaneously making the necessary emission.  The infamous cough-fart is when the loud cough is mis-timed so that everybody turns to observe who is coughing so loudly and then a humongous fart happens.

Essentially she meant that the Blazers played so well (loud cough) that they received a lot of attention and proceeded to fall out of the playoff race (big out of control fart).

I apologize to the classy among us, but since my wife is becoming more interested in the Blazers I had to share.

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wow
I'm speachless...
RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Feb 22, 2008 12:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Embarassed
PFFFFT...hehe
I'm hip, I'm slick, and all the women want my phone number!

by silkybrown on Feb 22, 2008 1:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought my erotic cake/bran muffin episode
was bad, but that may be nearly as bad.

--Dave

by Dave on Feb 22, 2008 12:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's more
of a follow up to the bran muffin.
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson

by supremepuntiff on Feb 22, 2008 12:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You should marry your wife all over again
I wish our farts were a lil' more silent.  Then everyone could tell SOMEONE was smelling bad out west, but would think it's just Seattle again.  By being so loud everyone knows it's US causing the stink.

Your wife is wise in the ways of basketball, wise beyond her years of experience.  If you are currently in the midst of divorce hearings, CANCEL THEM.  She is the Brandon Roy of your relationship.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 22, 2008 12:26 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Get kids & a dog
Then everyone blames it on everyone else until the dog is left looking guilty.

by DonkeyShins on Feb 22, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If we ever divorced I should punch myself
in the face.  Our first date was a blazer game almost exactly 8 years ago.  Now she is at home with our 3 little blazer fans and changes diapers all day.  That is probably the subliminal source of the fecal-centric analogy.

by tweener on Feb 22, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your Wife...
She is exhibiting the traits of sheer genious, or mild insanity.
I'm hip, I'm slick, and all the women want my phone number!

by silkybrown on Feb 22, 2008 1:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It has been said
that God made women to keep men from being so crude.

How that applies, I'm not exactly sure, but I felt compelled to post it.

by jscot on Feb 22, 2008 5:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

In my book
We call that a double trouble
Smile, you're on a poster!

by RoysOurBoy on Feb 22, 2008 9:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

So would the Green / Wafer trade
Be KP pulling the trigger...or pulling a finger?

by DonkeyShins on Feb 22, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

You're wife is jiggy
That was pretty darn funny.
"Register all of your pre-, in-, and post-game thoughts right here." from Dave on a game day thread.

by tominhawaii on Feb 22, 2008 12:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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