Batum's blog (Dec. 8)
Nico finally updated his blog, and apparently there will be more entries this week. I might have to get to those at the end of the week, seeing as it's finals and all, but we'll see. Nice to see that he's a fellow Liverpool fan. :)

Nicolas has experienced a busy start to the season. As a result, to make up for the small delay taken for his blog, this weekend he sent us several posts that we will publish throughout the week and in which you will discover his new life, how he experienced his big debuts, anecdotes on his first big confrontations and his assessment of the start of the season.
Sorry to have taken a bit of time for the blog, but the first month of the NBA passed crazy-fast and I've just gotten used to the new rhythm, with full days and the travel...
Game days, it's practice in the morning at around 10:30/11:00. After practice, you eat, you rest and you leave for the game at around 4:30 when we play at 7. We get there really early. And when we're playing away, it's the same, there's the rookie bus at 4:15 and the bus for other players at 5. When I get there, I work individually for a little half hour, then afterwards I lift weights. We're not at full speed, because there's a game later, but it's to strengthen up (?). After, we rest, we stretch. We watch the video of the team that we're going to play and watch the scouting report of the team that we're going to play. We examine the opponent, in fact.
Then, 45 minutes before the game, they close the locker room to the press. We rest among us, there's a little meeting and the coach makes a speech. And after, we go out onto the court, 16 minutes before the game. Only 16 minutes. Don't ask me why, I don't know
And that, I had a hard time getting used to it at first, because before I always used to warm up for at least half an hour. A quarter hour, pff... at first it was hard. That's why at the start of the season, in the first half, I wasn't really there. Even during this quarter hour we don't really get warmed up. Three times on the left, three on the right, after we stop, some amuse themselves by shooting. So we don't really warm up and I had a hard time getting used to that. Now, I know how to warm up in a quarter hour and I'm no longer cold when I get in the game.
The days when we don't have a game are now lighter than at first. We practice at 10:00, but I always get there at 8:30 in the morning. After, at noon, weights. That's when we have two days between games. When we only have one day, we also have practice around 10:00. I also get there earlier to shoot and lift weights. After we watch tape, then a short hour of practice, but it's more recuperation: light jogging, stretching, exercises at 75%, so that we have some rhythm, but without strong opposition. It lasts an hour maximum.
Before, I came all the time in the afternoon, but now I basically don't come more than one time out of two. Because you still have to rest!!!! So I rest at my house, especially since there's my family who have arrived in Portland there. My sister is at school and I rest with my mom. We're in the process of looking for a house for them. And I rest deeply to recover well, because the first weeks were really tiring.
And then I try to do other stuff on the side, to not think about basketball all the time. I like to wander around Portland, go to restaurants, etc..., like I did in Le Mans last year. It's a calm city, it's very cool. I also often go to the Spaniards' houses, I hang out with them the most. We play video games. We play PES (Pro Evolution Soccer) tournaments. I alternate between Barcelona, Manchester, or most often Liverpool. Liverpool's my team. Sergio's the best. In general, he plays with Real Madrid.
It's good for me to do other stuff, because it's true that I'm also starting to get a little tired. The two games with 0 points... especially the one in New York, I screwed that one up. But that's another story, to be continued in another post.
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hey look, no gibberish at the top
that “insert from word” thing really works :)
I tried it this morning with the junk drawer and it didn't work
I got around it by copying all but the gibberish after I published it, then went to edit, deleted everything and pasted what I had copied.
rookie bus???
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
Most teams take 2 buses to the arena
The first bus is for players who want to get there early to work on their game and rookies, while the veterans come later.
rookie bus
hahaha
This was a cool post because it answered a lot of questions I had about the Blazers schedule. Batoooom is a swell guy.
Sweetness
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
i could add some babelfish-ese if you want
I’ll admit, it is funnier that way
by #10 on Dec 8, 2008 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
I went to Blog-A-Bull toray (the Bulls SB Nation site)
And there was a fanpost there that was nothing but babelfish-ese. Nothing but! There was no legible content whatesoever. And one of the comments below was from the author of the post. He said he didn’t know how to get rid of it and he didn’t know how to go back and fix it. It was really pathetic, just like the Bulls season.
"I would be in favor of trading LMA and Oden for a reliable starting PF at this point."
MT Suit, 11/25/08
Excellent
Thank you.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Stalker alert
And then I try to do other stuff on the side, to not think about basketball all the time. I like to wander around Portland, go to restaurants, etc…
OMG I think i would die if I just wondered around and MET him!
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
For some reason I thought he was underage....nevermind
fyi his birthday is on sunday the 14th (20th) got a present for him yet?
that's between Nic and I.
:)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Remember,
This is a family blog. :p
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
That's why she said
it’s between Nic and I
she spared us the horrific burden of telling us the dirty presents they buy for each other
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
But that leaves everything to the imagination.
And imaginations are dangerous things.
…
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
sounds like a personal problem
;-)
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Booooooo!
What is with this Profile Extreme Makeover?
First you change your picture, which is wayyyy too innocent looking now, and then you get rid of your feminist sig.
What is this world coming to?!
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
"extreme"
haha I didn’t think my last pic was provocative or “un innocent” at all????
I
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
yeh huh!
You had this mischievious grin in the last one….you looked guilty.
Now it’s just a cute little guy who’s all grins and some old geezer trying to look young with him.
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaah :)
“old geezer”
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Double Stalke Alert
I also often go to the Spaniards’ houses, I hang out with them the most. We play video games. We play PES (Pro Evolution Soccer) tournaments. I alternate between Barcelona, Manchester, or most often Liverpool. Liverpool’s my team. Sergio’s the best. In general, he plays with Real Madrid.
Let’s go Sophia!
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
Yes girl it's ok though! By the way, what r u wearing to the game tomorrow? I think im gonna wear heels...
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
I don't know yet
Probably nothing too exciting…
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
OMG this blog is gonna get erased... lol
f
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
I will probably go w/ "old faithful"
black pants, red or black shirt and black boots…
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
I'm working on getting the wife to do the ultimate blazers halloween costume next year.
The painted on jersey.
Heels optional.
(just contributing to the thread nuking effort)
thanks alot, especially since it's always the thread I make a super G status comment on too..
Question to you is, who does the painting?
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Tom's got this one
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
the full commitment costume
she’s a big fan eh? – Elgin
Cat's foot, iron claw - LaMarcus Aldridge screams for more. At paranoia's poison door, alley oop slam throw it down big man. - Variations on a theme by Peter Sinfield.
OMG I read this too late
That’s exactly what I am wearing right now. No joke. Great, we’ll be twins again.
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
LOL "if you buy ONE MORE black shirt..." lol
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
We love you Nic!
Keep up the hard work.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
Linguemangulator translation
This is what it said
We just spent 4 games on the road. Boy am I tired of being with these jerks continuously for that amount of time. We started in Detroit but I didn’t really get to take enough shots …..so I am ticked off even though we won the game. Next we went to New York City…..all I saw were prostitutes and muggers…also it smells really offensive, even though it was cold. Again we won but again I didn’t get enough shots…..plus there were a bunch of a Frenchmen ….I thought when I came to the NBA I wouldn’t have to see those jerks anymore …oh well. Next came Washington….what a mess. The Washington Monument looks like a giant phallus. Plus …more Frenchmen…..arrrrg! I had to spend an hour talking to them and pretending to gracious and accomodating. Plus I didn’t get enough shots. Boston came next …If I would have shot more I am positive we would have won …plus cigarettes are too expensive in Boston and they all have filters….jerks!!! Jerryd Bayless doesn’t enough aftershave. Anyway Merry Christmas to you all
Boy that lost something in translation
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
Nic's been spending wayyyyyyyy too much time with Rudy
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
Well there was also some stuff about ......
…not liking to shower after the games (or at all) and how he is worried that he might “surrender” to Dirk on Christmas (as some sort of involantary reflex) but I decided to leave that part out
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 8, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WOW I seriously just laughed out loud
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
I just dredged up some of my old man's
euro trash talk
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
yeah Euro's can be really effeminate.
it’s weird but kind of super AWESOME!
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Hmmmm....so you like the feminine
along with the masculine. That can be simulated, you know. Just go down town
That 70's show:
Kelso: Red! I guess ur wondering why I'm going through your stuff. See, I needed to borrow your saw...because I need to chop down a tree...because there's something stuck in it...an animal...a rabbit...and I would like to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs!
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't..............how the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
Kelso: uhhhhhh Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah, he's a sadistic bastard.
"simulated"... I should then go shopping at Spartacus on 10th and Burnside.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
for all the interested ladies
according to Batum’s blogger profile
“NicolasBatum n’a aucun ami” = NicolasBatum has no friends.
of course, he’s also supposedly 48 years old…
Note to Greg Oden: posing as Batum on the internet = not cool
strengthen up?
> We’re not at full speed, because there’s a game later, but it’s to strengthen up (?).
maybe he means “warm up”? – Elgin
Cat's foot, iron claw - LaMarcus Aldridge screams for more. At paranoia's poison door, alley oop slam throw it down big man. - Variations on a theme by Peter Sinfield.
Thanks #10 for translating!! - Elgin
Cat's foot, iron claw - LaMarcus Aldridge screams for more. At paranoia's poison door, alley oop slam throw it down big man. - Variations on a theme by Peter Sinfield.
nicolas batums sis goes to my school!
westside christian in lake o…
she doesnt play basketball.
"im a buffet of goodness"-Channing Frye

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