Caption Contest -- Best Picture Ever (?)
by Ben Golliver on Dec 8, 2008 8:30 AM PST
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PrintThis picture, whether the photographer knows it or not, has now fulfilled its destiny: Blazers Edge Caption Contest Fodder.
You know what to do. Caption this sucker. What could these two possibly be saying to each other? Keep it (mostly) clean.
Happy Monday. Should be a post-heavy day around these parts. Check back early and often.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
PS The picture is courtesy of the Rebecca Haarlow "Celebrity" Facebook page. She's got 104 friends. She's doing Diogu numbers. Why not help her pump up those stats?
If you're looking for Mike and Mike "Celebrity" Facebook Pages, mysteriously they are nowhere to be found. Stay tuned? (We can only hope)
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Looks like he's attempting the classic Andy pick-up line
“Imagine the possibilities!…. You, Me, together, we could rule Blazer’s media Forever!”
That, Or,
“Try not to laugh when holding my ball!”
That, Or,
“I can’t believe your as tall as I am”. Ouch.
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Dec 8, 2008 8:37 AM PST reply actions
"And there is where we will put our basktball hoop, right in front of our dream
house. We can even let Trout come over if you would like."
I'm a little confused by your tactics
by oderiferous emanations 74 on Dec 8, 2008 8:39 AM PST reply actions
“hey look, it’s the girl from our tanning salon”
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on Dec 8, 2008 8:39 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
Use the force, Rebecca...
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
We're on camera!!
So you can’t really mention that my hand in on your butt
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
"OK now..."
“I’ll say ‘Hey Ruben, look over here!’ and you throw the ball at his dangly bits – it’ll be a riot!”
by DonkeyShins on Dec 8, 2008 8:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
HA HA!
Dangly parts!
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
by supremepuntiff on Dec 8, 2008 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
If you could learn to dribble with just one hand, you would be better than Sergio
- “The NBA – where carrying happens”
- “I have plans for a new Blazers halftime sponsored by eHarmony.com”
B-Rex bandwagon begins
Tony: “I’ll tell you what you’ve won. A date with me.”
Rebecca: “You actually thought that would work? Ha ha ha!”
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
by T Darkstar on Dec 8, 2008 8:47 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Excuse my bad breath...
I’ve got chronic halitosis. You got any Altoids? Mentos? I forgot my stinking binaca.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 8:47 AM PST reply actions
"Rebecca, If you sink this shot, I'll suck on your toes."
“I don’t mind suckin’ on toes.”
by tominhawaii on Dec 8, 2008 8:52 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
"I'm a swish, just like your shot."
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
The coach want her to stay late
and work on her form
by southern oregon on Dec 8, 2008 8:53 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
very nice.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Is it ok if I stand here and pretend to give you pointers?
You actually are a girl – I just shoot like one.
Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.
And Tony's hands are smaller than hers!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
"My sources tell me
that with this economy, the Nets are looking for a more value-priced free agent to splurge on than LeBron. I can see your name up in lights in Brooklyn! But…You’ve got….to make…your free throws!"
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
by supremepuntiff on Dec 8, 2008 9:00 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
how can I not rec this one?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
Psst...
don’t look now, but that guy in the red jacket thinks he’s Travis Outlaw, and wants you to interview him…
The inbound to McGinnis, drives, stops, pumps, shoots, short, no good...AND THE GAME IS OVER! ~ Bill Schonely
by SandbergOnSports on Dec 8, 2008 9:03 AM PST reply actions
Just think of it
if the backboard were a little lower we could see our reflections.
by unemployedreflection on Dec 8, 2008 9:08 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Think of a place that’s really…perfect. Your own happy place! Go there, and all your anger will just disappear. Then, shoot!
Happy place!
by notjames116 on Dec 8, 2008 9:09 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I could make you into a star Rebecca. Your own photo spreads in the magazines. Like that Lakers scout, Bonnie-Jill Laflin
B-Rex bandwagon begins
lol
Travis please save us
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 2, 2008 5:14 PM PST Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Knicks on Blazer's Edge
Do that thing where you
pretend to laugh. like when you interview the players and talk to mike and mike. great..
Ok I will try again
“Just think about it……with your teeth and my teeth……our kids would end up with more teeth than all the Osmonds…combined!!!”
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
" aaaa whole neeewwww worlD! A wondrous place you've never been! I'll take you WAYYY up there, it's crystalll clear that now you're in a WHOle newww worldd with meeeeeeeeee!!!"
Yes, I have that song memorized.
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Aladdin
" what can I call ya huh? Laddy? How about just Din"
LOL RObin Williams as the Geni is hilarious! I must concur , best Disney movie of all time.
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
unintentional humor > trying to be funny
Cat's foot, iron claw - LaMarcus Aldridge screams for more. At paranoia's poison door, alley oop slam throw it down big man. - Variations on a theme by Peter Sinfield.
If this shot is too easy
we will make the basket regulation size instead of 3 feet across and raise it to five feet and move you back to the free throw line
Harold
"Okay...
Pressure situation! Down one, 3 seconds on the clock, Dwight Howard to your left, Kobe cheating in from the right, Paul for the steal from behind you, and a 6’11 250 pound man on all fours in front you emitting a deep growl; be one with the ball! FOCUS!"
Rebecca thinking to herself: sigh “just like the halcyon days of my sorority initiation.”
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
by supremepuntiff on Dec 8, 2008 9:47 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
If you sink this shot...
…I’ll tell you where I get my eyebrows done.
The Vanilla Gorilla strikes again...
Tony(?): "Manananananananana"
Rebecca: “I love that movie! (with a lisp) Rebecca Haarlow, the cinderella story out of nowhere, free throw for the championship. It’s up… AND IT’S IN! The crowd goes wild! HAAAAAAA, HAAAAAAA!”
I have too much free time this morning.
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
You should listen to me
I know Sergio Gave you a pointer or two, but watch him, He can’t shoot either…
by winnerwinner on Dec 8, 2008 9:51 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
If you make this shot, I'm going to ask Tony Luftman to tell you what you've won.
Then everybody will think we’re witty.
unrec
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I was just teasin'
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
I deserved it. I bungled that one horribly.
but I can take it. I’m going to keep my eye on you though.
Boooooo!!!
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Dec 8, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
OK
“OK Rebbecca, now you’re Travis Outlaw, you’re wide open, now dribble into that 7-foot defender and pull up a 18-footer right in his face while kicking both your legs out wildly. Oh, and here’s the kicker … drill the shot.”
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
If you make it, I'll leave you alone.
If you miss it, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you need to pretend that you like it.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Dec 8, 2008 10:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
^Line from Happy Gilmore
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Dec 8, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Alright Rebecca, I know it's hard... but just try to ignore that guy.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions 11 recs
All credit to Corvid...
It needed to be shown again.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 8, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
It is awesome!!!
I wish I had those seats. I’d totally do that when Jazz come to town.
(although my 140 lbs of eggshell white would not be as, um, distracting.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
brilliant
Travis please save us
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 2, 2008 5:14 PM PST Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Knicks on Blazer's Edge
Can we get Shav to do this on the sidelines?
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 8, 2008 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Classy bunch those Cameron Crazies
"It never is, because I'm the Shogun. And before you get to the Shogun, you gotta go through a lot of ninjas."
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
"You know, I was also on my homecoming court"
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
by dvcastle on Dec 8, 2008 10:57 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Now we break for the half time show: Hey Becca....
I say we…uh um..you go for the Camry…more legs..uh um… leg room in the back
"Ok, Rebecca...
….you see Kobe bent over tying his shoes over there…..hit him in the head and make it look like a miss, that way when he comes to it’ll look like an accident. Kobe with concussion equals Blazers playoff win!"
"Every time I see Stern in public now, I kept expecting him to point up to a helicopter hovering above, like Sosa did to impress Tony in "Scarface," followed by the sight of a beaten-up Tim Donaghy being pushed out of the 'copter in midair," Bill Simmons, ESPN Draft Diary 2008
"Its just like we practiced last night Rebecca,
slow and easy stroke."
"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy
by courtsideerrandboy on Dec 8, 2008 12:12 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
The conversation went like this...
Tony: “Hey Rebecca, let me show you how to shoot the free throw…”
Rebecca: “Sure! Now if I elbow you real hard before shooting, do I get the and 1?”
head on
apply directly to basketball
Yeah... well that's just like, your opinion, man...
by blainessy on Dec 8, 2008 12:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lol
Travis please save us
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 2, 2008 5:14 PM PST Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Knicks on Blazer's Edge
Five....
Five dollar….five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
by prezofdeath on Dec 8, 2008 1:15 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Here's one...
Rebecca to Tony: "Is that a basketball in your pocket or are you just happy to…Oh wait, it was a basketball! giggle
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride
A Haarlow worrrrrrld
If you make BOTH shots, Becca
You’ll have something to brag on with your boyfriend LaMarcus…
by torridjoe on Dec 8, 2008 1:36 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
this ones the best
Travis please save us
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 2, 2008 5:14 PM PST Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Knicks on Blazer's Edge
OR
OK now, Rebecca—this kind of practice is how Katie Couric got off The Today Show and onto the Evening News. You’re fooling yourself if you think you’ll make the big time without being able to clean up the FT’s late…
If you miss off goes the top!
Miss Miss Miss
by Miker Blazer on Dec 8, 2008 4:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
How about...
“No Rebecca, the G.O. hernia check is about this high.”
Spanish Main: The point of departure for enormous wealth in the form of gold, silver, gems, spices, hardwoods, hides, alley-oops, assists and three pointers.
Practice makes perfect
“You want to give Rudy just a little bit of a lead, so that he can reverse slam the alley oop.”
...
“When you see him in the face, Throw it!”
by ofred on Dec 8, 2008 6:08 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
HAHA
+1
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
"Michael, tell 'em what he won..."
“…not a phone number…”
Ha.
We're going to WIN...in RIP CITY! Well, the lights are bright! In the town tonight!
Hmm...
“I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right Rebecca and you just might get to meet the whole gang”
I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it
caption
“make this shot and I’ll let you sleep with my wife….”
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Dec 8, 2008 10:33 PM PST reply actions
Who is that Dude?
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
"Imagine it...
Our own time slot on HSN selling Rebecca Haarlow’s mini-towels. Just as absorbent as regular towels, but only one-third the size! We’ll be famous! And RICH!"
—Dave
Harlow Sports Network?
I just sprained my eyes rolling them.
Every night the team scores 100 points is sort of a mini-Hispanic night.........all the fans get free Chalupas. --Bust a Bucket
See Oden! A friend with a BASKETBALL! Can you say basketball?
Okay Rebecca, now when I put the music on you start grinding him, lil fella needs to keep his “dance time”
The Odenphant is true king of the jungle.
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