Junk Drawer -- Dec. 7 2k8 Early Morning Edition

Junky Drawers 12/07/08 Late to Bed-Early to Rise Edition

Dsc_7779_tiny by BlazermaniacAndy on Dec 7, 2008 12:22 AM PST

Good Evening! Good Morning! It’s your favorite Blazermaniac Andy here (what, you know another!?) and I have stayed up this late to bring you all the brand spankety ankin new Junk Drawer for this fine day, Our redemption day over the boston blowout game. Our poor northern brothers, Oh how I feel sorry for that Canadian team right now. We suffer a blowout loss, they suffer one too, and then we take a trip to Canada and gift them one more blowout loss just for good measure, it’s cruel really. So what do you think? You read Jason’s Q’s article, and I have already called for the Firing of…. No One! Come on people that was a great celtic team with a PHD in trash talking we lost to on Friday! Let’s just do the right thing. Go back to school, major in garbage mouth (or just let our game do the talking for us) and go to Canadia and serve the Canuck’s a full pint glass of whoop arse! Ok, maybe that is a little bit of the Full Sail LTD limited edition Lager talking, but seriously, I passed up going downtown to Bar 15 with 4 HOTT drunk blonde chicks so I could come back home and get up in time to watch the Blazer game. Am I a loser? Your dang right, but tomorrow I’ll be a winner! It hurt, you should of have seen her, ahem, assets. Talk about sacrifice! Can ANYONE claim they left more behind in hopes of watching a victory!?

So, I will stay up for a few more hours until can easily pass out in front of my Tele set, and by nine o’clock John Farley and Colin Quarterman will be here with yours truely (what you know another Blazermaniac Andy!?) to witness the Portland Pinwheel getting back on track towards the playoffs!

So here it is, a junk drawer, about the Blazers. I apologize. So allow to make this post special and start talking about things that have nothing to do with the Red and Black.

Moss On Roof’s. You are probably from Arizona and have never heard of this rain stuff, but basically it drops from the sky and causes this really cool green stuff called moss to grow on our roofs. So, every so often, you get to spend the ENTIRE day, scraping, sweeping, sweating, and of course, cursing, to remove a few hundred pounds of this from your lovely mothers domicile. yeah, it sucked. So, anyone had the same problem? What’s your secret? I got this Moss Off stuff, does that help?

That movie Munich, I watched the first half and it was good, and then don’t you love not getting to finish the second half of a movie cause you have to go hang out with drunk blonde chicks?!

Roommates, I hate mine. Want to move in? Promise you won’t spill a plate of spaghetti on my brand new carpet?! Your in!

And Finally, winter, I.E. The cold. My brother bought a new 12 ft boat today, it’s from 1970, and we were outside all day building a new platform to stand on and new bench’s. Anyone else been noticing your tan is fading? Or perhaps, your heating bill is like mine, hundreds of dollars a month! Gotta love these 1970’s homes with NO insulation! That’s all I got, this post, and no insulation!

Here I was, alone at home with a cold PBR in my hand, it’s midnight, I think to myself “hey self, you probably have a friend on the BEdge some where creating a post at this moment with a bunch of cool hyper links (is that what they are called?) and, you should go ahead an waste 24 minutes of your life writing a post that no one will ever get to comment on and then as soon as you post it your good buddy prez will of have already post a much better (but albeit less Junky) junk drawer up to thwart your jealous tendencies of having a "most posted on” post ever :( . . .

ok so let’s just comment on this comment all night, at least until we go to bed, it will make me feel better, I, like Kermit, like being Green

I want to rip off the movie Eat and Run. In that movie an alien comes to earth and eats people. He eats an Italian man who was nice and spicy so from then on, the alien would only eat Italian people.

I was thinking my movie would be about zombies that eat everyone but have a hankerin’ for black people’s brains. I was going to call it Chocolate Brains and rewrite the song Chocolate Rain.

Chocolate Brains
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Brains
A zombie born will die before the sin

He’s watching Enemy Mine and Dennis Quaid just mentioned the Houston Oilers.

Who am I to talk though.

Anyone ever fly while dealing with a head cold? I just did a cross-country flight yesterday, and 12 hours later my head still feels like an overinflated balloon, just waiting to pop.

Last year after a game there were tons of trade proposals after a game saying we needed a player from the opponent. Now people write posts about characteristics of players from the opponent that the Blazers need. I guess it’s a positive step.

Perfect for a cup of tea and a Blazer game in the morning to start the day. The only problem with morning games is that it could ruin the rest of your day. Or, make it the best day ever.

I blame the cold cold heart of Kevin Garnett.

It’s really pretty though, the best part of a college campus is the snow before it gets unbearably dirty and wet.

“Banished New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury refused to confirm or deny a report on ESPN Radio Friday night that said he was expecting to be released within a week so that he could sign with Boston, Orlando or Miami.”

How sweet would that be? A direct injection of cancer into the vein.

And see who can get banned off the most SB Nation blogs.

It wasn’t a great game for him to get minutes, since Bosh, JO, and Graham would all be tough assignments for him. But, on Webster’s first day back, Frye sits down.

This was considerably more sudden than I would have anticipated. It seems that Nate is playing the starters longer minutes [especially in close games, which is expected], and even Joel is seeing his minutes dwindle.

Hopefully, this will light a fire under those guys and we’ll see some good play coming up at home. With Martell rejoining the team, Batum is still a starter, which means we need one fewer forward. Outlaw will play the backup PF when he can, and that means that either Batum or Channing needs to lose minutes. So far, advantage Batum.

Makes me kind of wish that Paul Allen moves the Blazers to a city on the east coast.

I’m watching the Clippers game and Mr. Randolph has improved quite a bit since the last time I saw him play.

And maybe supporting Indy Cornrows a bit.

and get into double digits, maybe win the game. i’ll believe it when it’s said and done, it’s now tied w/1.24 lef

gut blocked by perkins

Worst case would probably be if McHale takes over. Though that would be only fair if he had to work with the players he acquired in various trades and drafts.

Lakers have scored a total of 3 points off their bench. They are NOT as deep as people think they are — Farmar is slumping (0 pts. and sitting almost all game) and Odom is really not that impressive of a player.

The Lakers can be beat about now. Not that amazing, the way they were at the start of the year…

Does anyone know where I can purchase one of those bras Angelina Jolie wears in the movie for my wife? There is something about it that sticks out, that I really like about it.

Planned Parenthood offering gift certificates

I want to send those to people that I feel should not reproduce. Anyone have KG’s address?