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A Few Things Greater i.e. POR/BOS recap- updated

91 > 86

Roy-less Blazers > Boston

3 Rooks Start, 4 Rooks play > World Champs

Twin Towers > Three Amigos

6 man play > technical foul (this is easy: 2 > 1)(keep this one in the playbook)

Oden’s grin after 6 man play > barking dog

My Dog > your dog

Blazer Spirit > Celtic Swagger

LMA > KG

Ike > Baby Davis

Travis > Any other 6th man

Pryz > Perkins
Pryz > All other backup centers

Sergio > Eddie House

Rudy > Ray Allen (a little poetic license)

Batum > Pierce   (poetic license)

Blake > Rondo    (The Truth)

Our DNP (did not play) > your DNP
Roy This Year > Roy Last Year

Portland Rainwater > Boston Tea

Beer soaked basketball > Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy (So I’m a little giddy)

Batum sniffing beer soaked ball > KG smelling Travis’s armpit when KG got posterized

Blazers bench > Celtic bench                            29 to 9

Blazer Rebounds > Celtic rebounds                44 to 29

Blazer Points in Paint > C’s Points in Paint      12 to 6  (ESPN shot chart totally wrong here, can't they count)

Fastbreak: Bayless to LMA Dunk > allyoop to KG

Greg’s coming out party > Than riding the ball drop in New York at New Years Eve Party

Blazers physicality > Boston physicality
Nate > Doc

15=16 > You Ever Dreamed

Oden’s whack on KG’s head > KG’s elbow in LMA’s rib

LMA’s slap on KG’s head > KG’s elbow in LMA’s rib

PTB Stock > Dow Jones    (hmm, the way things are going Enron might end up > Dow Jones)

Allen’s Wallet > Most third world countries

Blazer Tenacity > Refs bad calls

Portland beat Boston > Heat beat Cleveland

Blazers Edge > Celtics Blog

Pritch Slap >  an Ali Punch

The sound of chanting Roy for M.V.P. > the “Sound of Music”

homer fan exuberance > NBA fan objectivity

Blazer Fans…..Priceless

 

 

The Blazers played a great game - here's a few of those great(er) things.
It's a list of my favoritle things.

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