Wednesday Whimsy: KP Caption Contest
by Ben. on Dec 3, 2008 9:11 AM PST
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I grabbed this screen cap last night from the pregame story about Jerryd Bayless. This pritchslappily enthusiastic reaction was how General Manager Kevin Pritchard and Assistant General Manager Tom Penn celebrated the draft day trade for Predator. Whatever you do, don't post this link to Jarrett Jack's facebook page.
It's been awhile since we've done a caption contest around here. So, I humbly ask you to provide your best caption to the photograph in the comments. Can't think of a good one? Vote for your favorite by reccing it. Winner gets our undying love.
And please do not write "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance." That joke has been done.
By me. Just now.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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"Five ... five dollar ... five dollar foot-long ..."
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 9:15 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
you must have stopped reading after the first post
because directly below here is the winner and based on the number of recs for each, it’s not even close
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Dec 3, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"NO! Please Kevin! Don't Pritchslap me, i'm on your side!"
by Mace on Dec 3, 2008 9:15 AM PST reply actions 23 recs
rec.
after reading this, I can’t possibly come up with a better one.
The guy on the right actually looks like he’s putting up both of this hands to defend himself from the Pritchslap, and KP’s hand actually appears to be moving in for facial contact.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this is it
there can be only one
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Dec 3, 2008 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KP
does seem to have a bit of a hungry look there.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Dec 3, 2008 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Ike Diogu is coming to the 503!"
"Luck is the residue of design." - Branch Rickey
by TheObjectiveMike&Mike on Dec 3, 2008 9:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
KP: "My left arm is paralized"
TP: “Mine too”
KP: “Holy Crap!! Help me clap!!”
TP:“OK”
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 9:30 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
There's a break in the Draft Day action when we get a peek in the war room...
ESPN needed a commercial break, and Danny Ainge is taking forever.
KP has been working his mojo and is really feeling it, so he tells of the time he caught this Mahi Mahi while down in Cabo. The power he weilds on this day is coursing through his veins and he gets caught up in the moment. When the time comes to illustrate the size of the trophy fish he caught, he says…
“Hey, bud… yeah, you, help me out here… I don’t wanna move my left hand right now. Put your hand up. Move it closer to you… a little more… a little more…. there. IT WAS THIS BIG!”
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 9:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
my first thought was
the “this big” as well. Then i noticed the other hand wasn’t his.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Dec 3, 2008 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it took me a couple looks to realize that, too.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you could go on with that thread forever ...
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“So then I said, ‘Tyrus Thomas and Victor Kryhpa… I don’t know… well… OK! HAHAHAHAHA!’ High five!”
Look at me, I'm crazy protractor face man... give me some candy!
by halfasiansensation on Dec 3, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The games are HOT, and they’re right/ripe/rife for the winning!
by CatMan2 on Dec 3, 2008 9:36 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
"Did you see who the Bobcats took"
Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game
by iDea on Dec 3, 2008 9:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
"If you're evil and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)"
If you’re evil and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you’re evil and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you’re evil and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you’re evil and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)
by Norsktroll on Dec 3, 2008 9:51 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
I'm going to snatch your toupe...
no, no
yes I am…
no, please
yes I am…
by ***Jason*** on Dec 3, 2008 9:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sort of looks like Bob from the Viagra commercials...
Sort of creepy…
Let RudyMania Reign!!
by DowntownChinatown on Dec 3, 2008 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FIRST THE NBA, THEN THE WORLD!!
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
by hurryup09 on Dec 3, 2008 10:15 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Who can settle for just one?
1.) “First, I slapped Petrie and Bird like this…”
“Then, you got Gregg Popovich like this!”
2.) “The perfect Pritch-slap goes up to gain momentum, then whips laterally, like so…”
3.) “Higgggh five. Jerryd Bayless! It’s nice.”
"Now, you take a bobcat or a Jayhawk. You know they'll run if you give 'em the chance. But when one don't run, why, you shoot him and shoot him quick. Raef's my dog, Pa. I've gotta do what's right..." Old Yeller (1957)
by RoyGoesTheDynamite on Dec 3, 2008 10:16 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
word up
TP Man, are we that good, or is everyone else that bad?
KP Who cares? Ring up another guard for the good guys.
Yeah... well that's just like, your opinion, man...
by blainessy on Dec 3, 2008 10:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
you see the arms on him, there only this long!!!!
by 2phattoplay on Dec 3, 2008 10:31 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
very nice indeed.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KP: "Last one to raise their hand gets Pritchslapped"
TP: “Ahhh, when will he stop playing this game?”
THWACCCCKK!
I didn't mean to turn you on
by dukedee on Dec 3, 2008 10:37 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
"Why so serious?"
Pritchard looks a bit unhinged if you look at that smile closely.
by staylost on Dec 3, 2008 10:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
sactown royalty is gonna be pissed!
P’SLAP!
michelle you look good tonight.. ANYTHING IS POSSIBAAAAAAAAAAL!
by hossticles on Dec 3, 2008 10:47 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
The NBA Draft Day War Room:
Where Pritchslaps Happen.
by Mallardvalue on Dec 3, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
Also, in the vein of saving money on car insurance....
“We got Bayless! Give me some love Tom, that is so Old Mutual!”
by Mallardvalue on Dec 3, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
High Five! Nope. Too cool. (Brushes hand through hair, gets serious immediately, picks up phone)
"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy
by courtsideerrandboy on Dec 3, 2008 10:51 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Wheeeeeee
I just saved a bunch of money off my cap space by switching to draft picks!
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
by supremepuntiff on Dec 3, 2008 10:56 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I'm thinking it goes like this....
KP: “So Tom, when you’re deciding if you got the deal you want, look at the other GM. Like when I was dealing with Danny Ainge, you look for him to get a goofy look on his face….like this…….and then when he wants to high five you….then, and only then, do you close the deal. And you walk away knowing he’s just been Pritch-slapped. Now you try it. No…you gotta see the really goofy looking face….that way you know they think they got the better of you. THERE….now you got it!”
by antediluvian on Dec 3, 2008 11:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Mr. Allen said we can have El Burrito Loco!
—Dave
by Dave on Dec 3, 2008 11:21 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
nice
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you've got something on your face...
right there, on your nose… what is that?… is that… is that brown?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yer going down for that, you'vegottomakeyourfreethows.
You won’t know where or when, but it’s coming.
I happen to love a few very dirty, sketchy burrito places in N. Portland, and I think one is called something like El Burrito Loco, if I recall correctly.
I can’t believe nobody rec’d my $5 footlong caption.
You guys wouldn’t know funny if it bit you on the baseline.
Hmphf.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it got a good chuckle out of me… was very nice…
by Ben. on Dec 3, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mercury already did the joke
Stop ripping off my dog, man. She’ll cut you!
M—
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mercury the Wonder mutt
is gonna cut ya up, boy!
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at your reply...
that count for anything?
I happen to live in NE… and I’m always looking for some dirty greasy mexican (food). Show me the way… unless party of your “it’s coming” involves giving me a nasty case of Montezuma’s Revenge by tainting said burrito…. maybe don’t show me the way.
Also, are you fishing for sympathy votes there?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yes on the sympathy votes.
Actually, there’s a place on Alberta Street that sent a friend to the hospital with some bad chicken a few years back. If it’s too divey, I get the chili-rellano or something vegi.
Plus, Mortimer’s dog already did my joke, so you can un-rec now.
(payback still coming, you’vegottomakeyourfreethows … oh yes.)
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd it too
I remember the pain of being unrec’d, back when I was posting from the streets. I know what you’re going through.
Now that I’m living the green life, I’m trying to give back to those who got me where I am today.
Here’s another rec for ya, kid. Keep reaching for those stars.
Morty time!
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Uncle Morty!
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me
I was looking for some sushi the other day, walking around, and I saw a place up the street so I went in to grab some whatever and then I saw, hidden away, their healthcode rating: C. At a raw fish restaurant.
Yuck.
You hate to pretty much poop on each plate that is served to not get an A it seems like, so I’m scared of the sushi restaurant that operates with a C.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KP and Tom:
“I can’t believe that sushi place didn’t give us the squirts!”
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome
I can’t remember how, but yeah I saw that the other day or so… I wish the sushi place I went to (but didn’t eat at, of course) was that creative, and maybe if they weren’t just outright HIDING their grade I’d respect them more.
The sneaky restaurant in your link shoulda’ made the font the same as the Health Inspector’s font! Makes it jump out and the ruse is UP once you see it ain’t the same.
That’s funny though. They deserve at least a B for showing initiative.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha ha ... very clever/creepy.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I have another one
“Put yer right hand in. Take yer right hand out. Put yer right hand in….and shake it all about”
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 11:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
" Batum has a heart condition... we give you 2 late draft picks!"
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson
by BlazerFan1 on Dec 3, 2008 11:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
too true. They probably did that same “heart condition” stunt as in the M*A*S*H movie.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There was a M*A*S*H movie???
Was Co. Potter still on it??
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 6:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
man ... Robert Altman?
A classic!
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 6:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Yank!!!
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 6:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
how did all you guys using advertising slogans leave out
he went to jerryd!
by contemnor on Dec 3, 2008 11:40 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
“Don’t think i won’t Pritchslap you too Tom, you know how i get on draftday”
by Croatian_Sensation on Dec 3, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was the first to rec the eventual winner . . .
. . . but two entries, anyway:
“By the power of Castle Greyskull . . . I HAVE GREG ODEN!!!”
and
“But Kevin, what about you?”
“[lakers] you.”
“No, but Kevin: What about YOU?”
“[Lakers] YOU.”
“NO! KEVIN! WHAT ABOUT YOU?”
“[LAKERS] YOU!” [Pow!]
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
by QualityPie on Dec 3, 2008 11:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
my entry
KP: Up high
Down low
Too the side
Too slow Joe!
by boppitywop on Dec 3, 2008 11:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I just spit on my screen
I do that with my 3 year old son and now he does it to the kids at AWANA’s. Classic and hilarious.
Look at me, I'm crazy protractor face man... give me some candy!
by halfasiansensation on Dec 3, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oldie but a goodie
"We’re going to Disneyland! "
by blazersrock on Dec 3, 2008 12:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or
Paul Allen- “Raise your hand if you want a raise?”
by blazersrock on Dec 3, 2008 12:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
"Do you see this hand? No? NO?....tell me I can't get that deal done again N it's going right up against that fat container you call a head."
(notice the crazed look in the eye, that GM is crazy like that)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Dec 3, 2008 12:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mace's wins
in a landslide. I’m not even going to try and beat that.
"I believe in [Joel]. I just love the way he plays." - Nate McMillan
by jamon51 on Dec 3, 2008 12:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The NBA:
“Where you just got Pritchslapped happens”
by BlazerFan88 on Dec 3, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Sweet! That was a wet one!
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
by dcblazer on Dec 3, 2008 12:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Bird has a headache this big...and it's got a Pritchslap written all over it.
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
by silkybrown on Dec 3, 2008 12:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good morning...
and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 1:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
K.P is a direct descendant of King Midus
2-4 the who
by 24thewho on Dec 3, 2008 1:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Somebody finally woke Larry up, he's waiting on the phone and he sounds drunk again!
Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.
by KP Corleone on Dec 3, 2008 1:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Yes!
“Darius was cut by the Celtics! Our plan to injure him and purposefully bungle his rehab to the point where he may never walk normal again has come to its full fruition! AWKWARD DRAFT DAY HIGH FIVE TIME!”
or
“Finally… our 19 year plan to profit from the traumatic death of Nicolas Batum’s father from a heart condition, and the subsequent spreading of the rumor that Nicolas Batum might share the same fatal heart condition, has come to fruition. OUR LIFE’S WORK IS COMPLETE. AWKWARD DRAFT DAY HIGH FIVE TIME!”
When I see this picture, I see things coming to fruition, so that’s why I used the word twice. Get off my back.
Plus I imagine KP and Tom Penn being devious and giggly all the time, imagining their offices like a hidden lair within a hollowed out volcano where they plan intricate trades and cap dodges to unleash on unsuspecting GMs. PA offered to do that for them (the offices within a hollowed out volcano thing), but I think KP and Penn enjoy the fantasy of it all more than they would the reality (hollowed out volcanos are expensive to air condition and getting wifi is a bitch, and only Cingulair has service in volcanoes and KP doesn’t wanna switch from Verizon until his contract is up).
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 1:49 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
It's a wild world in there isn't it Morty.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KP and Tom Penn
Might had also just heard that Channing Frye won the “hardest off-season worker award”, so they could continue that curse of trading away whoever wins it the following season.
Yeah, I guess it happening ONCE can’t make it a curse, but once Frye is traded you’ll see… you’ll ALL see!
Uncle Morty
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 2:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a wild world...
in Morty’s head!
For me to POOP on.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AWKWARD DRAFT DAY HIGH FIVE
Is it a good thing that this picture reminds me vaguely of one or more scenes from the Borat movie? I think it’s a good thing. But I can’t be sure.
High five. GREAT SUCCESS!
Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.
by KP Corleone on Dec 3, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Every draft day
They’re just sitting back and then they realize the camera has cut to them and they go “OOPH, UH, HIGH FIVE TIME AND THEN CLAPPING AND MAYBE PUTTING ON SOME BLAZER HATS. SO NATURAL WE LOOK”.
I love when they flounder under the pressure of live TV and miss their high fives, looking like even nerdier white dudes.
Pssssshttff. White people. I’m tellin’ ya.
Morty
by Mortimer on Dec 3, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the those geeky stat nerds
getting over on Larry Legend, RC Buford and Steve Kerr
by two4larue on Dec 3, 2008 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This hand is so sore
From all the SPANKINGS I am giving the rest of the league!!
what, WHAT!
Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.
by shenanigans on Dec 3, 2008 2:33 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
The guys at Blazers Edge are going to LOVE this!
by cisspshp on Dec 3, 2008 2:40 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
That was easy!
He who life can no longer surprise raises his eyes, beholds a planet unknown. - Peter Gabriel
by 22baylor on Dec 3, 2008 2:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Five Dollar....Five Dollar....Five Dollar Foot Looonnnnnggg.
by davio on Dec 3, 2008 2:53 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
hahaHA!!!
Very funny!
REC.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
dude ...
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 6:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had to...
you two should compile your rec’s…
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Dec 3, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Freeloaders
Always worth reccing
That is really hideous
--jscot
by prezofdeath on Dec 4, 2008 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Chess
“Sweet! This pawn is sooo going to mate the king in 10 moves and three years!”
and now i have a picture of a pawn humping the leg of the king.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Dec 3, 2008 3:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This is how you pritchslap Tom
You walk up to the GM with a smile. Then you slap him across the face and whiles he’s down steal all of his young talent and/or draft picks.
by phillyduck23 on Dec 3, 2008 3:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
woot!
“ALL RIGHT! Now we can stop worrying about the seat third from the end on the bench!”
by torridjoe on Dec 3, 2008 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dude! We just drafted Jerryd Bayless!
Lets go back to the hotel and celebrate with some blach, while we tickle each others jagons and thrushers.
by tominhawaii on Dec 3, 2008 4:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ummm what?
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Dec 3, 2008 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
3rd and final try
KP: “I can’t believe Ben from Blazers Edge just hit on Ann Margret!! Dang!”
TP:“I didn’t even know she was still alive!!”
On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"
by 92wastheyear on Dec 3, 2008 6:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Im warning you, everything I toch turns to gold.
by Miker Blazer on Dec 3, 2008 8:51 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I like it!
Subtle, effective, and true. Plus, it kind of explains that goofy face, like he is going to prove his point now. Like, “You don’t believe me? Alright then, your problem not mine!”
" if you don't like it, you can shove it
but you don't like it, you love it!"
- Weezer (Red Album)
by halfasiansensation on Dec 4, 2008 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Penn: Does Space Odyssy 2001 Always Play When You Open Your Daft Notebook?
KP: Yup.
Penn: Right On!
by PtownJake on Dec 3, 2008 10:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
caption
KP: Z-Bo was ran over by a golf cart!
Penn: is he okay?
KP: No, it exploded!
Penn: High-five!
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Dec 3, 2008 11:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
better one
KP: Sabonis got bionic knees, he’s coming back!
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Dec 3, 2008 11:40 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Now that I really look at it...
KP: Hello! I am going to slay you with my laser eyes now!
TP: Noooooo!
—Dave
by Dave on Dec 4, 2008 2:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You can see the mirror image of your soul
In KP’s pearly whites.
It’s enough to turn even the sanest men completely mad.
And as his teeth reflect the deepest darkest secrets of his enemies, he swallows their soul (since his teeth not only reflect the soul, they capture a piece of it and allow KP to swallow it if need be).
It’s science.
Morty
by Mortimer on Dec 4, 2008 2:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder Twin powers activate!!!
Form of a Stone Cold Killer….Shape of adraft Day Houdini
by tking503 on Dec 4, 2008 7:37 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
KP: "Forget LeBron, the best free agent of the summer of 2010 will be...
Miley Cyrus."
Tom Penn: “Up top.”
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