When I was courtside -- AKA the best three hours of my life
So through a confluence of incredibly fortunate events, three of my best friends and I were able to score courtside tickets at no cost. The seats were *siiiiick* -- two rows back, right behind the Nuggets' bench -- and in prime heckling territory, as I'll elaborate upon later. First, some general observations and player-by-player reviews, Dave-style.
- The fans in the Garden should be proud of their contributions tonight. Spontaneous cheering and clapping broke out when the Blazers went flat in the middle of the first quarter in an effort to galvanize the troops. I don't even remember if it worked, truthfully, but I was impressed with the savviness of our fans. They were on their feet for the entire fourth quarter making an ear-splitting din during every consequential Nuggets possession. I can't wait -- cannot WAIT -- for playoff ball to come back to the Rose Garden. If we get home-court advantage, even if just for the first round? Look out Western Conference.
- Too many three-point attempts from the good guys. I know, I know -- nine-for-28 is almost as good as shooting 50% on 2-pointers, yada yada. But too many of those attempts came after crisp ball movement left a shooter open on the weak side. The book's out on the Blazers: Denver was CHARGING out on the shooter to contest, and their defenders were contesting very well. If we head-fake and dribble-drive attack, it's gonna be a dunk or two free throws. Rudy and Trav in particular should make a note of this.
- Best defensive effort I've seen all year from the Blazers. To hold a team like the Nuggets to less than 43% from the field is outstanding. It helped that with the exception of Kleiza, their jump-shooters were ice-cold, but part of that is that the Blazers were packing it in and taking away their easy looks. How many times have we seen LaMarcus get hot from the perimeter after making a few chippies in the lane? Billups, Smith, and Martin never did damage from the paint, and as a direct result they never did damage from outside. Our transition defense, after being leakier than a sieve last night, was close to airtight. Don't have the fast-break points in the box score, but I'll bet dollars to doughnuts we held the Nugs well below their season average.
*Brandon*: Just another quiet 19 and six from the Natural. I elbowed one of my buddies when B-Roy was on the stripe in the fourth quarter and told him with a grin, "Check out Brandon's line." He replied, "When the hell did THAT happen?" Performances like this show Brandon's All-Starred-Ness every bit as much as his 52-point explosion.
My one beef with Brandon is that he's hesitating too much right now (by which I mean the last two games since The Game). In my layman's opinion, it's a combination of two things: he doesn't want to alienate his teammates by being too trigger-happy, and he's getting a second defender shaded to him or an outright double-team *literally* the second he touches the ball. As soon as he receives, he's going to have to get used to dropping Meticulous Brandon and becoming Instant Attack Brandon. Twice he attacked immediately after receiving, and twice he was on the line shooting two.
*LMA*: straight beastin' tonight. 22 points, eight boards, a block, a steal -- and most importantly, 8-9 from the line. For the last half-dozen games, LaMarcus has been establishing himself in the post and THEN moving outside for the pick-and-pop. He's drawing more fouls because of it. Great outing.
*Greg*: Yeeeesh. My only comment shall be this: we have GOT to come over the top of the screen whenever Greg's man is the screener. Every time our perimeter man gets screened, Greg has to shuffle to try to contain the ball-handler driving to the hole, and he's picking up a TON of ticky-tack fouls. I'm sure the refs are watching him closely on plays like those, because he's getting zero leeway. We have to make some kind of adjustment there until he's as mobile as he's gonna be.
*Nic*: Get well soon, Marty.
*Blake*: Great (and timely!) three-point shooting. Every time the Nugs went on a run, it seemed like Blake was stepping up with a dagger...
that is, when he wasn't turning the ball over. He had a few egregious -- and I mean truly head-scratchingly bad, that-pass-wouldn't-work-in-my-pickup-games-bad -- turnovers. Uncharacteristically sloppy with the ball tonight. He'll bounce back.
*Sergio*: comes back from his worst game this year with one of his finest showings. 16 minutes, nine points, four dimes, played within complete control, and had credible defense against Billups. His decision-making off the bounce was excellent, and if Blake hadn't been so toasty from downtown, we would have seen more of him.
*Rudy*: he's KJ-lite -- just call him El Microondas. 12 points in 22 minutes off the bench, including one step-back three with the shot clock expiring that blew the roof off the Garden. Not as many scrappy plays as we're used to getting from our Spanish wonderboy, but a fine performance nevertheless.
*Trav*: man. I love Travis, except for when I hate him, and there's no in-between. His line was lousy tonight -- 24 minutes, 5 points, 2 boards, 2-8 FGA, and limited presence on the floor. He missed three wide-open threes (see my above comment about attacking the rim) that you could argue are either gonna drop most of the time or is the first indicator of regression to the mean for him. Kleiza was dropping him on the perimeter like third-period French before draining his threes. Another frustrating Travis performance.
*Joel*: give the game ball to the Thrilla. You just can't appreciate how much dirty work this guy does in the paint until you're sitting two rows back. Limited Nene's damage on the offensive glass, had K-Mart in his back pocket all game, and grabbed a ridiculous 19 rebounds in his 40 minutes. From the second it *looks* like a shot is going out, Joel is boxing out on every -- and I mean every -- possession. It's a genuine pleasure to watch him work the glass on both ends.
*Channing*: played himself back into the rotation tonight. Five points, two boards, and a steal in his 10 minutes, plus excellent defense on the Nene-Billups pick and roll while he was in the game.
As for the heckling...we were in their heads. I've never before experienced the giddy, lightheaded feeling of having an NBA player turn around and stare you down for four seconds during a timeout. The Birdman did NOT appreciate the hair, tat, and drug jokes with which he was being relentlessly bombarded. My little brother told 'Melo that he heard the refs were snitchin' and could he do something about that, provoking a staredown. Dahntae Jones gave us the look of death when, as he was edging onto the court in the fourth quarter from the bench, we informed him that he'd been so bad, edging on was the closest he was gonna get to playing for the rest of the night. We heckled J.R. Smith and 'Melo to sit down for about five minutes, causing literally the entire Nuggets bench to get to their feet in a collective "screw you" to the four of us. Finally, my favorite exchange of the night went a little something like this (and I'm sorry in advance for the disguised swearing, Dave, but it's just too sweet to leave out):
My little brother: Hey BALKMAN, you're not gonna play, so take a SEAT!
Balkman: ::turns and grabs his crotch at us::
Anonymous fan #1: Hey @******, why don't you take a seat?
Balkman: Hey *****, why don't you **** my ************* ****?
Fan #2: Hey BALKMAN, didn't HEAR you, what'd you say?
Balkman: I SAID, WHY DON'T YOU **** MY ************* ****?
At which point security intervened and everybody around us delivered congratulatory high-fives. For those of you who listened to 95.5's 5th quarter report and heard the fan call in, talking about how the Nuggets' team had no class and was swearing at kids down the stretch in the fourth quarter...we were those kids!!! Proudest moment of my life thus far.
Phew, long recap. Hell of a win, and hell of an experience sitting courtside. Go Blazers.
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Good thoughts
At times, the Blazer D was quite good tonight. However, there were too many offensive rebounds given up and we lost track of open shooters too often. Our offensive rebounding, and a great night at the foul line pulled us through for a very nice win. I thought Batum was dreadful (got to remember the kid is 19, but Marty would help a lot), and Blake’s passing was terrible especially in the 3rd (his 3s were big though). I thought Sergio was great offensively and it was nice to see Frye make a positive contribution. I liked what we saw from Lamarcus and Brandon in the 4th quarter as well.
This game was all about Joel though.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on Dec 23, 2008 11:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
wow
all i can say is that is so awesome and makes me want to sit courtside more than ever before. Wow, what an experience. Especially with a Nuggets team that is so easy to despise. Bravo
Rip City. can't be stopped. 09.
by BlazinTrails on Dec 23, 2008 11:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
dude!
I was in the 300 level for this game and I swear I noticed on at least 2 occasions a denver player turning behind him and staring/saying something to the fans right behind the bench. to hear this account warms my heart. I sometimes wish our fans were more hostile toward some of the visiting teams but then I realize that I don’t want portland to become full of d bag utah jazz fans. you and your friends need to get in to the celtics game on the 30th. do what you gotta do to get behind that bench and let KG have it. you or anyone who is back there has a DUTY to make some noise. At the very least you should be able to make big baby cry again…
The Blazers as a whole are far more like my wife than like me in the sense of their physicality on defense.
-Dave
by chrischa on Dec 24, 2008 12:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
the coolest part
was how everybody around us got into it. Once we started hooting and hollering, not just at the Nuggets but about how well the Blazers were playing, everybody else got loud too. It was like everybody down there WANTED to be cheering but were worried that it would be unseemly, considering it was courtside and all. They just need to sprinkle a few buzzed twentysomethings in with all the courtside season-ticket holders to get ’em riled up.
by BlazersOrBust on Dec 24, 2008 1:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Careful
If you’re going to yell at KG, make sure you’re at least 6’2". He won’t come after you if you’re bigger than that
My HDTV is a JustinTV streamer who doesn't just use a webcam :(
by inroywetrust on Dec 24, 2008 3:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Heckling in Portland worked real well with LeBron James.
"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'
by tominhawaii on Dec 24, 2008 7:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Also sitting in the 300 level for the game, and watched you guys antagonize the Nuggets bench. Really wished I had been close enough to hear the exchange, thanks for the write up.
G.O. Blazers
by Hookah_John on Dec 24, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good breakdown of the game...
and a very good point about Greg when defending the pick and roll. When Greg’s involved no switching please!!!
I don’t get the heckling part though… pointless in my opinion…. Maybe I’m just to old although I never liked it when I was younger either.
DC
by raisedbed on Dec 24, 2008 12:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like
to consider myself a pretty polite guy, so I can dig not liking the heckling. I probably wouldn’t like it if three yahoos came to MY job and were yelling at me every thirty seconds. But we kept it clean and never swore once (the ONLY reason security didn’t kick us out…they were glowering from the start of the fourth quarter on) and I definitely don’t think it was pointless. Their bench was losing its cool cuz we were on them like white on rice. Maybe that doesn’t affect the play on the floor…but hey, maybe it does. :) and it’ll be a long time before I have that chance again.
by BlazersOrBust on Dec 24, 2008 1:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
now how do i score me those free courtsides…
by pklym on Dec 24, 2008 12:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Have a friend
of a friend who is very, very wealthy. ;) Back to the 300 sections I’ll go…I was like Cinderella at the ball tonight, man.
by BlazersOrBust on Dec 24, 2008 1:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My friends dad was stuck at his house because of the weather
So we got his tickets 5 rows off the court at half court. Its a whole different game down there than up in the 300 level.
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 24, 2008 12:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
great post
I love the heckling part!! and the fact that this post got only 1 rec is beyond me.
REC!!!!!
by iverigma2 on Dec 24, 2008 1:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
is Balkman injured?
why isnt he getting any burn?
Woof
by Charles Barkley McLovin on Dec 24, 2008 1:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was sitting close to you guys and defintely yelling at Balkman as well...
I also enjoyed the kid in the first row behind the Nuggs bench with the giant horn that he kept sounding off during their TO’s…hilarious!
by LOOSH on Dec 24, 2008 2:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You guys
are lucky this wasn’t a Rockets game, otherwise it could have been messy :)
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Dec 24, 2008 8:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
dude that is a lucrative lawsuit waiting to happen
Activate Shavlik Randolph
by appel82 on Dec 24, 2008 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome!
I would’ve loved to be one of “those kids.” I’m generally a polite guy, but it’s fun to break that habit every once in a while.
by Eventine on Dec 24, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This was, of course, awesome
I wanna say more but I gotta head to the airport, and by the time I get back there might be 100 new posts about the X-mas game and I’ll forget to tell B-O-Bby that his story was awesome!
BLAZERS OR BUST FOR MVP! I liked the stop snitching joke.
Happy Christmas Holidays everyone, take care.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Dec 24, 2008 2:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yaay for obnoxious heckling...
………………. I got in Don Monson’s grill a little bit when I was in college and it was fun.
Good seats are goooooooooooooooooooooood.
"Now with a non-provocative footer!"
by timbo on Dec 24, 2008 10:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I got tickets like that once
for a Hornets game in 06’.
Hilton Armstrong is all neck
If you tell the Hornets that without Chris Paul they are an NBDL team the whole bench will stink eye you.
Unfortunately I was the only heckler that game so it never gained a lot of traction.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Dec 24, 2008 11:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
lol hilarious write up, goob observations.
gotta’ love friends of friends of rich people ;-)
I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1
by prezofdeath on Dec 25, 2008 1:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I saw that
I was on the other side of the court and saw Balkman yelling at the crowd and some people standing up and yelling at him. It was a good length exchange. Very very well done.
by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 25, 2008 3:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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