Blazersedge 1/3 Season Awards--The Brandon Award
If you don't know what we're doing with these awards, just scroll down to the next few posts. You'll catch on.
Since we froze Brandon out of the M.V.P. voting to make it more fun we're creating a special category. This award is not for Brandon himself, but for you guys talking about Brandon. Specifically we want one-word or short-sentence descriptions of Brandon, his play, or what he means to the team. Pick whatever aspect of his game you want to talk about but only ONE entry per person. The word or short-sentence description that best explains Brandon's contributions so far this year will win a huge round of applause.
Have at it!
(Short sentences probably aren't much more than 10 words. Brevity will be rewarded, all other things being equal.)
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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Natural leader.
I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1
I vote for this one.
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Portland Trail Blazer - in every sense of all three words.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
The only Husky you will ever have to love
by Bust a Bucket on Dec 21, 2008 12:15 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
haha, rec
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
by rockingharder on Dec 21, 2008 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, no. We can definitely hate them.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
by rockingharder on Dec 21, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
I hate to break it to y'all, but Brandon Roy will forever be more of a Husky than a Trail Blazer.
There’s flat-out no doubt about it, even if you delusional folks lie to yourselves by thinking otherwise.
Brandon is Us what Chuck Norris is to Walker Texas Ranger
Mt. Saint Helens from Mt. Adams
by BlazermaniacAndy on Dec 21, 2008 12:16 AM PST reply actions
Brandon is TO us, wow, that's what I get for trying to type quickly and get my comment up at the top of the list
I’m sorry Chuck, it won’t happen again, I PROMISE!
OK REDO
Brandon Roy is to Portland what Sting was to the Police
Mt. Saint Helens from Mt. Adams
by BlazermaniacAndy on Dec 21, 2008 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
It's probably the ice in his veins
giving you that sensation.
by Bust a Bucket on Dec 21, 2008 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
When you see it coming, and yet there is nothing you can do to stop it
That’s called love.
The end is in the beginning and yet I go on....
-Beckett
I could miss 3 shots in a row, and they’re like, alright, ‘1-4, B, go to work.’
by Ben Golliver on Dec 21, 2008 12:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Roy - SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LaMarcus Aldridge you are LaMONSTER!!!
BRoy is a SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will do this just once to honor BRoy!
43:49 Mins 14-27 FG 5-7 3s 19-21 FTs +12 1 Off 5 Rebs 6 Asst 1 Blk 52 Points - BRoy vs PHX 12-18-08
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start.
That is how he plays.
Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...
What DOESN'T he do?
I will never waste a beer. There are too many sober kids in India. -Rod Benson
Son of David
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
B-Roy = Rip City MVP
“The most important thing I did last week was to vote.”
(Response to question about how important it was for him to hit the big game-winning shot against Houston)
by Avoozl on Dec 21, 2008 2:07 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Epic
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
Brandon in the epitome of the model team player.
On one of the youngest teams in the NBA it’s great to be under his leadership.
Blake4Prez2012!!!
Brandon Roy is the epitome of a leader, a teammate, a friend, a hard worker, and an inspiration.
"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'
by tominhawaii on Dec 21, 2008 3:28 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"A whirling dervish; an unstoppable celestial power source of determination."
I drunkenly texted that to a friend a few weeks ago, and he reminded me about it the other day. It’s become my motto.
Roy
Superstar. Team Player. Super Team Player.
I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.
Ambidextrous.
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
by T Darkstar on Dec 21, 2008 4:59 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"One game, with everthying served, and a win in the end, thank you that will be all!"
Once upon a time the Suns got out on the break... and along came Steve sucKerr
Whaddya mean you didn't see Brandon Roy??!!
Oh that’s right. You were defending him.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Special
I’ve never seen a Trail Blazer do what he does.
Brandon Roy is the reason we have the word Pritchslap.
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Dec 21, 2008 7:34 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Brandon is the new Clyde
Just as long as he doesn’t play his brains out for years and then go to Houston to win two titles.
Brandon Roy
Already Ruler of the Blazer World.
If you can't convince them, confuse them -- Harry Truman, U.S. President
Brandon Roy is
taking us to the promised land much quicker that people think
myspace.com/marktwainindians
Under - rated
Houston – deflated
Boston – hated
Phoenix – elated
MVP? – stated
" if you don't like it, you can shove it
but you don't like it, you love it!"
- Weezer (Red Album)
by halfasiansensation on Dec 21, 2008 9:51 AM PST reply actions
Brandon Roy confuses, concerns, and confounds the opposition
and he can create absolute bedlam
Paradoxical.
How can one be clutch and automatic at the same time?
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
by T Darkstar on Dec 21, 2008 10:15 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Ah, only one entry per person.
Bummer.
Poor grammar is poor communication.
Poor communication causes misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding causes fighting.
Fighting causes war.
War causes death.
Therefore, your poor grammar may just kill us all.
(One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season)
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very nice wordplay.
honor rasheed wallace
by Cablinasian on Dec 21, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
The engine for this team
When things are going good, he can coast, but he always sets the pace, and when we’re in an uphill climb, he does all the hardest work.
Grumps Hollinger makes an appearance
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=24188
"Evan (Portland, OR): If you were doing the NBA Awards Watch segment, where would you put Brandon Roy in the MVP race? Ahead of Joe Johnson I hope.
SportsNation John Hollinger: I can’t imagine making a list long enough to include either of them. Sorry. "
Guess Hollinger can’t count to like four or five. But then Dwayne Wade plays in the East and he’s more flashy and he does movies and commercials and all that ‘stuff’ so he’s clearly ahead of Roy.
Blazer Fan
Oh and Dwight Howard the guy you can't give the ball to the last two minutes of a game
Clearly more important than Roy.
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Dec 21, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
i really like roy
but do you honestly think he is better than wade?
Once upon a time the Suns got out on the break... and along came Steve sucKerr
yeah, i HONESTLY do...
only thing Wade has on Roy is a ring…
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
by BlazerFan1 on Dec 21, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the fact that you take them seriously and ask
speaks volumes. I pause for half a second, and others believe he is.
I believe wade is one of the top three players in the NBA. He’s the only guy i’ve seen really will a series since Jordan. Is Roy better? I don’t know. Would I take Roy over wade… that’s tough. Roy has the leadership and I wonder if Wade were here if he’d be putting up stats, but the blazers would still be in a hole.
I can’t go out and say that Wade is the fourth best player in the NBA, but I do think he’s the best player who’s the best for us.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
The first 3rd year guy for whom the light came on...
…he has seen the trail to the promised land
The Reason people will find that RIP CITY is back!!
Michael....Tell them what they've won!!!!!!!....... *iinsert reference to a baseketball game*
#7 is that beacon of hope for all that is good in the future of professional sports.
when i get sad, i stop being sad & become awesome again. true story.
Even in the snow with gloves on, Roy is clutch!
"Thanks for coming to the game." - Kevin Pritchard
"30 footer out front... HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! YES HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
OH!!! THE NATURAL!!! DRAINS A THIRTY FOOTER!!! AT THE BUZZER!!!
AND THEY RUN OFF THE COURT!!!
That was a great call.
honor rasheed wallace
Brandon Roy is
only fair after tin foil, hummers, dog fights, and rookie cards.
michelle you look good tonight.. ANYTHING IS POSSIBAAAAAAAAAAL!
B- ROY
in the words of Wheels, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY!
Some men see things the way they are and ask why, I see things that never were and ask why not. -Robert F. Kennedy
Hypnotic Lightning
He mezmorizes people like a snake charming it’s prey…and then strikes!
by Steve The Hedge on Dec 21, 2008 1:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I guess he could be ok some day.
if only he were a smart, high b ball IQ player with deceptive athleticism, an imposing will and a killer instinct with a good work ethic and a great attitude. Too bad he’ll never be any of those things since he already reached his ceiling in his rookie year.
sarcasm doesnt always translate well
on the internet…
by Qyntel Woods on Dec 21, 2008 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
You had me startled.
Some men see things the way they are and ask why, I see things that never were and ask why not. -Robert F. Kennedy
I nominate Barkley for the award:
"You know what? [The Blazers] don’t have a go-to guy"
--
by CaptainSexyJacob on Dec 21, 2008 1:55 PM PST reply actions
B-Roy
is gonna make you look bad and … there … is … NOTHING … you … can … do … about … it.
Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.
Hahahhahahha
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Roy's game at it's best can be summed up in two words:
TOTAL CONTROL
The other nine guys on the court can just sit down on the bus, relax and enjoy the scenery, cause Brandon’s driving.
rolling hard
by Billy Ray Bates on Dec 21, 2008 2:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
From All Star to Superstar!!
Smile, you're on a poster!
by RoysOurBoy on Dec 21, 2008 3:38 PM PST reply actions
Better Yet
A sex Tornado on Ice
Smile, you're on a poster!
by RoysOurBoy on Dec 21, 2008 3:40 PM PST reply actions
The Mongoose
With copious amounts of cunning and agility the mongoose is a skillful killer of venomous snakes, Kobe is known as the Black Mamba…Brandon’s our Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.
The Natural Leader
Emitting confidence to all by being the glue guy AND the superstar!
B-Roy is
a leader that takes over the game
Brandon Roy . . .
gets to the LINE !
The final step to perrenial All-Star & World
Champion is lockdown D.
It's GO time !
Do it! Do it! DO IT TILL YOUR SATISFIED!!!
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
I know I posted one before, but I have been waiting for someone to post this one. It really isnt the same unless you hear Wheels say it…
http://blog.oregonlive.com/johncanzano/2008/12/Roy52pointmontage.mp3
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
Thanks for that, hadn’t heard it yet. lol!
by Jetpack: Missing on Dec 21, 2008 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
Brandon Roy
is who I hope my kids love the way I loved Clyde.
Brandon Roy is who the old timers wish current players would play like.
Blazer fans tell me, where were you,
When our Brandon Roy dropped 52?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 21, 2008 9:46 PM PST reply actions
Brandon Roy is sugar
so so sweet..
that crossover is killer..
Blazer fans tell me, where were you,
When our Brandon Roy dropped 52?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 21, 2008 10:05 PM PST reply actions
Trailblazer
Travis Outlaw is an alien, but in a good way.
Awesome Graphic was provided by CIC, because he felt like he should be hazed.
by Clevelander among roses on Dec 21, 2008 11:57 PM PST reply actions
A quiet, unassuming gentleman off the court ...
… and a stone cold killer on it.
He’s very similar to a young Marine NCO in Anbar Provence or infantry platoon Sargeant in the Kornegal valley. Mature ahead of his years, confident in his training, abilities and teammates, reassuring for his coolness under fire, a leader whose men look tboth in every day things and under pressure.
(I’d like to note that as fantasic as we all see Brandon Roy, the intangible things that I believe make him special are also on display every day by American men and women in uniform all over the world. We just don’t get to see it.)
hakkaa päälle !
Good on, good off.
Brandon Roy is good on the court and good off it too.
by CanadianBlazerfan on Dec 22, 2008 3:06 PM PST reply actions

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