A Look at the Wizards
To be fair to
1. They’re more likely than any other NBA team to make an appearance in a J.K. Rowling book.
2. They have Caron Butler, which means in the unlikely event they should pull out a win tonight I can type the uber-nifty headline, “The Butler Did It!”
3. They have an owner named Abe, making him one of only three people (Abe Vigoda and Grandpa Simpson) to use that name since
4. Michael Jordan is no longer their GM.
5. They don’t turn the ball over much.
Aaaaaaaand that’s about it, folks.
On the other side of the ledger they defend horribly…inside, outside, you name it. They do not block shots. They cannot stop the three. They don’t keep people out of the lane. They don’t force that many turnovers. They give up 103 points per game, though the stat is somewhat misleading as they’ve often held opponents below 100. They’ve just had some bad blowout losses.
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They don’t shoot well. They don’t take many three-pointers and they miss the ones they do take. They have two 20-point scorers with a bunch of guys whose offense is either underdeveloped or never developed. They don’t get assists either, mostly because they’re more awkward than a Scooby-Doo plot reveal in their offensive sets. Half the players can’t run them and the other half don’t look that interested in helping those who can’t.
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The Wizards aren’t bad offensive rebounders but that’s where the story ends. They are lousy defensive rebounders. As we all know lack of defensive rebounding makes your defense have to work even harder and eliminates easy buckets for your team.
The Wizards somehow pulled a 95-87 win over the Jazz out of their hats three weeks ago. They also beat the Warriors 124-100 and the Nets in their last game 108-88. They are capable of losing no matter which side of the century mark they end up at. They play closer games and have a better chance when the score is higher.
Keys to the Game
1. Let me introduce you to
2. If you do not play inside in this game you are foolish. That’s not to say the Blazers should avoid open jumpers but they need to come after the ball has entered the paint and hopefully been scored there a couple times. The Blazers should not employ the jumper-laden offense they demonstrated in
3. Rebound. You can against this team. It’s like a submission hold. Slap it on and there’s no way out. It may take a while, but they’ll go down.
4. The easiest way to win a game like this is to jump out early and make them play catch-up. Much like a football team with no deep passing game the Wizards will get in trouble if they have to play from behind. Besides the one way to lose this game is to turn them into an energetic bunch playing without a care. Teams are less energetic and carefree when they’re getting dominated early. This will be particularly important because both teams are playing the second night of a back-to-back.
If the Blazers lose this game something went wrong.
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P.S. This game starts at 4:00 Pacific.