Today's Poll -- Brandon Roy Is Edition
by Ben.
on Dec 19, 2008 9:24 AM PST
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No voting today. We're going to flip the script a little bit and play complete the sentence.... I'll start you off with "Brandon Roy is..." and then you add whatever it takes to properly describe the man, the myth, the developing legend. But you only get 1 sentence. Feel free to manipulate your sentence like Brandon manipulates defenses; use and abuse semi-colons, colons, and commas however you like. But, remember, you only get 1 sentence.
Creativity is the name of the game. Rec your favorite entries in the comments -- and rec as many as you like. Brandon doesn't seem to have a ceiling right now so neither should our recs.
The best entries will find their way on to the main page.
Good luck!
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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Brandon Roy is....
our leader and our best last hope for a championship.
by trailblazersfan on
Dec 19, 2008 9:28 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is ...
perfect for portland
by winnerwinner on
Dec 19, 2008 9:45 PM PST
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our only hope, help us Obe Won Roybe?
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST
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Brandon roy is
Oh wait… we’re supposed to be able to ADD something to that?
Brandon Roy simply IS.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on
Dec 19, 2008 9:32 AM PST
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... the reason I started watching hoops again.
Seriously. I started to watch Husky Basketball, and noticed this guy who could get his shot off everytime, but recognized it wasn’t in the best interests for the team. Watching him grow at the UW got me excited about hoops again, and was quite happy he ended up in Portland. I will admit I never thought he would be an All-Star type player, however.
Benno
by Benno on
Dec 19, 2008 9:33 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
not paid enough money.
by proaxis on
Dec 19, 2008 9:34 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
a name that will still be familiar in 20 years.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on
Dec 19, 2008 9:36 AM PST
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my hero.
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
by blazermaniac32 on
Dec 19, 2008 9:36 AM PST
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brandon Roy is
filthier than the litter box at Crazy Cat Lady’s house.
(Haanh, waaah braah mmff rowr sweet jumper maanh blech pffft money at the line craaamf whizzz bbbblt!)
by torridjoe on
Dec 19, 2008 9:37 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is..
For me and my son what Drexler was for my dad and I, special.
by tmundal on
Dec 19, 2008 9:42 AM PST
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so true
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
by BlazerFan1 on
Dec 19, 2008 12:52 PM PST
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Brandon roy is
the reason Mike D’Antoni and Don Nelson’s teams don’t bother to play defense.
by kono on
Dec 19, 2008 9:44 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
so amazing and great I forget he is a Husky.
Ducks Go!
694, bam!
by trumpetduck on
Dec 19, 2008 9:44 AM PST
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BRoy is...
Still a Husky, and until we get the rings I won’t forget.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
only getting started
myspace.com/marktwainindians
by mark twain on
Dec 19, 2008 9:46 AM PST
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...as awesome as cheese.
"I never scored more than 38, even in Little League." ~ Roy, 52 pts
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Dec 19, 2008 9:46 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
where “not even Stephen A. Smith has enough words for this latest phenomenon in b-Ball hip-hop, turnin’, splic-in, dice-in, dunk-in, I-JUST-SPLIT-YOUR-WHOLE-TEAM AND WILL DO IT AGAIN,” happens.
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Dec 19, 2008 9:46 AM PST
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Bradon Roy is..
to the eye, what a toasted almond bar is to the taste buds.
Brandon Roy is…
The best 3rd round fantasy pick i ever had in my life.
Branond Roy is…
The reason this pacer fan is a member of BlazersEdge and stays up till 130 Am eastern with work early in the morning.
by captain flitzy on
Dec 19, 2008 9:46 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
like Moses with the staff..he parts the defense like the Red Sea.
I prayed. God didn't listen. Game 7 2000 Western Conference Finals
by daycruz on
Dec 19, 2008 9:47 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
Si yoR Nob narB spelled backwards
by appel82 on
Dec 19, 2008 9:48 AM PST
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Brandon Roy.
Not Kobe; not LeBron; not D-Wade.
Just Brandon Roy.
’nuff said.
by knickfan on
Dec 19, 2008 9:49 AM PST
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Brandon Roy Is...
to basketball what Revelations are to the New Testament, what Rosebud was to Citizen Kane, what Booth was to Lincoln.
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on
Dec 19, 2008 9:50 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
…The Reason!
I know Wheels started calling BRoy “the natural,” but one of the bloggers/podcasters suggested this as his new nickname, and I’m all for it! He’s the reason this team is better than anyone (including us Blazer Maniacs) thought they would be, because he’s better than anyone (at least me) thought he ever would be, and he’s only in his 3rd season! And unlike “The Natural,” “The Reason” hasn’t been used before and isn’t taken from an old baseball movie.
The Truth? no The Answer? No The Reason? Boo Ya!
Let’s start a movement to change Roy’s nickname to “The Reason!”
by BustABucket25 on
Dec 19, 2008 9:50 AM PST
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check broy7.com
Brandon himself seems to like “The Natural”, probably the favored nickname of any kid growing up in Seattle in the 80s/90s.
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on
Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST
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Maybe Butch Reed was his idol
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
by silkybrown on
Dec 19, 2008 12:00 PM PST
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I like the reason, but the natural is too awesome with all its attached meaning
if that movie were named the reason, i’d be all for that. As it is, I want satisfaction from my nicknames now, not later. Does that make me a bad person?
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by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:14 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is NOT
to be associated with Hoobastank
by kono on
Dec 19, 2008 10:24 AM PST
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ive allways liked the natural
December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
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Dec 19, 2008 1:32 PM PST
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noone likes that nickname
and yes, it reminds of that awful song. thanks for once again getting it stuck in my head.
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Dec 20, 2008 2:51 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is not Ha Seung-jin
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite. Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!" Buddy the "Elf"
by broyposse on
Dec 19, 2008 9:51 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
…unstoppable
…unfathomable
…unbreakable
…unexplainable
…unconscious
…unworldly
…unbelievably nice
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Dec 19, 2008 9:52 AM PST
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ready to battle the inland empire
albeit west of the 5.
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by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:15 AM PST
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I wish I could rec that five hundred times
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by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:16 AM PST
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Brandon Roy Is...
proving you can be great with a common name!!
Lets go Blazers!!!!!
Lets focus on the Draft Chiefs......
by bouzi on
Dec 19, 2008 9:55 AM PST
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Michael's fairly common
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by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:16 AM PST
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Bradon Roy is...
learning he can score and be a little selfish and still win.
by EBeav on
Dec 19, 2008 9:59 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
not the highest jumper or the best shooter or the most jaw-dropping playmaker or the highest scorer or the biggest name and he’s not the fastest or strongest or loudest or toughest… but he is the most determined to use the gifts that he does have to manipulate, mesmorize, and massacre the competition; truly the Natural.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
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Dec 19, 2008 10:00 AM PST
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this post reminds me...
of Magic Johnson. (I know, a forbidden L*kers reference. Nonetheless.)
There are a lot of similarities between their games. Magic, also, was an oversized guard, a great passer who didn’t want to be the point guard, a clutch shooter, a super competitor, a basketball genius. I hated him when he beat the Blazers, but I always respected him as a special player.
Brandon is the New Magic.
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Dec 19, 2008 12:15 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
to basketball as Einstein was to physics, proving that there is more ways to win a game than being able to jump 15 feet in the air with Shaq sitting on his head, DHoward yanking on his feet and K*be farting in his general direction; oh and don’t forget about the vampire bunny going for your neck as the black knight curses: “it’s only a flesh wound!”
What are you impressions of Roy?
"He's just a very, very good basketball player. Very smart. Very heady. He can do a little bit of everything on the court. As coaches, when we scout Portland we kind of put him in the same category as Kobe (Bryant), LeBron (James), Dwyane Wade. We treat him the same. He's that good."
- Byron Scott
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Dec 19, 2008 10:02 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is....
only in his third season and can only get better!
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Dec 19, 2008 10:04 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
Such stuff that dreams are made of
by Holybackboards on
Dec 19, 2008 10:04 AM PST
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Brandon is on pace to be the all time greatest Blazer
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite. Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!" Buddy the "Elf"
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Dec 19, 2008 10:04 AM PST
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I've had this exact thought before
last night was one step closer. Last night’s dazzler was certainly the greatest individual performance by a Trail Blazer is the history of the franchise.
He's Coming! Oden Slayer of Giants
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Dec 19, 2008 12:44 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
…why Chuck Norris will never step on a basketball court and why my productivity at work today is at an epically low level.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:05 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is headed for the rafters with a big, beautiful "7".
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
by QualityPie on
Dec 19, 2008 10:05 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
… the truth.
Some comments may not be 100% accurate
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Dec 19, 2008 10:06 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
the Bomb!
I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it
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Dec 19, 2008 10:07 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
better than the internet
Woof
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Dec 19, 2008 10:10 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on
Dec 19, 2008 10:12 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
like death and taxes, but in the best possible way.
by Badalona Baddie on
Dec 19, 2008 10:17 AM PST
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Brandon roy is....
the cream that rose to the top, that stay’s lingering to the very last drop, like a cup of coco, completing the moment of happiness that will come on christmas day.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:17 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is the greatest unisex named NBA player ever.
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite. Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!" Buddy the "Elf"
by broyposse on
Dec 19, 2008 10:20 AM PST
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what universe are you from? Brandon?
M, period. Fresh, comma.
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Dec 19, 2008 4:10 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
Luke’s father
Seriously, though, he should name a kid Luke and then turn into a badass like they do in wrestling. He could play up the jedi turned sith card and really capture the star wars crowd. Frye could easily get the trekkies, so it’s a monopoly on oily faced fans.
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by hobobob on
Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
adored by Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AkE5EYe53uBnwhnhzYG1Vo.8vLYF?slug=aw-royblazers121908&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
(copy and paste, my link function isn’t working for some reason)
"Respect everyone, fear no one." -TP
by Arby on
Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
as cool as the other side of the pillow…underneath the head of a homeless guy on a park bench in Fairbanks.
by torridjoe on
Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
“OMG, did you see that” screamed at a very high decibel level while my kids hold their ears and wonder what’s happened to Dad.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:23 AM PST
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BRoy is the invetor of a new dance...
…the SILENT ninja-kicking-fist-pumping-jump-in-cirlces-contorting-my face-like-the-Joker-in-a-vat-of-acid lest I wake my lil’ dudes supersonic explosion dance.
Still got the photo and headline from the Trib when Whitsitt was fired, "Buh-Bye."
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Dec 20, 2008 2:39 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
A role model.
Humility, Fundamentals, Desire, Teamwork.
"Why would we lie to ourselves dude?"
"Be excellent to each other."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
The Wisdom of Bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan
by GreatOden'sRaven on
Dec 19, 2008 10:25 AM PST
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+1
Perfect practice makes perfect.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:56 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
a destroyer of worlds.
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
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Dec 19, 2008 10:28 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
why Portland fans should be estatic.
He is also what Great Raven says above – if you want an athlete to be a role model, then Brandon Roy should be the template.
hakkaa päälle !
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Dec 19, 2008 10:30 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is..
… waaay better than I ever thought he could be even though even though I knew he would be a great player… but he is EVER BETTER THAN THAT!!!
Boycott Rose Garden Concessions!!!
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/11/8/657044/boycotting-rose-garden-con
by idoltime on
Dec 19, 2008 10:31 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is your daddy
I hate bears
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on
Dec 19, 2008 10:31 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
52 points, ZERO turnovers.
www.bustabucket.com
by GUnit on
Dec 19, 2008 10:31 AM PST
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Brandon roy is
to basketball what michaelangilo was to ceiling painting.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST
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Brandon Roy Is...
Overwhelming and a Joy to be around!
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
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Dec 19, 2008 10:34 AM PST
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Brandon Roy Is...
ballin’ just like a lizard, yes, yes he is!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
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Dec 19, 2008 11:01 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
still trying to avoid eye contact with Craig Seger’s suit, to prevent uncontrollable laughter.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:37 AM PST
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Unfortunately no
That was actually the most subdued outfit I’ve ever seen him wear. The highlight was the yellow zoot-suit with purple tie in the ’90s. Cranberry velvet is nothing.
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B ROY is
AVGING these numbers over his last 3 games (absolutely sick)
GP Min FG% FTM FT% 3PTM Pts Reb ast stl blk t/o
3 42.7 .522 13.7 .953 2.0 39.7 3.7 6.7 1.3 1.3 1.0
40 ppg on 52% shooting? 95% ft shooting? NEARLY 7 ASSISTS! and only 1 TO?
3 letters
M
V
P
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Dec 19, 2008 10:40 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
…Brandon Roy.
The Vanilla Gorilla strikes again...
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Dec 19, 2008 10:41 AM PST
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this should be green...
get on IT!!!
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:56 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
Smoove B: he will compliment you on your fine hair and your makeup; he will open your door, give you his hand as he escorts you in, and then out of the limousine that he has arranged for the evening; he will give you fine wine and feed you the delicious cuisine of Italy, France and Spain; and then he will take you back to his apartment, and make sweet love to you as he does with a basketball, just as he did last night.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:42 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
the guy that just dropped 52 on the Suns; the guy that is the face of the franchise
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Dec 19, 2008 10:42 AM PST
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Brandon Roy Is...
SWOOOOOOOSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Original Blazer Fan on
Dec 19, 2008 10:42 AM PST
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I would have gone with
Brandon Roy is….
(Sound of swish)
swoosh is too nike
"Why would we lie to ourselves dude?"
"Be excellent to each other."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
The Wisdom of Bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan
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Dec 19, 2008 12:24 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
What James Garfield was to left-handed presidents, what the Golden Gate is to Bridges, and what Portland is to rainy cities; the essence.
"Don't worry about the wind, adjust the sails." -Ted Turner
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Dec 19, 2008 10:45 AM PST
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obama, gwb, and clinton all are lefties. I'm not sure about ghwb though
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Dec 19, 2008 1:37 PM PST
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Bush 41 too
IIRC, Bob Dole and Ross Perot, too
M, period. Fresh, comma.
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Dec 19, 2008 4:15 PM PST
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BRoy for President 2020!
Change we can believe in.
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Dec 19, 2008 7:23 PM PST
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the love child
of Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer.
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Dec 19, 2008 12:23 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
the be all and end all; the center of the Blazer Galaxy.
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Dec 19, 2008 10:47 AM PST
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B Roy,..
…is sore this morning.
whaa happen?
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Dec 19, 2008 10:47 AM PST
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Not as sore as the...
rear ends of the Suns!
He's Coming! Oden Slayer of Giants
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Dec 19, 2008 12:46 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is......
Like a fine red wine….it just keeps getting better the more you wait!, but ..oh how I want to drink of the cup now!
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Dec 19, 2008 10:48 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
soooo smoooth….
Boycott Rose Garden Concessions!!!
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/11/8/657044/boycotting-rose-garden-con
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Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
going to be the greatest player in Trailblazer history by the time his career is finished.
And before you say Walton, remember that he only did it for a few seasons, and his dominance ended forever in April of 1978 (age 25 years, 5 months).
And before you say Drexler, watch the videos of his pancake jump shot, and remember his lack of clutch (Porter was the clutch player) at the end of games.
BRoy is the total package.
MLB2PDX!!! (someday...)
by The Cactus Leaguer on
Dec 19, 2008 10:57 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is,,,
a single malt scotch
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
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Dec 19, 2008 10:57 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is like...
an unstoppable rebel force.
by In Walks Rudy on
Dec 19, 2008 11:01 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is....
the reason why I feel sorry for Timberwolves fans….Thank you Jim Stack, you just got prich slapped!
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Dec 19, 2008 11:06 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
the Blazer Jesus, and we are simply his loving shepherds.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:08 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is where the NBA happens
when i get sad, i stop being sad & become awesome again. true story.
by Net Ranger on
Dec 19, 2008 11:12 AM PST
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Bradon Roy is
better than K*be!
by The Natural ala Mode on
Dec 19, 2008 11:13 AM PST
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*Brandon
is better than my previous typo.
by The Natural ala Mode on
Dec 19, 2008 11:14 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is . . .
bionic.
Little known fact: He’s not “The Natural” or “The Truth” by any stretch. He’s the prototype developed in the early 80s by the Allen Institute for Superstar Science/Experience Basketball Project.
by Corvid on
Dec 19, 2008 11:14 AM PST
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jaime summers or steve austin?
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
by dcblazer on
Dec 19, 2008 11:22 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is the...
Bionic
Robotic
Allen
Nanotech
Defense
Offense
Natural
Product Line:
Respect
Outstanding
Youth
His friends just call him Roybot.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:37 AM PST
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And when you read about fluid drained from his knee, that’s just his quarterly oil change and checkup.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:40 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
an MVP
when i get sad, i stop being sad & become awesome again. true story.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:16 AM PST
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BRoy is Wu-Tang Clan, Dr Dre and Living Legends all wrapped into one.
He’s the baddest mutha-effer in the A.
Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game
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Dec 19, 2008 11:19 AM PST
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Brandon roy is
One step closer to being the greatest blazer of all time
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Dec 19, 2008 11:20 AM PST
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Brandon Roy
is ambidextrous
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
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Dec 19, 2008 11:20 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
living on the crest of a wave. – Elgin
It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag. The steaks are getting thinner. The office is a drag. - Pete Brown
by 22baylor on
Dec 19, 2008 11:22 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
the reason why, in 20 years, some old geezer will be posting here as 7roy. – Elgin
It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag. The steaks are getting thinner. The office is a drag. - Pete Brown
by 22baylor on
Dec 19, 2008 11:24 AM PST
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very nice
"Why would we lie to ourselves dude?"
"Be excellent to each other."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
The Wisdom of Bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan
by GreatOden'sRaven on
Dec 19, 2008 12:30 PM PST
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Brandon Roy...
IS.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
by dcblazer on
Dec 19, 2008 11:24 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
a bad mother-shut your mouth!-
The Natural? More like the Supernatural.
by pxilpooshr on
Dec 19, 2008 11:29 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is....
a top 10 player in this league but is only beginning to prove it….
RUDY > MJ
by myemic23 on
Dec 19, 2008 11:30 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is the guy you want to build your team around
Talented, extremely intelligent, competitive, unselfish, hard-working, humble. I like him.
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on
Dec 19, 2008 11:36 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is ....
A Portland Trail Blazer!
by TwoDeep on
Dec 19, 2008 11:37 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is... about to drop 60.
If needed…
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
by ArbyOSU on
Dec 19, 2008 11:38 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
updating his Facebook status: “OK I’m pretty good, I guess.”
by torridjoe on
Dec 19, 2008 11:39 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
Starting to believe
formerly fromagnon
by The Arkitect on
Dec 19, 2008 11:41 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
threatening to supplant me as future ruler of the world.
If you can't convince them, confuse them -- Harry Truman, U.S. President
by jscot on
Dec 19, 2008 11:43 AM PST
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rec.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on
Dec 19, 2008 11:46 AM PST
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Maybe he'll keep you around as ...
… a figure head.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on
Dec 19, 2008 12:49 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
The Terminator
by Holybackboards on
Dec 19, 2008 11:51 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
still asking his teammates if he’s shooting too much.
good thing he isn’t asking the other team.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on
Dec 19, 2008 11:52 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
not quite as good as Damon Stoudamire…at smoking unregulated narcotics.
by portlandpete on
Dec 19, 2008 11:54 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
more than welcome to father my children.
"I'd rather be thin than famous."
by Artie Fufkin on
Dec 19, 2008 11:57 AM PST
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lol, Roy haz gf permitions hear tu
December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
by maid tu rek on
Dec 19, 2008 1:52 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
Great Balls of Fire!
by Holybackboards on
Dec 19, 2008 11:57 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
Brandon Roy is the catalyst, the glue, the most humble, the key, the leader, the calm of the storm that The Trailblazers has ever known, including Bill Walton and Clyde The Glide.
hg
Harold
by hgvlm on
Dec 19, 2008 12:02 PM PST
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I must concur
as good as they were, he is on another level. Brandon is the ultimate leader.
I’d like to see James or Kobe make that turn around fade away three-pointer with .8 left on the clock with time to spare to win the game, which, only came as the result of a foul which was the only action possible (on Brandon’s part) that leads to a Blazer win in those circumstances.
by hoperunsdeep on
Dec 20, 2008 12:26 AM PST
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Shameless repost from my fanpost
Brandon Roy is the Heart & Soul of this team.
I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1
by prezofdeath on
Dec 19, 2008 12:12 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
several fingers awaiting (inevitable) championship rings.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on
Dec 19, 2008 12:44 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
The Renaissance Man: taking it back to the old school with his ambidextrous grace he creates works of art on the court!
He's Coming! Oden Slayer of Giants
by Idog1976 on
Dec 19, 2008 12:55 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
the Reason that when they say “Rise with Us”,
I will.
-Shad
"If a doctor ever gives me six months to live, I want it in basketball time." - Marc Acito
by NBAstard on
Dec 19, 2008 1:06 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
the only player in the NBA with 1000 minutes played.
by torridjoe on
Dec 19, 2008 1:17 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
UNDERCOVER. As in “Undercover” just dropped 52 points on the Suns. I think it is a fitting nick name. You?
by socaltaoist on
Dec 19, 2008 1:28 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
noticeably better at basketball than Randy Foye.
by Waltonia on
Dec 19, 2008 1:54 PM PST
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lol
December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
by maid tu rek on
Dec 19, 2008 1:54 PM PST
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Brandon Roy has arrived
December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
by maid tu rek on
Dec 19, 2008 1:54 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
risickulous, stoopid doo doo dumb, fantabulous, the pimpest pimp to ever pimp, crazy insane, sicker than the bird flu, hot like fire, cold as the NW, and an ALL STAR!!!!!!
by bigrandy on
Dec 19, 2008 1:58 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
That Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze!
by BlazerAZ on
Dec 19, 2008 2:03 PM PST
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B-ROY is.....
the reason my wife can’t sleep at night, the reason I let my son stay up late and watch games, the reason my wallet is fatter today (thanks haters I’ll keep taking your money), and the reason we will have a parade one day.
by bigrandy on
Dec 19, 2008 2:17 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
… an MVP in the making.
by ItsMrHarris2u on
Dec 19, 2008 2:26 PM PST
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(for those of you who watched Christmas Vacation recently…)
MLB2PDX!!! (someday...)
by The Cactus Leaguer on
Dec 19, 2008 2:28 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is ...
coming for you, Kobe.
"I didn't know I was going to score 52 so I didn't think to Tivo it or nothin." -B Roy
by Dodoh on
Dec 19, 2008 2:28 PM PST
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December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
by maid tu rek on
Dec 20, 2008 1:16 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
going to become the first player to ever score 81, 82 points… against the L@kers…
by In Walks Rudy on
Dec 19, 2008 2:54 PM PST
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BROY is
making the ascension to NBA Superstardom.
que the music * ta da *
by cheapdude on
Dec 19, 2008 3:11 PM PST
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"Roy is the face of a new generation of players in the resurgent NBA."
Good people. Dedicated. Team oriented. David Stern’s dream. The time of the street-cred-types has come and gone. Brandon Roy is the embodiment of a new millenium NBA player.
And that’s the truth.
by bamkapow on
Dec 19, 2008 3:12 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is freestyling, asking Shaq how "my 52 tastes!"
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
by ArbyOSU on
Dec 19, 2008 3:35 PM PST
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Oh
SNAP! very very nice rec!
He's Coming! Oden Slayer of Giants
by Idog1976 on
Dec 19, 2008 3:47 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
doing all the things everyone else wishes they could.
by LetsBlaze on
Dec 19, 2008 3:45 PM PST
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Brandon Roy
Better never get injured.
by Sabonis4Ever on
Dec 19, 2008 4:12 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
complete, but not nearly finished.
by Agenda42 on
Dec 19, 2008 4:54 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
great, but man does Rudy love him some basketball!
"/>
by In Walks Rudy on
Dec 19, 2008 5:25 PM PST
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52 is long, but 10 for Brandon. Brandon Roy is.....
1. a favorite player of mine
2. great player on the court, and great guy off it
3. my repellent against those who hate me for Blazers love ( people mention things like Jail Blazers and when I mention Brandon people back off is what I mean by repellent )
4. is in need of a SLAM cover
5. is in need of a SLAM up ( poster I really need at home )
6. is the man ( I wrote as much in the TRASH TALK section of SLAM )
7. is a player with lots of good years ahead ( after last night that is safe to say )
8. is why I want to see a Trail Blazers game
9. is an MVP candidate
10. is part of why I am proud to be a Trail Blazers fan
GO BLAZERS! Brandon is the man.
by CanadianBlazerfan on
Dec 19, 2008 6:35 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is....
our little secret.
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on
Dec 19, 2008 7:37 PM PST
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lol
not any more, haha. EVERYBODY noez…
December 18, 2008.
"Roy is Roy, and if I were to bet my life on a game of 5-on-5, I’d bet on whichever team Roy was playing on." by HurraKane212
by maid tu rek on
Dec 20, 2008 1:19 AM PST
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Brandon Roy has Greg Oden's number
Honor #52
by Norsktroll on
Dec 19, 2008 8:34 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is...
change we can believe in.
by kitsune on
Dec 19, 2008 10:33 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
the reason my dad has started watching Blazers games again. Thanks, Brandon.
"West just flipped Roy's switch to 'Hide the women and children'"
- tmundal, Nov 29, 2008 9:11 PM PST
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Dec 19, 2008 11:28 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is from Spain, isn´t he?
Well, he should be, because I love him so much and I´m supposed to be a Spanish homer.
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
by amlmart1 on
Dec 19, 2008 11:41 PM PST
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His real name is Brandon Rey, the immigration officer just made a mistake when filling out the papers. Rey doesn’t make mistakes.
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Dec 20, 2008 3:57 PM PST
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Brandon Roy is
yoR nodnarB spelled backwards, which, as most know, is the ancient sanscrit translation of ‘King [of] Fire’, which most scholars believe is better rendered as ‘leader of flamers’ which none of them could make proper sense of . . . until now.
by hoperunsdeep on
Dec 20, 2008 12:14 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
becoming a basketball superstar in the context of being a wonderful human being and thus his achievements are less about personal glory and all about team success and, by extension, the success of all mankind (to the extent that any one person can metonymically evoke what is best in all of us) and in that — the true occasion for joy.
:-)
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Dec 20, 2008 12:59 AM PST
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Bradon Roy is...
Yes He Can
Go ahead and post your worst "with a trailblazer" photo on your avatar, can you beat mine?
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Dec 20, 2008 1:27 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is . . .
6’6", 229 lbs and chasing his idol.
Don’t underestimate the SKILLS !!
It's GO time !
by walkoff41 on
Dec 20, 2008 2:34 AM PST
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Brandon roy is
who we thought he was.
"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'
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Dec 20, 2008 4:48 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman.
"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'
by tominhawaii on
Dec 20, 2008 4:55 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
what KG wished he could be, but never will.
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Dec 20, 2008 8:37 AM PST
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Brandon Roy is
the universe balancing out the Sam Bowie karma
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Dec 20, 2008 9:08 AM PST
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Brandon Roy
is probably wondering what I am doing in this thread at 2 in the morning 9 days after anyone was here.
come to think of it, so am I.
Good night, all.
Wait you’re agnostic. That means you worship lawsuits. --TiH
by prezofdeath on
Dec 30, 2008 1:55 AM PST
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and by all i mean myself
Wait you’re agnostic. That means you worship lawsuits. --TiH
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