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12/18/2008 Junk Drawer - Brass Monkey Edition

I spent several years in Eastern Washington, so this week's weather hasn't been too bad, except for the whole "I'm getting old, so everything hurts when it is cold" aspect of life.  To add to the fun, I have to keep the ice broken up in the watering trough in the pasture for the goats, keep the propane heater going in the greenhouse so the veggies don't die and make sure the chickens don't lay ice cubes.  Ah, the joys of semi-rural life.  Is it spring yet?

On the plus side, watching the Blazers wallop the Kings was a joy, and I'm looking forward to a bit of revenge on the part of the Blazers against the Suns tomorrow night.  I'm just hoping they don't wilt under the pressure of national (TNT) exposure.  Let's also hope that Roy's knee (and finger), Batum's knee and Travis' buttocks feel better in time for the game.

Oh, and before I forget, please read Jorga's fanpost on coaching.  Nothing like bringing fresh perspective to the table.  Thanks, Jorga!

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Just now, sitting here half-asleep about to go to bed

I came up with a great chant at the games:

When Brandon and Rudy are on the floor at the same time, chant

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

(As in Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi)

Oh, it’s happening.

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

by joelor on Dec 18, 2008 12:47 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

lol, ill have to remember that one.

Is this the earliest Junk Drawer ever? Not gonna rec it as per Dave’s instructions.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Dec 18, 2008 12:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think I missed when Dave said that

can anyone fill me in?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Dec 18, 2008 2:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did he say not to rec it?

He mighta’, I just don’t remember him writing that specifically.

And jeez, you’re supposed to be in school to be a lawyer! How are you supposed to make sure the pedophile goes free with reading comprehension like that?!

I think, during the first few weeks of the Junk Drawer when it was new and exciting and fresh, it was created before the day it was intended for had even begun. So, I don’t think this is the earliest Junk Drawer, but it prolly is out of recent ones.

Boy Howdy I hope we beat them Suns.

Morty

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 2:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I want Terry Porter weaping tears of blood

At the sight of us murdering the Suns. 276 – 0. Brandon Roy with a new career high 274 points. The other 2? A Sergio to Rudy oop.

by Sabonis4Ever on Dec 18, 2008 2:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Terry Porter is a traitor

I don’t care that the Blazers don’t actually employ him in any capacity, for him to go off and join some other team (to COACH them, no less!) is an act of treason of the highest order.

I can’t believe we retired the jersey of this chump, unless it was just to lull him into a false sense of security. And then, WE STRIKE.

BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT. That’s the Blazer’s way.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes

But didn’t he try to buy the team from PA two years ago when PA was thinking of selling? I think he was part of the Jeld-Wen team that was talking about buying it.

So you sort of know where his true allegiance lies, or maybe you just know that he is money-hungry. Same difference, I guess.

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 3:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like the exact thing

A double agent would try to do.

‘Oh sure, I’ll help buy the team… AND MOVE THEM TO SIBERIA’

Yeah Terry… thanks, but no thanks.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Thanks, but no thanks" ?

On that bridge to nowhere, and if you stand at the top of it, you can see Russia?

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 3:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I might not be able to see Russie

But if Terry Porter had his way, we’d all be cheering for the Moscow Trail Blazerinskies right now.

The dude owes 500 large to the Russkie mafia, he’ll do anything to pay off his debts. Even take a lose-lose coaching situation in PHX. He’s desperate!

M…

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that

and that is what strengthened my opinion that he is my favorite blazer from the early 90s.

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Dec 18, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was the instructions as per how not to clog up he recommended fanposts, with the official addition of the Trade Drawer.

It may have been more of a suggestion then it was a directive, but it makes sense to me.

Also, I am on vacation and it is snowing, so I have been playing Gears of War and Halo 3 for 6 straight days. My reading comprehension has probably been dumbed down quite a bit as a direct result. I will have to take a practice LSAT or something before going back, just to make sure I can still swing it.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Dec 18, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

crazy Rudy
Rudy Fernandez . . . was sentenced today to 294 days in county jail and ordered to undergo a mental-health evaluation after pleading no contest last month to felony animal cruelty.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/12/a-judge-sentenc.html

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 2:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

If someone killed my dog

He wouldn’t make it to court. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY 3’S AND ALLEY OOPS HE GETS.

To be fair to Rudy, in Spain, it is customary when visiting a relative to bring a ceremonial basset hound to kill with an axe. Then, they make tacos and enchiladas out of the meat. So, Rudy just didn’t know it was illegal here.

Sure, it doesn’t make it okay, but when dealing with uncivilized, barbaric cultures you got to expect some culture shock as they adapt to living outside of the desolate wastelands they come from.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But if you want to eat good horse salami and get buzzed before killing the poor doggie

just stay here and drink our Beaujolais Nouveau. By the way you would have to head south west to reach Spain from Burgundy, south is just the ocean ;-)

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 8:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

…or south east? Where is my Tom Tom.

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 8:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you forgot

that they drain the blood before mixing it with Ginger Ale to make Sangria that they wash the tacos down with

Some comments may not be 100% accurate

by bow4meow on Dec 18, 2008 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think only German and British tourists actually drink Sangria in Spain

 Those Spaniards are clever, and keep all the good stuff for themselves.

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 9:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dang it

I meant to say Bordeaux honestly. Both start with a B and I knew one of them was directly North of Spain…. damn.

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I lost several cats in a five year span

Found out later on my neighbor had been poisoning them.

by zaruga on Dec 18, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're being serious that's terrible.

Did the dude get in any trouble for it?

And if you’re not being serious and just making a strange joke, it’s still terrible.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did he eat them?

what a jerk, if he did it just for fun.

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 1:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the interesting part of the sentence was the mental-health evaluation

Shouldn’t Greg be the one sentenced to a mental-health evaluation?

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 3:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely. He suggested the "fence post method" to kill the dog. Friggin' nut job.

I don’t know how they do it in Indiana, Greg, but that’s gross. It doesn’t fly out here on the west coast, no sir.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is so cold here

And my poor ‘ittle toes are freezing and I don’t own slippers :-(

A black man can get elected president, but I can’t have my toes not be frost bitten in freezing 40 degree weather? Our priorities as a nation are way out of wack.

My poor, poor ’ittle toesie woesies :-(

Suffering a burden that has never been and never shall be matched,
Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm freezing too

I’m cold because the AC is set too low at work though.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I'm NEVER cold

Makes me realize I am becoming a LA wimp.

I haven’t punched anyone in like 3 years. I take showers every day. I brush my teeth regularly. IT’S LIKE I TURNED INTO A GIRL.

Maybe this cold weather is exactly what I need to toughen myself back up. It’s just, with my feet so cold, I worry they won’t be ready for their pedicure in the morning :-(

Morty

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's like I'm a tough Cockney chimney sweep

Or a manly coal miner!

I feel envigorated with manliness! RAAAAWWWWWWWcoughcoughcoughcoughcough*die*

:-( I died.

Muerteimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't go back to the mainland without long pants, socks, and a hoodie

I used to never get cold on the mainland. I might have to buy a parka for March.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I still won't use an umbrella

It’s been raining hard (for LA) lately, but I refuse to use an umbrella. If I never used one in Portland, I sure as heck ain’t using one in LA.

No matter how cold and wet I get when I go outside, at least I have my dignity.

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the same with sunglasses

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

An ode to Mortihanna

Portland had his heart
But now he’s worlds apart
He lives in Los Angeles
Down with the movie stars
Where sunglasses make things dark
You see lots of shiny cars
He’s not sure if he likes it there
cuz there ain’t no one share (his Blazer love)

ohhh yahhhhhh…..

When the sun shines, it’s real good weather
He tells himself he’ll live in LA forever
says he’ll always be a friend
Took a good job…I’ma stick it out till the end
But now that it’s raining more than ever
He hate LA like no other
But he still won’t use his umbrella
I’m from Portland and we don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1

by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Umbrellas are for bad people.

This way, after it rains, we can tell who sucks and who doesn’t (the d-bags stay dry). It works 70% of all the time in Portland.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Morty

Do you want to talk about your feelings?

by DonkeyShins on Dec 18, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

But we gotta make it fast, Mercury has an appointment with her psychic at noon.

We think she was Viking warrior in a past life, and I only need to pay 23 more installments of $499 to know for sure!!

Hollywood Mort

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tom, you sonofa...

That makes me mad.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Dec 18, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Being a

haole is tough. The natives are used to freezing AC, but poor mainlanders just about freeze their tails off.

I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1

by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm mad I didn't ask for a space heater for Christmas

I might buy one this week.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

do they even have space heaters in Hawaii?

I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1

by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

A lot of the women in the office next door have them.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

literally, I laughed out loud. My nephew lives in Hawaii and often emails me with such comments, the little smart alec (well, he’s 21).

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Dec 18, 2008 7:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to buy a space heater after work today

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 19, 2008 1:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is so cold here

And my poor ‘ittle toes are freezing and I don’t own slippers :-(

A black man can get elected president, but I can’t have my toes not be frost bitten in freezing 40 degree weather? Our priorities as a nation are way out of wack.

My poor, poor ’ittle toesie woesies :-(

Suffering a burden that has never been and never shall be matched,
Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sodom and Gomorrah

I think that will be my new nickname for Rudy and Sergio.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

which one is which

cause even though Gomorrah sounds a bit much like Gonorrhea….no one named Sodom is well liked in most circles

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 3:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess it depends on which one you think it a Gomorrite.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And Rudy's critics say he has no penetration ability

Rudy always cuts backdoor for the easy deuce.

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 3:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that makes Sergio the Gomorrahite.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

gotta keep this away from the announcers....

“….Rudy really Sodomized them with that backdoor cut….”

that just wouldn’t be right…

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, from an alley-oop standpoint

Sergio is the pitcher and Rudy is the catcher. Make of that what you will.

by DonkeyShins on Dec 18, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thomas

Just curious (not bi-curious, just plain curious): What do Hawaiians do on Christmas? Go surfing? Anything special?

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 4:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Locals throw a huge party and BBQ a pig and stuff

My wife and I normally open gifts then go to work. I think this year we’re going to dinner at a friends house.

This is from our first Christmas here in 2005. We took some Pringles, beer, air mattresses, and our Christmas tree to Ka’ena Point.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

god

you guys are hot.

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 4:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

You don’t have to call me “God,” you can just call me, “Tom.”

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He was talking about your wife.

I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1

by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 9:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you look sort of like dustin hoffman in that picture

Caught on Video
She moves along a painted wind
The moon is on the rooftop
The street is like an ocean
But she always flays her arms when she's dancin' so slow
WORD UP. STAY. FRESCO.

by Dheepan on Dec 18, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude...

…That’s racist.

That’s like telling a Sri Lankan that he looks like Lester James Peries.

Out of line, man. Out of line…

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From Tootsie or Rain Man

That was a entire cup-size ago.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you are truely a sick one!!

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Dec 18, 2008 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A 50+ coworker was just listening to this song on his computer

Color Me Badd – I Wanna Sex You Up

That had to be one of the ugliest boy bands ever.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

How did the Kenny G look-a-like get into the band?

Was he a studio execs’ kid or sumthin?

It had a Snow look-a-like, a George Michael guy, a Kenny G guy, and a black guy.

Aside from Timberlake, I think N’Sync is uglier.

The Snow guy got real fat, he was on that one show where some former boy band guys try to form a new band.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Snow.

Informer. Yes.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 1:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He had 12 inches of snow

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome.

Color Me Badd was so fresh back in the day. It makes me want to dig through my old crap to try and find my Cross Colours gear.

There’s an older lady in my office (early sixties) that listens to some adult contemporary internet radio her daughter got her turned onto all the time. Anyway, I heard her bumping PM Dawn’s “I’d Die Without You” and almost crapped my pants. It was pretty awesome. I had to pass by her desk twice just to firm up my suspicion that she was in fact listening to PM Dawn.

PM-FREAKIN-DAWN.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just as a side note...Ben has told me he's gonna

do a Shav interview for the site coming up sometime soon…get us inside the life of the newest Blazer…

my public relations career is beginning to take off

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I mean who needs this Chiropractic thing

when i could be hawking memorobilia and such?

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bones will be replaced by robots someday

But sports memorabilia is forever. You need to get out while you still can!

Having human bones is soooooo 20th century. You know who had bones? Mussolini. Adlai Stevenson. Nolan Ryan. Damon Stoudamire. Some of the worst people humanity has ever known.

‘Bout time we tried something new, don’t ya think?

No, YOU go to bed.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

If Shav says only good things, that must mean HE is the biggest jerk on the team!

M

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The ultimate role player

someone had to do it…

He’d have to grow one of those beards and become mean Shav .. like the boys on South Park from in the nice Cartman episode…

develop the alter ego…hmmm..

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

didn't go look at the orig clip though

if for nothing else then not have my IP recieving 400 male enlargement emails through association…if it was later in the day I’d put a quote from airplane…

so many questions to ponder …have great days collectively and individually…gotta rest up for the late night gamefest

off to work..

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The link is safe for work

Wasn’t even a video clip.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The next time Shav dresses for the game

Tell him to not wear anything under his warmups, and then when he gets called into the game and runs to the scorers table, he can rip the warmup pants off and make NBA history.

The best part is he should act real casual, like nothing special is happening. He’ll check into the game, and play his best ball of the season.

If he’s worried about getting in trouble, use your idea of him having a fake goatee so he can just tell everyone it wasn’t actually him, but his evil twin from an alternate dimension. It’s too crazy of a story NOT to be true!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or

If he doesn’t wanna actually get naked in a game, that’s ok.

If his jersey is long enough, he could tie it around his crotch area like a diaper and just check into the game like that. That’d be pretty awesome.

Again, he has to act like nothing special is going on. The delivery is very important.

M

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he will wear a onesie.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm picturing

If Shav doesn’t check into a game like that sometime this season, I don’t think LetsBlaze even really knows Shav. He’s just trying to impress us… impress us with LIES.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

arrrrghhhhh! I've been found out!!

I’m just a Shav homer who needs to see him play basketball!!

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well I can't fault you for that

The first clue that made me think you were lying is when you claimed that the “ear bone” is your specialty as a chiropractor.

That doesn’t even make sense.

Growing up isn’t easy for anyone, but now that I know your secret I wish we could meet in real life sometime when your parents are out of town.

Uncle Morty

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are so bad

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hee hee

Did he win?

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It actually linked to the wrong page

If you page through that album, there is a picture of him showing up at the event…Don’t think he did the poker thing…It was Chris Weber’s charity event in L.Vegas this summer

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw it was a poker tourney

But I just assumed he was there and playing or you wouldn’t have posted it.

I didn’t actually see him in a pic and now you caught me :-(

I did thumb through some pics, but it was loading slow for me so I just pretended I had saw it. I just want to impress everyone :-(

That’s a cool looking event, though. Was that at the Maloof’s casino place? The Palms, or whatever?

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

heres what i was trying to link to

http://www.exposay.com/shavlik-randolph-3rd-annual-chris-webber-bada-bling-celebrity-bash-weekend-gala—-arrivals/p/21878/41/

but i can’t get the pic to come up…

Chris Webber Bada Bling is a crazy party in Vegas to raise $ for Chris’s foundation…forget what hotel its at…was bummed not to get an invite…

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He should ask who's most likely to pull a Shianco

Link

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny

the guy on the right taking a sneaky peaky.

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 4:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he probably is...

From Wikipedia:

In February 2007, sports columnist Michael Wilbon of The Washington Post singled out Randolph’s comments in reaction to learning of ex-NBA player John Amaechi’s admission of homosexuality as “idiotic”. On playing with a gay player, Randolph was quoted as telling reporters, “As long as you don’t bring your gayness on me, I’m fine.” In that same article, Wilbon also offered his opinion that Randolph, a player with a well-documented spiritual nature, is someone “who likes to throw his religious beliefs in everybody’s face”.[

And we all know—if it’s on Wikipedia, it’s most likely true. All in all, he’s not bad, probably just a little too Southern-Conservative for this Blazer fan.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 18, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I see the questions are gathering already..

prob a good use for the bat phone.. :-)…

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 4:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Anyone hear about this in the BS Report?

http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, thanks Mortimer

I got my Blazers Edge 2009 Calendar in the mail yesterday. It’s sweet.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think he only made a few

And then after that, he only sent them to his inner circle. Imagine all your favorites things about life, love, basketball, Blazers Edge, and the Trail Blazers all rolled into one brilliant wall calendar.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad you liked it

You got the uncensored director’s cut!

Everyone else gets versions with The Bayless Face covering the best parts.

Mo’tima

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mortimer

calendar? For me?

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Dec 18, 2008 6:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to ask why I didn't receive one

and pull a Mortimer esque caps-lock signature THIS IS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP line….

but if the “best parts” are censored by the Bayless face……………………………

ummm yeh I’ll stick with my 1999 Palm Handspring planner thingamajig

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 7:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have little use for calendars, so I bought myself "The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac" for Christmas

Despite a lack of good Blazers stories, it is truly phenomenal. And with all the amazing illustrations and newly invented stats truly macro-mega-monster-phenomenal.

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 8:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i love the fibanoci sequence thing

about duncan’s stats, a little convoluted, but creative.

by appel82 on Dec 18, 2008 9:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

II think I'm getting the book for Christmas

I’m worried that it will just be stats and I’ll never read it and have it rot on a shelf in my home.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 9:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's more like a coffee table book for your TV couch

And not even expensive for that. Look at the excerpts, there is quite some text even though of course it’s more fun than really a useful encyclopedia.

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

I just don’t like stats when they say, “he has a higher FBLA on days where he wears boxers to work.” I like it simple where they just say, “he prefers to drive to the left.”

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kerry Edgars with a good Roy article

link

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 8:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

yeh I stole the link from truehoop

blame them for doing a bad link job.

also read on there that nosebleeds are going for 200 bucks to the celtics-fakers christmas day game.

courtsides are a cool 10k.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AHH!!! I"M effing snowed in!

I wanna go to the game tonight but sadly I think my tickets will go unused.

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Dec 18, 2008 11:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ever heard of snowshoes?

Start hiking. Now.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who are ya, Dale Davis?

GET TO THE GAME or face a huge fine, pal!

Nex’ you’ll say your gate won’t open!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Take a cab

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love that Bayless post

I want to make up a story and write a FanPost about it.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

agreed

why dont you start a rumor about trading Paul Allen for Mark Cuban + Cash + Picks?

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Dec 18, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

There is actually something like that in the Trade Hole right now. It’s pretty funny.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This was our wedding song

Rated PG-13

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 12:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Red

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ah

very fitting… ADCBW (any dress color but white)

by Bust a Bucket on Dec 18, 2008 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon, LMA Oden Batum and my friend josh

ELFED

This is hilarious.

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

by BlazerFan1 on Dec 18, 2008 1:06 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

Everybody is having fun but Greg. He is having to concentrate soooo hard to do his elf moves. I think he needs more coaching.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Dec 18, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

" if you don't like it, you can shove it
but you don't like it, you love it!"
- Weezer (Red Album)

by halfasiansensation on Dec 18, 2008 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol that is stinking awesome

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Look what I just discovered

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 1:07 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

MIllsap's head is crooked?

he needs a new barber to line him up properly

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

by Fund A Mental on Dec 18, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They both suffer from Left Ear Droop Syndrome also known as LEDS

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 3:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A common symptom is veering to the left while running and missing dunks.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There aren't enough flagging options.

Troll, spam, inappropriate… we should be able to “flag as tom.”

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 1:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee - Albert Camus

If at his time Starbucks had existed, the great author and philosopher probably really would have killed himself when confronted with the choice “tall or small”: How can we confuse you today?

by Norsktroll on Dec 18, 2008 2:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

random thought of the day

A possible way to get LeBron:

First some facts/assumptions:

the salary cap will be about $60m and max salary is 30% of total BRI making LeBrons max salary about 17-18m.

Roy and LMAs QOs are 5.2m and 7.6m respectively.

IF and that is a big if, Roy and LMA were to accept their QO along with the following salaries

Joel 7.4
GO 6.8
Webs 4.8
JB 2.3
Batum 1.2
Rudy 1.2
Sergio 2.3m

then we can use the two euros as salary placeholders

Peterri 800k
Freeland 800k

09 1st 1-1.5m
10 1st 1-1.5m

worse comes to worst we just trade them for future 1st picks and go into the 2011 season with 3 1sts, can you imagine what KP would do with 3 1st round picks?? kinda scary.

All of those players equal up to about 43m ad with a salary cap at 60 that leaves about 17m for LeBron.

Here is how it would work and storyteller correct me if I am wrong,

1. Both Roy and LMA have until this upcoming Oct 31st 2009 to negotiate extension, which they would not do, having already talked to LeBron and having him come over next FA period, the upcoming July 1st 2010.

2. Both Roy and LMA decide to play for their QO for the 10-11 season and therefore have no cap holds of large extensions to impede LeBron signing here for max dough.

3. LeBron would start the 10-11 season in Portland with his max contract while LMA and Roy would be playing under their respective QOs and then once the summer of 2011 comes, they resign with us for max $$ in the 2011-12 season, as it will be payback for not getting an extension earlier.

Drawbacks:

1. What is LeBron does decide to go to NY and Roy and LMA are left in the cold?

2. Not locking up Roy and LMA could be dangerous as other teams would get a shot at them in FA.

3. We would lose Blake and TO (but for LeBron it would be worth it)

4. One word five letters: M-I-L-E-S

The thing about Darius is even if he does play 10 games this year, his body will not hold up for a half a season and by the end of this year, he will be back on IR and we will petition the league again to get him off of our cap.

I know mad ramblings of things that are somewhat risky, but for a shot of having this lineup

Bayless
Roy
LeBron
LMA
GO

with

Sergio
Rudy
Batum
Freeland
Pryz

backing them up, you may have to take some chances.

I know that teams cannot talk to players about signing but what about other players. Roy can act as our player/gm and convince LeBron to come and play and he will put his money where his mouth is by accepting his QO.

Not a snowflakes chance in hell but what the hey, a guy can dream cant he?

"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08

by SpyderRyder on Dec 18, 2008 3:59 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Im in

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

by BlazerFan1 on Dec 18, 2008 4:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ditto

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

" " "

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 4:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was also wondering if Joel would be willing to renegotiate his

contract and extend out a few more years, say 4y@20m and forego his 7.3m player option and save us a little more cap space if we went that route

"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08

by SpyderRyder on Dec 18, 2008 4:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't matter if he is willing to or not

because contracts can’t be renegotiated downward.

More information about renegotiation:
http://members.cox.net/lmcoon/salarycap.htm#Q52

by tingeyga on Dec 18, 2008 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he has a player option

he would just decline that year knowing that he would have a new 4yr deal in place for more overall guaranteed $$

"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08

by SpyderRyder on Dec 20, 2008 1:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just listened to Roy on Rome and I don't think he gets it

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry That’s the link.

Seriously though. I freaking love Roy, each time I see him on the court or listen to him talk, he increases his trade value. You gotta love that.

"There is a difference between having two guys banging down low and having two guys who can bang down low." - Blazin'

by tominhawaii on Dec 18, 2008 4:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We gotta sell high!

We waited too long to trade Drexler, and only got Otis Thorpe for him. That bit us in the ass for YEARS!

Like so many said at the very beginning of the season, Rudy is a lot better than Roy and he should be starting anyways. Trade Roy for that missing veteran piece and do the ultimate SELL HIGH.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 4:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

rec

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 4:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone plannin' on watchin' the Spurs/Magic game?

lol the TNT crew chucked shoes at the Chuckster….Prez. Bush hating style. Classic.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I like the slow-mo replay of Charles

Looking so confused at whatever the hell Webber was doing, and then the shoe is throne.

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Family Force 5 on the pregame

that is awesome

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The announcer goes

“solid officiating crew of Bennett Salvatore…and…….and…..ummm……uhhhh”

I think I can only add "The NBA, where caring for everybody but the fans happens". --amlmart1

by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else see Howard take that hard foul?

Looked like Parker linked his arm into Howard and pulled him down. Very Spurs of him. I can’t stand the cheap little plays.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 5:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Magic crowd is dead

99% of the noise in there is artificial. NO ONE is shouting defense with the soundbyte. Even the “clap…clap…clap ya’ hands!” got like nooo claps.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's hard to cheer

When you live in a hell hole like Orlando.

They’re already dead inside.

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Duncan is just "damental"

the fun has been zapped out of his game long ago.

It’s just a steady diet of bank shots, bank shots, more bank shots, and Bayless faces.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:36 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

But that's Duncan!

I like Duncan’s face when he argues against a call. His big ol’ bug eyes pop out and he acts like he’s being accused of the most outlandish crime.

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh that is classic

I am always surprised he doesn’t strain his eyebrows when he does that

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Elton Brand out a month

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3778224

Ya know, with the 76ers playing so poorly thus far and how much they commited in big contracts, and with Iggy being one of the biggest underperformers… is Andre Iguodala available?

He’s like Roy, a SG who can make plays, and is a better defender. An all-round player who, unlike Roy, is probably better at being a sidekick and not the main dude. He is now expensive, but worth it I think.

He’s been so subpar (for him) this year, I wonder if he’s as available as he has ever been. He’d be a great SF, obviously, or co-SG with Roy.

Probably too expensive to get, and I’m sure he’ll turn his year around. Just a thought that popped in me noggin’ when I saw Brand was hurt again.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

He would be a good SF for us.

Pretty sure he can’t hit the three, but he’d be much better than anything we have. I’d love to have him.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

His shooting is down

Usually, he is around 30+%. Not bad, but not Webster/Outlaw level. But, he can hit it, and I wouldn’t be looking for him for just that.

Similar to how Gerald Wallace would help us, it’d be mainly for his defense, his slashing, and his defense. He’s also a good playmaker and while he MIGHT want to be the man dude (I don’t know for sure), he’s definitely just a B-level co-star in the NBA.

But, I really like him. Very athletic, can do a bit of everything. He would give us what we need in a SF and co-SG, except for killer 3 point shooting.

Just like Wallace would.

Morty

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but younger

and without the concussion issue.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

his contract is like, 12 mill or something though isn't it?

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got off my lazy boy and looked it up

11.3 this year, 12.2 million next year

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

No injury concerns that Wallace has.

And for Prez’s point, yeah… Iggy is being paid a lot. But I don’t mind that, he’s worth it as a perfect star-role player. Soon, everyone on our team will be overpaid so I don’t worry about that as much.

I worry more that his team knows/thinks he’ll turn his year around and don’t want to give up on him, even though they committed a crapload of money over the summer to him and Brand.

I look at it the same way I look at Gerald Wallace’s contract… if we used our cap space and got a player that good, we’d be very happy. What he makes isn’t as important as the talent and fit level. We’ll be over the cap anyways, so whoever we can get that fills that open cap space we just want them to be as good as possible… not as economical as possible.

Morty

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh, if we're not getting 'Bron or Wade or somebody big

which seems to be the proverbial pipe dream, then why not get Gerald W. or Iggy?

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh I was bummed

not only that he’s hurt, but also cuz the 76ers will probably start winning now that he’s out.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

which will likely be attributed to a coaching change, when in reality it’s Brand that’s killing these kids that want to be a run and gun team.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shhh

I want Igoudala. If you say that loud enough Philly will hear you.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 5:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't watch Philly much.

How is his defense? Rotation, on the ball, etc.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 5:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rotations and stuff, I can't say for sure

I just know that by my eye, he is a good defender and can man up on anyone.

Gets a lot of steals, really fills out the stat sheet.

This season his numbers are way down offensively, but his rebounding and assists are at Roy’s level or better.

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And again

I don’t know if it is realistic to think a player as young and good as Iggy is available, BUT the 76ers have immensely underperformed from what they were expected to do and are probably prone for a deal to change things up to try to meet back up with expectations.

And I doubt most would want Brand right now…

I certainly didn’t think the 76ers would lose THIS much. It kinda hurts them if they just wanna ride it out and hope the players start to gel because it’s a big hole to dig out of. Well, it is still the East, where the bottom playoff teams are extremely mediocre… so they could probably still make it (or at least not be blamed for thinking they can still make it).

I would not be surprised if they felt like they had to do SOMETHING, and thus we could try to take advantage.

M—

by Mortimer on Dec 18, 2008 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man he would be nice to have.

KP would be all over it if he had a chance at a player like Iggy.

honor rasheed wallace

by Cablinasian on Dec 18, 2008 6:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Iguodala is their centerpiece

just got the big contract….highly talented…He’s the one that broke Shav’s leg at practice in ’06 incidently .. so obviously powerful move to the rim…. I have gotten to watch him play alot…..exciting, explosive ..great handle, good court vision, super quick hands…andre Miller might be more avail out of that group…he is his own agent too . . . .

by LetsBlaze on Dec 18, 2008 6:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NBA League Pass Black Out

Do they black out NBA League Pass (Broadband version, over Internet) in Salem and Portland?

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Dec 18, 2008 5:46 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

blackout everywhere during TNT broadcasts (i.e. tonight)

and I’m pretty sure salem and p-town are blacked out at all times.

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by prezofdeath on Dec 18, 2008 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Dec 18, 2008 5:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow 13-19 almost a minute into the second quarter

low scoring game

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